People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They’re Spot-On (30 Tweets)

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

It's satisfying. Try it.

My dad likes to add sound effects to them like "ACHOOEY WOOEY!"

My sneezes are super loud, there's nothing I can do to make them quieter. It just happens invalunterily. I am also multi-sneezer ... I am talking upwards of 6 in a row.

my co-worker is the same, hes old enough to be my dad. he sneezes so loud is scare the s**t outta me. lmfaooooooo!!!!

I'd rather have one big sneeze than 4 or 5 little ones.

Have you heard mum and Lozzie sneezing. Sets off my tinitus

I, unfortunately, sneeze just like my dad. Loudly, and repeatedly. I have knocked my head into things from sneezing so hard!

Lol. My dad sneezes super loud then swears after. It drives my mom nuts and the whole interaction makes me laugh hysterically.

i don't remember how my dad sneezed

You have to assert dominance.

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Mine too. could never figure out why, but then I did. It's uncontrollable. I do it too.

When my dad sneezes it actually hurts my ears

It's a form of audible dominance

There is very little control over what you do when you sneeze.

I like the way my cats scatter in all directions.

I hate this... first my Dad and now my Husband. Always close to a heart attack! (me!)

Because hearing your sneeze ricochet of the walls is fun and displays dominance by telling everyone exactly who sneezed on the back of their heads

My husband is so loud that the cats and I nearly jump out of our skin.

The element of surprise

To establish dominance !

There are multiple cases of people rupture their lungs or hurt their muscle by holding the sneeze in.

like they can help it!

Both my parents sneeze so loud that they hurt my ears if I'm anywhere near them. Like... why are you scream-sneezing?

Arg, I hate when my dad sneezes! It puts me in a bad mood for at least an hour, if not longer.

My husband claims he sneezes loudly to make sure the land he claimed for his family is still his. So far it's working, we still own our house and garden.

Peanut Shrapnel. Watch out for it. It's deadly.

I can't NOT do it. It just happens. It's not forced or anything to make it loud.

for prevented them to stick to their skin

Because 'in their day' they didn't have to use no stinkin' GPS

They exhausted

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

Back pain, mostly

It hides our terrible handwriting.

I think I´m a Dad then... ^^

because silence is golden when you have kids.

Because most food dates are arbitrary

we mentally stop ageing around 18.

because we don't have purses.

Because Homer Simpson started it.

To make room for the desserts.

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

Do you have change in your purse?

Not just dads do this ...

Dad jokes are our God given right and we are going to use them.

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

Put a jumper on, save the world/wallet

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

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