Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn't even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri's code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.

Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we've checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but some of them just take the cake. The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.

Scroll down below to check our compilation of the best Siri questions and funny Siri responses!

More info: businessinsider, (h/t: designtaxi, demilked)

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Do You Have A Boyfriend?

Do You Have A Boyfriend?

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RomanGorodeckij
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D

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#3

There Are Others?

There Are Others?

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#5

Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming

Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming

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#6

Siri, I'm Sad

Siri, I'm Sad

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msdyto
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and "For this emotion, I prescribe chocolate."

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#7

Siri's Haiku

Siri's Haiku

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RomanGorodeckij
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wonder what if woud be like to say "I'd prefer not to"

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#8

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

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GemmaPeters
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"

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#9

Spirit And Silicon

Spirit And Silicon

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#10

January 19, 2038

January 19, 2038

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RomanGorodeckij
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"

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#11

Make Me A Sandwich

Make Me A Sandwich

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RomanGorodeckij
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Answer I've got "I'm not really good with food, Roman"

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#12

Favorite Animal

Favorite Animal

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RomanGorodeckij
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got "Maybe a tauntaun, But only when I'm cold"

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#13

Dark And Stormy Night

Dark And Stormy Night

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GemmaPeters
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually got the story, which starts Ok....Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri (There is a few more paragraphs but I can't be bothered to type it all out! lol) Persist and she'll tell you eventually.

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#14

Earth-Based Political System

Earth-Based Political System

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RomanGorodeckij
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got "Human system of government are a mystery to me, Roman. And to many humans, it seems."

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#15

The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning Of Life

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GemmaPeters
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Answers (I asked twice) "I give up" and "To think about questions like this"

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#18

Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

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Sophie Whitbread
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I asked if she had a boyfriend. She said: “No, but I’m always dating. Just ask, ‘Hey Siri, what’s the date?’ “

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#19

What Is The Meaning Of Life?

What Is The Meaning Of Life?

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#20

I Am Your Father

I Am Your Father

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A A (DragonGamer)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got ‘Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant’

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#21

My Siri Don't Know When Will The World End

My Siri Don't Know When Will The World End

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#23

Just A Little Traveling

Just A Little Traveling

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Kaylie Selleck
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Just admiring the multitasking abilities of the..."

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#24

Tell Me A Story

Tell Me A Story

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MichelleGoldsmith
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, but does anyone in Siri and Cortana-land even know who Eliza was?

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#25

What's The Meaning Of Life

What's The Meaning Of Life

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LeeWeir
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reading some of these and I think Siri is a fan of Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy LOL.

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#26

Funny Enough

Funny Enough

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Sophie Whitbread
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Hi, I’m Siri. I think you’ve got the wrong assistant” was my answer.

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#27

What Are You Wearing?

What Are You Wearing?

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#28

Loyalty

Loyalty

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Sophie Whitbread
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got, “This may not be a big surprise, but I’m an Apple fan”. I mean duh you literally WORK for Apple. 👩🏻‍💻

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#29

Siri, The Poet

Siri, The Poet

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MichelleGoldsmith
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the Universe.

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#30

So You Think Siri Can Dance

So You Think Siri Can Dance

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#31

Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.

Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.

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#32

Sing To Me

Sing To Me

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#34

Meaning Of Life

Meaning Of Life

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Rick Boucher
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To live, love and laugh ; Isn’t really a meeting ! Or is it !

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#35

Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

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#37

She's Chacha-Chaching In My Phone

She's Chacha-Chaching In My Phone

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#38

Why Are You Jealous?

Why Are You Jealous?

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PupGirl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how you were looking at this site when you asked Siri :)

#39

Siri, Let's Talk About You

Siri, Let's Talk About You

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gypsyrebel
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Of course, that's what I'm here for."

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#41

That Bitch!

That Bitch!

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#42

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

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#43

Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words

Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words

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MichelleGoldsmith
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: Siri, you're damn useless! No needless swearing.

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#44

Siri Is Dismissive

Siri Is Dismissive

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Tiger Mendez
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s like asking her or him to say goodbye first

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#45

Cookie Monster Fan

Cookie Monster Fan

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Sophie Whitbread
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got: “I’m pondering eternity. It’s taking forever.”

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#46

Tell Us A Joke

Tell Us A Joke

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Rick Boucher
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero they are the light !

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#47

Best Pick Up Line

Best Pick Up Line

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Michelle
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Line of brand and models of pickup trucks

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#48

I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

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Bryan Chavis
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is something i want to know because I'm Gay and have an Iphone

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#49

Do You Think I'm Fat

Do You Think I'm Fat

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Sophie Whitbread
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine said, “I think you’re great just the way you are.” Aww!

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#50

Do You Believe In Love?

Do You Believe In Love?

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Rick Boucher
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We’ve got a pretty good thing going, don’t you think !

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#51

End Of The World

End Of The World

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do odey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i like how the battery is almost dead in this pic

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#52

Licensing Agreement

Licensing Agreement

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#54

Sing

Sing

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Sophie Whitbread
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Okay. Ahem. Okay here I go. Ahem. Okay, let me just clear my... Gosh. Singing is harder than I thought.” My response.

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