We know we're only halfway through 2017, but we couldn't wait until the end of the year before we shared these hilarious tweets with you.

Written by women and compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of how bad a day you're having. You don't need to be a woman to find them amusing. All you need is a good sense of humor! Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

Woman Tweets Of 2017

Mimiification Report

Maria Lazaridou
Community Member
3 years ago

Good one!

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#2

Best-woman-tweets-2017

OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Whom did they ask? A representative sample of 15 guys recently convicted for rape?

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#3

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Eden_Eats Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

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WonderWoman!2017 would have been punny...you did not get the concept of strong passwords. :(

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#4

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kerbiegibbs Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"is like"? It simply is! I want to pat that ear!

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#5

Woman Tweets Of 2017

paigealban23 Report

Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
3 years ago

Bahahaha!

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#6

Best-woman-tweets-2017

BraPalvin19 Report

Captain Planet
Community Member
3 years ago

lol so sad.

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#7

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sarbeaaaar Report

Community Member
3 years ago

Muahuahua

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#8

Best-woman-tweets-2017

Flora__Flora Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

It depends on fit, as simply and evil as this.

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#9

Woman Tweets Of 2017

imteddybless Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

The very same picture with the very same text was in another Bored Panda post recently...by another tweeter. Both used this annoying caps, though.

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#10

Woman Tweets Of 2017

JillianDavid13 Report

Vanessa
Community Member
3 years ago

Can you do horse riding with this? ^^

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#11

Best-woman-tweets-2017

FriendOFGay Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

Wassup, Spidey!

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#12

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LeoBlakeCarter Report

Quant
Community Member
3 years ago

I thought they were supposed to be tweets by women...

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#13

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eleanorclrke Report

darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

Now that's just incredibly sneaky 10 points for creativity girl

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#14

Best-woman-tweets-2017

JillFilipovic Report

Lola Bronchetti
Community Member
3 years ago

NO ONE CARES ABOUT PAYPAL ON BORED PANDA

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#15

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sophsa Report

Leni
Community Member
3 years ago

Dude had no sense of humor, that was funny :')

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#16

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Olivia W
Community Member
3 years ago

Makes so much sense

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#17

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evepeyser Report

Captain Planet
Community Member
3 years ago

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Women: Men shouldn't objectify us. Also women: Posts photos of herself barely covering her nipples and vagina. Also women: Women should have equal rights and can do everything a man can. Also women: A man should always pay for dates and make the first move.

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#18

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mollycoldridge Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG i'm gonna die!!!

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#19

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shmarsen Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like the perfect discussion.

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#20

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sixfootcandy Report

logical fallacy
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't forget underfed.

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#21

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Leni
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah ... yeah I missed out on that briefing too.

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#22

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anisasx Report

Olivia W
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha I do that except the arguments were like 3 years ago

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#23

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poorhunny Report

Helen Burgess
Community Member
3 years ago

fizzgig?!

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#24

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aparnapkin Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

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No, it is not. It is their way of being social...no need for the media!

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#25

Best-woman-tweets-2017

DrStaceyPatton Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This is about the right time to have a feeding toddler with you that needs to clean those sticky little hands.

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#26

Best-woman-tweets-2017

sadgirlkms Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

Idiots? Why? :| I can't think of a reason for this insult... Wouldn't "regular people" be better? :|

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#27

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annetdonahue Report

Wanda Queen
Community Member
3 years ago

3) Student who failed presentation because they didn't do the reading, then has wealthy parents call school board to try to get teacher fired.

Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

Disgustingly accurate. "I know words. I have the best words".

Marzo Florida
Community Member
3 years ago

Cashier: "No sir, the dead rat bait is not refundable... no sir, I told you it's NOT a tupé!"

Mitchell Peterson
Community Member
3 years ago

False! he does have two but it's just: 1) Sleep 2) Twitter!

Tad Smurgley
Community Member
3 years ago

3) Neutral yet compassionate hobo

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

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A baseless and closed-minded generalization.

On The Contrary
Community Member
3 years ago

Watch any Trump rally or speech and you will find the base for this accusation.

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#28

Best-woman-tweets-2017

SCbchbum Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

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You obviously rather struggle with language. A baby, by definition, will not be particularly pleased by that offer independent of his or her age...

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#29

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gotzerochill Report

KieraMills
Community Member
3 years ago

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Do you have a paypal ? because you can add an additional 650 weekly to your account just working on the internet a few hours per day. check this page Good luck_________ http://cutt.us/7PuY9

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#30

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Railynnnn Report

GlassOfWater
Community Member
3 years ago

Roald Dahl reference? ('The Witches')

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#31

Best-woman-tweets-2017

lisaxy424 Report

AnonymousPanda
Community Member
3 years ago

yeah my cat leaves fur everywhere too :)

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#32

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alivingiano Report

Captain Planet
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't see the problem here lol. They taste bad?

