Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.

Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!

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swarmleader Report

Randy Inbred
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2 years ago

He sounds GREAT!

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SATexas1 Report

Bella Smith
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2 years ago

so true (coughs) Donald trump...

Andycat >_<
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2 years ago

I wish Mexico built a wall around Donald trump

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Steffen Beth
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2 years ago

So very true.... And very sad....

Dean Wolterman
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2 years ago

It happened when Obama took office!!

Taryn Wallace
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2 years ago

Truck drivers... they used to be very highly respected and lazy gross disgusting people have drastically changed the way we picture truckers...they aren't respected anymore and I bet when u picture one you picture an overweight dirty smelly redneck when in actuality that is still (thankfully) the minority. The problem is those gross dirty ones seem to be the loudest and most demanding of attention.

Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

Apparently the Canadians want to build a wall now too...

danielw
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2 years ago

I wouldn't blame them, honestly.

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KT Pinto
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2 years ago

OMG! That's hysterical! Ha ha ha ha... <--- this is sarcasm, by the way. My gawd, get some new material people...

Oscar Schraven
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2 years ago

Well lets not beat around the Bush...

Patricia Ross
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2 years ago

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We thought Bush was bad, but as it turns out, we had no real point of comparison until now.

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Grumble o'Pug
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2 years ago

Truth incarnate, since November 7, 2017

Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Presidential burn

Pantea
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2 years ago

In Britain and Ireland, a "knocker-upper" used to be a person who went door to door to wakeup people (he would knock on windows on the higher floors of the building with a long stick). The profession lasted to as late as the beginning of the 50s. This was because clocks were either not available, not reliable or too expensive.

John Backus
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2 years ago

We have never had a better President, give him some slack ! We will all be better off with him .

bring on the internet warriors
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2 years ago

....are you for real

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Plumbers. Oh, wait....

Thomas Kolev
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2 years ago

When the Jester plays at being king.

BaDUM Tsss
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1 year ago

A thot

Mango Ice
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2 years ago

In Australia it is also so so true (sighs)

Jill Stevenson
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2 years ago

teachers

Foxtail13
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2 years ago

Thumbs up to that one

Sharon Ingram
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2 years ago

Yeah, because he’s done absolutely nothing for the US. SMDH (total sarcasm here)

Dave Roger
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2 years ago

He has done nothing good, glad you understand that.

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Karen Gault Skelly
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2 years ago

Burn!

Eli
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2 years ago

Donald trump was the one that made it a joke!

Eli
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2 years ago

Donald Trump made it a joke

My O My
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2 years ago

I'm loughing way too hard

Jurgen Shantz
Community Member
2 years ago

also teacher's. it isn't funny I know but it's the truth.

glowworm2
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2 years ago

Depends on who's president at the time truthfully.

JP
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2 years ago

Perfect

FuzzyWuzzy
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2 years ago

Perfect answer!

moeless
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2 years ago

We needed some comic relief after the well-spoken but dismal abortion of the last 8 years. Loving it!

JAIDEN HAMPTON
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2 years ago

Omg

Mary Helen
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2 years ago

THIS.

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Alas.

Lyn Denmark
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2 years ago

Medical community

Mont
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2 years ago

Barack Obama was a joke

Dave Roger
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2 years ago

Awww, you tried. You really tried.

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Phillip Moderow
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2 years ago

Better than a complete disaster like Hillary !

happyhippie
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2 years ago

NOPE!

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Claire Armstrong
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2 years ago

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I really think that word 'pontificate' was created just for Trump as president! He just comes across so smug and smarmy when he's talking! But also as if he's having a good old laugh at the fact that he is now president! The world is now a truly scary place!

Kjorn
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2 years ago

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not only trump. every politician are just bourgeois people who has no idea what people live.

Andycat >_<
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2 years ago

Not every single one

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Ed
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2 years ago

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Any position in the liberal media :)

Paul Osborne
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2 years ago

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Number of libtard downvotes proves you right

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Betty Rubble
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2 years ago

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Can I help you with anything else triggered hypocrite? like the name of the other women that have accused him of sexual harassment Bill Clinton it is.?

happyhippie
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2 years ago

How is Bill Clinton still relevant?

