People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They’re Spot-On (30 Tweets)

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

It's satisfying. Try it.

for prevented them to stick to their skin

Because 'in their day' they didn't have to use no stinkin' GPS

They exhausted

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

Back pain, mostly

It hides our terrible handwriting.

I think I´m a Dad then... ^^

because silence is golden when you have kids.

Because most food dates are arbitrary

we mentally stop ageing around 18.

because we don't have purses.

Because Homer Simpson started it.

To make room for the desserts.

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

Do you have change in your purse?

Not just dads do this ...

Dad jokes are our God given right and we are going to use them.

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

Put a jumper on, save the world/wallet

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

My dad spent a lot of money on his pen its gold and beautiful no other pen would do after that

Because it can be the little things. I hate cheap pens. I always have a nicer pen. Doesn't have to be a super expensive pen, but a step up. When in adult world, I hate signing legal papers with a cheap Bic pen. Just me though.

I have my own pen and feel weird without it

Because, any other pen is inferior to the Greatest Pen Even

consistency

Because knights don't use the swords of other knights.

Because in old times gentlemen has expensive ink pens with their names engraved on them. They're sons mimicked them and it got passed down. And now my husband has his special Uni-ball pen that the astronauts use that works from any angle, even upside down and he has to explain this to me every time it comes up.

Back in the olden, olden, oooooldeenn days, having a pen was necessary to give your signature on bills when using credit cards. Also, for signing cheques and other general usage. Also, having a nice pen was a status thing.

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my dad doesn't take pens because he chews them and people just tell him to keep them

Germs.

100% yup.

Free

Never! Why do wife and kids always have theirs on silent and miss every message a dad sends?

Because they would look silly in a Hello Kitty shirt.

Secret for you...we hate texting. We are not 13 yr old girls. A 30 second phone conversation can take the place of 20 text messages and misunderstandings.