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Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.

By all means submit one to us, and if we like it, we’ll illustrate it.

More info: amazon.com

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Likewise, for Italian speakers.... "Qual'è il tempo più odiato dei pomodori?" ^_-

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A stamp

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 8 year old just destroyed this joke. She said, "A watch". uhhhhh......yes, yes you're correct, it is a watch.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer !!!! ****BA DUM TSSSSS****

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baa baa shop. Barber shop. A term used to describe a shop that cuts hair among other things.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a joke for you: How do you know there is an elephant under your bed? Because your nose is touching the ceiling.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm. I guess I need to look Maldives. As my phone knows what it is when autocorrecting but I don't.

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