Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.

By all means submit one to us, and if we like it, we’ll illustrate it.

More info: amazon.com

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Angel
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I actually burst out laughing to this one!!

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Var Vas
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

call him anything. he cant hear you

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Daria B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Likewise, for Italian speakers.... "Qual'è il tempo più odiato dei pomodori?" ^_-

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Emma Magg
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A stamp

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Tih Nicastro
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say that to a ‘hairstylist’ and wait for the answer.... lol

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Katie Rosario
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 8 year old just destroyed this joke. She said, "A watch". uhhhhh......yes, yes you're correct, it is a watch.

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Susan Forbes
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the food was out of this world! I'll see myself out

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Echo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good twist on the ol' I Scream joke.

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Emma Magg
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the hill? He didn’t have the guts

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Audrey Biloon
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww...wish no one would eat them...EVER!!

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Taryn Wallace
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer !!!! ****BA DUM TSSSSS****

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Celina
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who read this as pills?

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Dana Zuber
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4 years ago

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Dana Zuber
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Dana Zuber
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Emma Magg
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair

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Mad Haberdasheress
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this case, wouldn't it be "where IN earth have you been?" :D

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Echo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baa baa shop. Barber shop. A term used to describe a shop that cuts hair among other things.

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Venera Krasniqi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved

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Mistrz Varflock
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.

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