Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.

Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!

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swarmleader Report

Randy Inbred
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2 years ago

He sounds GREAT!

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SATexas1 Report

Bella Smith
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2 years ago

so true (coughs) Donald trump...

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Giorgio Prodoti
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2 years ago

true story

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Bella Smith
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2 years ago

Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!

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boredhuman
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2 years ago

Squirted coffee on my monitor from laughing

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

I believe this must be pounds, and then it would be 135 kgs to 81 kgs. Does not sound bad!

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Hope Floats
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2 years ago

I could quite happily live my entire life without any other human contact..Seriously!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.

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srrythtusrnmeistken Report

Pandykinz
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2 years ago

Way to take one for the team!

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SamCropper Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

The world in 2018 with poverty, wars, no actions against pollution, etc. etc., i.e. mankind having all the means but not the will to enable everyone, in particularly future generations, in having a good life.

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Falstaffe Report

Daria B
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2 years ago

Dreadpool

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optml Report

Pamela24
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2 years ago

Oh, that's mean!

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DrSquigglesMcDiggles Report

Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow! :D Where do you people find time to think about this!

Pandykinz
Community Member
2 years ago

Marijuana

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birdhouse
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2 years ago

You know damn well that this question was posted after smoking weed!

kaylyn
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2 years ago

0-0 this changes everything

MammaG
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2 years ago

My daughter and I would notice in less than 24 hours. We're allergic to our cat.

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

"Gee, I haven't sneezed in weeks"

Isaac Greene
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2 years ago

ahh choo

Dabernathy
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2 years ago

Bless you.

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Eduardo Magueta
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2 years ago

I would notice it quickly. I sneeze every day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Lordimur
Community Member
2 years ago

We'd begin realizing that we stopped sneezing when our pets would sneeze, and then it'd come up in conversation with our social groups, eventually it would make it to the news outlets, and we'd all realize it. I give it 2-5 years?

Wannes Aelbrecht
Community Member
2 years ago

I think we are more noticing than that. We have 7 billion people, by random probability somebody is gonna notice quicker. Let's say 2-3 months?

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Lady A
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2 years ago

It would take my husband and I about 3.2 seconds, since I have photic sneeze reflex. It would take open the curtains one morning and we would both be like, "uh, what's going on??"

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
1 year ago

I sneezed this morning.... you are safe

Yana Makarevitch
Community Member
1 year ago

I have hay fever, so I don't have to ask myself when was the last time I sneezed. Today. It's always today.

lia minou
Community Member
2 years ago

for the past couple of days i have sneezed about a million times having a cold, so im starting to think everybody just GAVE their ability to sneeze to ME!!!!! D:

Pia Scott
Community Member
2 years ago

I sneeze several times a day, always 3-5 sneezes in row. It's horrible and I hate it. Trust me I would notice if it stopped after 40 years of doing it!

Cindy Johnston
Community Member
2 years ago

I sneezed right before reading this! Scared the shit out of my new cat.

Lisa Chambers
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, for me, this would be quite awesome. I would notice - at least for myself - within the hour!

Anna Ruohonen
Community Member
2 years ago

Not sure how log it would take the entire mankind to realize but it would start from my office where we have a competition for most sneezes in a row. Current record is 7. We would notice.

Tom Servo
Community Member
2 years ago

Probably after at least a few allergy seasons...

Red Pantone
Community Member
2 years ago

As an allergic, that sneeze around 20-30 times a day, I would notice and it would be paradise

Gabby
Community Member
2 years ago

Allergy season.

Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

I don'y know if the response was that great but the question was.

Kaoru Shibari
Community Member
2 years ago

People with hayfever go "less than a year"

Elena Popa
Community Member
2 years ago

I would realize immediately! I don't know why, but I sneeze several times a day, sometimes all in a row, sometimes sporadically through the day. It's annoying really, so I would notice from day one :) lol

Jose Baeyens
Community Member
2 years ago

Being allergic to some things.... I'd find out petty quickly especially in spring/ summer.

Creep Reap
Community Member
2 years ago

When someone gets a cold

Cici Snow
Community Member
2 years ago

You obviously are not afflicted with allergies.

emilie
Community Member
2 years ago

i mean, i sneeze so much and so often that my co-workers have given up on saying "bless you". i think it would take me all of 5 minutes to realize i havent sneezed. welcome to my hell.

Eidet Ic
Community Member
2 years ago

um with my allergies? I'd notice within 10 minutes of waking up. I'll let everyone know if I don't sneeze. problem solved.

Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
2 years ago

But what if, instead of losing the ability to sneeze, the type of allergy you have just got magically cured?

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Nadja Lambacher
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2 years ago

allergy season, duh.

MissNiki Hartman
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2 years ago

😂😂

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ironmanwannabegirl Report

boredhuman
Community Member
2 years ago

From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

What a horrible thought, and what a waste for that room. I would turn it into a cozy area to play video games that I do not have time for, read the books I always wanted to read, and spend time with loved-ones when days are too stressful.

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Cassie
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2 years ago

An experiment was recently completed that shows that particles can change upon observation, so this may not be so far fetched after all.

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justtosubscribe Report

Bella Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

UMM dont worry im sure thats normal

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VeeBeeEll Report

Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

But if it's obbligatory, make that test be free of charge, or at least, discounted.

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Low_town_tall_order Report

Pamela24
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2 years ago

Tomatoes, I suspect.

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iamworsethanyou Report

Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

This is happening right now!!!!

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drleeisinsurgery Report

boredhuman
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2 years ago

Julia Roberts would be perfect the Hollywood adaption of this story.

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waterboatman Report

Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

When logic is both a winner and a loser!

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BICEPSUPREME Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

R.I.P.

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Bl4nkface Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.

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hinklesauce Report

Smoofy
Community Member
2 years ago

This is 100% true

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Erudite_Delirium Report

CelSlade
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2 years ago

Female orgasm

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sickparadise Report

Bella Smith
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2 years ago

stop stop no really seriously wait my god

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pjabrony Report

birdhouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Columbus, every time the Flat Earthers open their mouths.

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aeriat Report

Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
2 years ago

Well done!

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Paintap Report

Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

Start reading the instruction manuals

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Baconlightning Report

Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.

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excusememoi Report

Ben S.
Community Member
2 years ago

Snort coke.

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HowAmIGonnaGetAName Report

GiantSpaceTiger
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2 years ago

Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow...that could have gone really wrong.

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reddit.com Report

Grumble o'Pug
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2 years ago

Matches: Might Light

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32BitLongSucks Report

Hans
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2 years ago

Birthday bl...what?

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.

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Grumble o'Pug
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2 years ago

LMAO!!!!!

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Dave-Stark Report

Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."

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Daria B
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2 years ago

A fellow Croatian passenger approached me in English in the plane last time and I answered back in English because I couldn't know either. Until the moment he spoke to the flight attendant

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Leah Curtis
Community Member
2 years ago

awwww

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jakeruinseverything Report

Richard
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2 years ago

I think it would be fun to read all the answers first and the question only at the end.

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Master Markus
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2 years ago

Paper cut?

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.

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birdhouse
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2 years ago

I've never been on a plan. Is this a big issue?

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Jessica Gunn
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2 years ago

The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see

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Ruby MacLeod
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2 years ago

my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more

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Kjorn
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2 years ago

USA autorised all sort of gun in their country but not Toys-Kinder chocolate

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