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There are many things we humans still haven't figured out. Like, what came before the big bang, will AI eventually overtake us, and why do all dads grunt when they sit down. Or why they take grilling so seriously. In fact, there are probably more mysteries about dads than the universe. To try and get to the bottom of them, people have started Tweeting them, and the questions perfectly describe every dad in the history of dadness. The sad part, however, is that even with all that attention, most of them remain unanswered. Science is one way we make sense of the world around us, but it appears that even rationality can't explain everything.

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Kris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

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Martti Laurson
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

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Benjámin Dorogi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

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Martti Laurson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

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Kris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never! Why do wife and kids always have theirs on silent and miss every message a dad sends?

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Secret for you...we hate texting. We are not 13 yr old girls. A 30 second phone conversation can take the place of 20 text messages and misunderstandings.

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Wil Vanderheijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because parents have mastered the art of constructing full sentences.................

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Daniel Steel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i can get more information from a 30 second phone call then i can with 100 texts

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John Carr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe because most dads know how to read, write and spell properly. And they mostly have good grammar as well.

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Liesa Yopp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This chick's grammar is so horrendous it physically hurt to read her sentence. "why waste time say lot word" Girl you need to go back to school and learn a thing or 2 from your Dad about coherent sentences :P

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad actually makes super simple texts with short forms and everything. It's me who writes everything out like we're having a proper conversation.

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Dogloverz17
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad actually probably knows more about yexting than you. He works in IT (information technology)

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Mary Jaye
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HAVE A FLIP PHONE AND HATE TEXTING. PREFER A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL.

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Roberto Durante
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just go to the point, dad I need some money and not you know dad my jacket is from last year and now they have new fashion.

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Clinton Yew
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so you would spend more time reading the message, it feels like you are spending time with us.......

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