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#33

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figgled Report

darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

Adulting is hard sometimes.

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#34

Best-woman-tweets-2017

SCbchbum Report

Shiva Dheva
Community Member
3 years ago

You stole my mum? 😭

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#35

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ValeeGrrl Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

i saw some episode and this is pretty accurate

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#36

Best-woman-tweets-2017

JMH93 Report

Stella Dineva
Community Member
3 years ago

best WOMAN tweets?!

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#37

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annabroges Report

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

i've got a huge stock of those under the kitchen sink. just in case. true story.

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#38

Best-woman-tweets-2017

OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Manuela Simon
Community Member
3 years ago

! And if they don´t protect the environment for all the living people (including them, their children and grandchildren), then maybe for the "oh so holy unborn babies"

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#39

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heymichellelee Report

Nicola Morley
Community Member
3 years ago

The guy missing on the end of the line up is your my space account?

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#40

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tillygirl3 Report

GlassOfWater
Community Member
3 years ago

Lmfao I'm dying

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#41

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1followernodad Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

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What exactly do you want to say? o_O

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#42

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sarahevekelly Report

Aine
Community Member
3 years ago

YAS.

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#43

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GashleyMadison Report

Wanda Queen
Community Member
3 years ago

My biggest fear about getting older is that I'm 99% sure I'm no longer fit enough to survive a zombie apocalypse.

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#44

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Samijeaan Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

I need one.

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#45

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brokeymcpoverty Report

Vesna Brnić
Community Member
3 years ago

It's all muscles. :)

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#46

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Jellybeansdoe_ Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

lesbianing?

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#47

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ElleOhHell Report

Aidan Edwards
Community Member
3 years ago

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Wait how's that a sin?

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#48

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AnnaKendrick47 Report

Skure
Community Member
3 years ago

Plenty of space down there

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#49

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elle91 Report

Leni
Community Member
3 years ago

^me

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#50

Best-woman-tweets-2017

JennyPentland Report

Captain Planet
Community Member
3 years ago

Well at least they are understanding. XD

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#51

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elle91 Report

Marzo Florida
Community Member
3 years ago

Give me both!

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#52

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priya_ebooks Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

Are we sure it wasn't actually written by a vampire?

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#53

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danicarrington Report

Captain Planet
Community Member
3 years ago

I think this is discriminating for women who don't wear dresses. As if all women wear dresses! omg this is 2017! So sexist!

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#54

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gabidunn99 Report

Intensive Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

"a little"

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#55

Best-woman-tweets-2017

MollyMcGlew Report

Kristen Hdz
Community Member
3 years ago

Now THAT is funny.

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#56

Best-woman-tweets-2017

LizHackett Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

The best from the whole list! My version: A thick many-pocketed jacket is my favourite way to carry around during the cold months 4 crumpled grocery receipts, one A6 scetch book, 1 pencil, 1 pencil sharpener, 2 rubbers, 23 odd coins(=7,24BGN), 2 bottle caps, a handful of pine needles, 3 acorns, 1/2 pine cone, 7 candy wrappings, 1 old-fashioned magnifying glass, 1 package of dried wet wipes and 2 acorns :D

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#57

Best-woman-tweets-2017

ValeeGrrl Report

#58

Best-woman-tweets-2017

GirlPosts Report

MysticalMan
Community Member
3 years ago

But maybe not end up the same way as the sandwich?

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#59

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AnniemuMary Report

Usernameofgag
Community Member
3 years ago

So true... Washi tape is very expensive here..

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#60

Best-woman-tweets-2017

Ms_ZamaNdlovu Report

Leni
Community Member
3 years ago

Why just why just stop ugh let's just put men back in metal and leather armor again and let them all grow beards gah >.<

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#61

Best-woman-tweets-2017

FriendOFGay Report

Intensive Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

that's the code for "i'm totally like the others girls but pretend to be original"

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#62

Best-woman-tweets-2017

morgan_murphy Report

Theamazingkitteh1234
Community Member
3 years ago

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The phone isn't the only idiot cuz that's not how u spell tampons...

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#63

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rachelPLZdotcom Report

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

YOU BET

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#64

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youngvulgarian Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

My corgi pup and I would like that!

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#65

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GloriaFallon123 Report

Intensive Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

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then it would be "eat right XOR exercise" to be formally correct

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#66

Best-woman-tweets-2017

TheRealDratch Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Even so, what's a child doing in that presidential position? I thought you needed to be mature and wise to lead a country...

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#67

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GilkeAsCharged Report

Julie Lemon
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow totally agree!

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#68

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AllisonRaskin Report

Kassandra Skresvig
Community Member
3 years ago

if my mom ever says texts that, she always follows up with "not a bad thing" to try and save me the panic

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#69

Best-woman-tweets-2017

_harleycampbell Report

Captain Planet
Community Member
3 years ago

It IS ravioli lol.

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#70

Best-woman-tweets-2017

KimmyMonte Report