Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.
Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!
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Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!
Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.
From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.
I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.
Michelle is a fierce woman, I wouldn't want her to hand me my own a*s on a plate.. so no kissing Obama.
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Not a bad plan - in college on of my lecturers looked exactly like David Tennant. Made some money on the side at children's parties. You really can't be too sure, so good thinking!
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I would invite trump over and see if they will wrestle on my front lawn and sell tickets. Politics be damned- mama's got bills to pay.
I was gonna tell him to get off my lawn. complete with the grumpy-old-man-voice. But I think I'll unapologetically steal your idea. If we're very lucky, Obama will beat trump into oblivion. It's not that I'm a democrat... It's just that Obama has already inflicted his damage.
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I would show him the small cabin that we have on the farm here in Sweden and let him stay there. A small cabin is called a "barack" in Swedish, therefore we named ours "Obama".
I'd have to tell him that he has to sleep on my recliner cause I don't have a 2nd bed or a couch for hi to sleep on! I bet he lasts only 1 night!
What took you so long?...welcome back to Kenya!Lemme tell Grandma you've arrived.
Pizza, beer and cigars everyday and we have a deal. Also would you mind experimental? Lol
I'd be like, ok, want some soda and crackers? I have an extra controller
Honestly, I have never been so psyched about a theoretical situation in my life. Must find a way to make Barack stay at my place!!
I would ask him which extra bedroom he wanted. My mom would ask him where Michelle was, because she adores her. 🙂
I would run away screaming because i have no idea who he is... I'm sorry...
Point to the no soliciting sign. I’m not buying what you’re selling! (Figuratively selling, like his opinions on things)
First? HUG. Then welcome him in, apologize for the mess, and get him a drink. Just like, you know, everyone else.
Well. . . I'm honored to accept him in our humble abode since he traveled far to the east just to stay in ours.
I would ask him if he brought a cooking chef. Or he have to cook for us both. I love to eat but I'm not good cooking.
Wonder why tf he was in Australia, invite him in, panic about the state of the house, invite him in, ask if he wants tea or coffe or anything and show him to the spare room, and then prolly say smthn rlly awkward along the lines of ‘you’re good equality right? I don’t really pay attention to America stuff but I think that’s what I heard? I’m gay and disabled and neurodivergent btw’
GOOD GOD but that would be fun . . . . . . he can get tickets to EVERYWHERE . . . . .
I'd say, "Welcome, welcome. Come on in, Mr President. I hope you're not allergic to cats." We have two medium to long-haired cats.
I live in a studio so I'd ask "where do you think you're sleeping"?
I would have a big problem with the bed situation. As I only have one room and one bed. Would be sleep in it together? Or would I get an extra matres? And if so, who would sleep on the bed? Or should I give the place to him and go sleep at a friend's house? Or did he especially mean, that we two should stay with each other?
Tell him that if he valued his life that he'd better get the hell off of my property, NOW!
I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.
I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.
Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!
I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.
My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."
Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.
My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.
The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see
my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more
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