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Renard Bansale
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2 years ago

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Yeah, the guy who is credited by the South Korean president for the historic DMZ handshake and who finally fulfills the promise that extends from Bill Clinton on an American embassy in Jerusalem has officially made the role a joke. Pfft! :/

anarkzie
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2 years ago

The moving of the American embassy in Jerusalem, has resulted in over 2000 people being shot and 50+ deaths, yeah he's a joke.

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Titanosaurus Report

Giorgio Prodoti
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2 years ago

true story

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Bella Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!

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McGician Report

boredhuman
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2 years ago

Squirted coffee on my monitor from laughing

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Hans
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2 years ago

I believe this must be pounds, and then it would be 135 kgs to 81 kgs. Does not sound bad!

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Hope Floats
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2 years ago

I could quite happily live my entire life without any other human contact..Seriously!

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MrMapleBar Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.

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srrythtusrnmeistken Report

Pandykinz
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2 years ago

Way to take one for the team!

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SamCropper Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

The world in 2018 with poverty, wars, no actions against pollution, etc. etc., i.e. mankind having all the means but not the will to enable everyone, in particularly future generations, in having a good life.

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Falstaffe Report

Daria B
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2 years ago

Dreadpool

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optml Report

Pamela24
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2 years ago

Oh, that's mean!

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DrSquigglesMcDiggles Report

Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow! :D Where do you people find time to think about this!

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ironmanwannabegirl Report

boredhuman
Community Member
2 years ago

From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

What a horrible thought, and what a waste for that room. I would turn it into a cozy area to play video games that I do not have time for, read the books I always wanted to read, and spend time with loved-ones when days are too stressful.

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Cassie
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2 years ago

An experiment was recently completed that shows that particles can change upon observation, so this may not be so far fetched after all.

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justtosubscribe Report

Bella Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

UMM dont worry im sure thats normal

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VeeBeeEll Report

Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.

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Lamontc Report

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

But if it's obbligatory, make that test be free of charge, or at least, discounted.

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Low_town_tall_order Report

Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

Tomatoes, I suspect.

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iamworsethanyou Report

Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

This is happening right now!!!!

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drleeisinsurgery Report

boredhuman
Community Member
2 years ago

Julia Roberts would be perfect the Hollywood adaption of this story.

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waterboatman Report

Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

When logic is both a winner and a loser!

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BICEPSUPREME Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

R.I.P.

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Bl4nkface Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.

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hinklesauce Report

Smoofy
Community Member
2 years ago

This is 100% true

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Erudite_Delirium Report

CelSlade
Community Member
2 years ago

Female orgasm

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sickparadise Report

Bella Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

stop stop no really seriously wait my god

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pjabrony Report

birdhouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Columbus, every time the Flat Earthers open their mouths.

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aeriat Report

Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
2 years ago

Well done!

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Paintap Report

Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

Start reading the instruction manuals

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Baconlightning Report

Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.

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excusememoi Report

Ben S.
Community Member
2 years ago

Snort coke.

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HowAmIGonnaGetAName Report

GiantSpaceTiger
Community Member
2 years ago

Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow...that could have gone really wrong.

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reddit.com Report

Grumble o'Pug
Community Member
2 years ago

Matches: Might Light

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32BitLongSucks Report

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Birthday bl...what?

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WagnersWorkshop Report

Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.

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stevediperna Report

Grumble o'Pug
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO!!!!!

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Dave-Stark Report

Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."

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cninamon Report

Daria B
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2 years ago

A fellow Croatian passenger approached me in English in the plane last time and I answered back in English because I couldn't know either. Until the moment he spoke to the flight attendant

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DoorwayNinja Report

Leah Curtis
Community Member
2 years ago

awwww

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jakeruinseverything Report

Richard
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2 years ago

I think it would be fun to read all the answers first and the question only at the end.

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Yoursistersrosebud Report

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

Paper cut?

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Jordan1719 Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.

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CelSlade
Community Member
2 years ago

My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.

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kshitij_meets Report

birdhouse
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2 years ago

I've never been on a plan. Is this a big issue?

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Jessica Gunn
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2 years ago

The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see

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Ruby MacLeod
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2 years ago

my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more

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eboody Report

Kjorn
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2 years ago

USA autorised all sort of gun in their country but not Toys-Kinder chocolate

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