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Scotland, a country that has been part of the UK for more than 300 years, is known for many things, such as deep-friend mars bars, whiskey, and numerous genius inventions that make our lives so much easier. But there's probably one thing you didn't know about Scottish people, it's their one of a kind sense of humor that started making waves across the internet, especially on twitter. Not only are their jokes crude and funny, but they are also written in the way they speak. Scots have the unique ability to make other laugh and make their thrive at the same time. Ready for some unadulterated jokes? Then scroll below

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Lucas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The very least of the weird things on the Edinburgh to Glasgae train you'll hear...

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Liam Walsh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember having that conversation with a mate at work when we were commuting - wasp gets on at our station and ends up in London not knowing what the f**k happened!

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Lucas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He wants the deep fried mars bar but knows he's not supposed to eat chocolate!

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Betsy Knox
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flip flops and thongs are interchangeable terms for the footwear in California.

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Lucas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ryan you cannae say a*s - it's nae Scottish. You mean a**e man, a**e.

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Analyn Lahr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't they try something like that on Comedy Central or something once. I believe it was called "Straight Plan for the Gay Man". I think it was cancelled fairly quickly.

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3 years ago

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There's nothing straight about a 'lad'. They are all crooked.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That being said, my boyfriend uses fruitier shampoo than I do... but he does smell terrific

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I go to run the dishwasher my husband insists on jumping in the shower and turns off the dishwasher. Then later I go to unload it and it isn't clean. Well it happens at least once a week anyway.

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Claire Ellingford
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't stop laughing ....!! Wish you Scots would visit Australia more; I'd pay good money to see some of you in a comedy show! That put a big smile on my face to start the day thanks!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ma..... ARGE. Marge Simpson. Mom? Goodness you nearly gave me a heart attack mom.

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Lucas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many people used to sign for things with a big X - you can sign how you like. As long as you recognise it - should it be necessary.

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