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Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.

Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!

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Bella Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this must be pounds, and then it would be 135 kgs to 81 kgs. Does not sound bad!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The world in 2018 with poverty, wars, no actions against pollution, etc. etc., i.e. mankind having all the means but not the will to enable everyone, in particularly future generations, in having a good life.

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boredhuman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a horrible thought, and what a waste for that room. I would turn it into a cozy area to play video games that I do not have time for, read the books I always wanted to read, and spend time with loved-ones when days are too stressful.

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Cassie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An experiment was recently completed that shows that particles can change upon observation, so this may not be so far fetched after all.

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if it's obbligatory, make that test be free of charge, or at least, discounted.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.

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GiantSpaceTiger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!

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Randy Inbred
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A fellow Croatian passenger approached me in English in the plane last time and I answered back in English because I couldn't know either. Until the moment he spoke to the flight attendant

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Richard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it would be fun to read all the answers first and the question only at the end.

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Gabby D
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate sits outside the bathroom and screams while I'm using the toilet.

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever my roommate poops, she runs around the house in joy and lets everyone know.

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emilie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my roommate likes to jump onto my boobs and sit a*s first, right next to my mouth. what a great roommate.

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when i get in bed my roomate get in with me and start licking my feets

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adoracat
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate was diagnosed with seizures and a brain tumor today. I'm gutted.

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Emmy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate ran off into the woods and came back later carrying an entire leg from skunk in her mouth.

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Red Pantone
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both my roommates like to play games on top of me every night, I can't sleep... Help...

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate(s) love to ride in the car. One of them, on my shoulder. They get really excited when we go to a drive thru restaurant.

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate needs his hair trimmed 6 times a year bc he is a Pomeranian.

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Bihaly Barbii
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have geckos, so: my roommate likes watching the telly while sitting on my boobs

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Johna Ward
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roomate sits on the floor and licks her a*s in front of me while I’m eating

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Lou Pryde
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate drools tuna scented saliva on me if I pet him long enough :(

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Andres Tejeda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate, sometimes poops live 5 or 6 times when we visit a new place like a store, park , or new car. Even though she just went poop 5 mins before we got to said place.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My two roommates run around the house and fight each other while I watch like it’s a TV show.

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Nikki Gross
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate likes to follow me into the bathroom and stare while I sit on the porcelain throne.

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Susan Henning
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommates break into my room and take over the bed. One under the covers with her head on the other pillow, one between my legs incessantly licking any exposed skin.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I'm sleeping, my roommate lays on my chest and licks my face to let me know he has to go to the bathroom

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate has to live outside because he wouldn't fit through my door.

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Bedlamite
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my roommate will chase a fly around the house until they can catch it and eat it.

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Terra Renee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate bit my inner thigh so hard it was dripping blood.

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Ramona Jackson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes when I'm sleeping my roommate bites my hands and feet. I wish he would just STOP.

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Richard McLean
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate lays on my side of the bed before I get there so it's nice and warm for me. When I get there he goes to his side of the bed and waits for his belly rubs and head scritches.

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Jessica Julian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate crawls up the bed and stairs at me until I pull up the covers so she can go under, head first. I don't know how she breathes under there.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.

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Jessica Gunn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see

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Ruby MacLeod
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

USA autorised all sort of gun in their country but not Toys-Kinder chocolate

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