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Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.

Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!

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Bella Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this must be pounds, and then it would be 135 kgs to 81 kgs. Does not sound bad!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The world in 2018 with poverty, wars, no actions against pollution, etc. etc., i.e. mankind having all the means but not the will to enable everyone, in particularly future generations, in having a good life.

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! :D Where do you people find time to think about this!

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birdhouse
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know damn well that this question was posted after smoking weed!

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Lordimur
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We'd begin realizing that we stopped sneezing when our pets would sneeze, and then it'd come up in conversation with our social groups, eventually it would make it to the news outlets, and we'd all realize it. I give it 2-5 years?

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Wannes Aelbrecht
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we are more noticing than that. We have 7 billion people, by random probability somebody is gonna notice quicker. Let's say 2-3 months?

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MammaG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter and I would notice in less than 24 hours. We're allergic to our cat.

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Eduardo Magueta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would notice it quickly. I sneeze every day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

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Lady A
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would take my husband and I about 3.2 seconds, since I have photic sneeze reflex. It would take open the curtains one morning and we would both be like, "uh, what's going on??"

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Schoki 123
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have so many allergies, trust me I would notice within 2 hours

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Amy Taylor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Allergy sufferer here... If I'm not sneezing in threes at least 10 times a day, am I even alive?? During the beginning of cover it went from "bless you!" to "GAHHHHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!!" my cousin bought me a mask that had "Calm down, Karen..it's allergies" on it lol

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William Dennett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me wonder if we’ve all lost the ability to do something and nobody has noticed yet! 😳

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Yana Makarevitch
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have hay fever, so I don't have to ask myself when was the last time I sneezed. Today. It's always today.

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lia minou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for the past couple of days i have sneezed about a million times having a cold, so im starting to think everybody just GAVE their ability to sneeze to ME!!!!! D:

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Pia Scott
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sneeze several times a day, always 3-5 sneezes in row. It's horrible and I hate it. Trust me I would notice if it stopped after 40 years of doing it!

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Cindy Johnston
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sneezed right before reading this! Scared the s**t out of my new cat.

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Lisa Chambers
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, for me, this would be quite awesome. I would notice - at least for myself - within the hour!

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Anna Ruohonen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure how log it would take the entire mankind to realize but it would start from my office where we have a competition for most sneezes in a row. Current record is 7. We would notice.

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Red Pantone
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an allergic, that sneeze around 20-30 times a day, I would notice and it would be paradise

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Stille20
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don'y know if the response was that great but the question was.

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Elena Popa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would realize immediately! I don't know why, but I sneeze several times a day, sometimes all in a row, sometimes sporadically through the day. It's annoying really, so I would notice from day one :) lol

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Jose Baeyens
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being allergic to some things.... I'd find out petty quickly especially in spring/ summer.

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emilie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i mean, i sneeze so much and so often that my co-workers have given up on saying "bless you". i think it would take me all of 5 minutes to realize i havent sneezed. welcome to my hell.

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Eidet Ic
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

um with my allergies? I'd notice within 10 minutes of waking up. I'll let everyone know if I don't sneeze. problem solved.

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what if, instead of losing the ability to sneeze, the type of allergy you have just got magically cured?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a horrible thought, and what a waste for that room. I would turn it into a cozy area to play video games that I do not have time for, read the books I always wanted to read, and spend time with loved-ones when days are too stressful.

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Cassie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An experiment was recently completed that shows that particles can change upon observation, so this may not be so far fetched after all.

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if it's obbligatory, make that test be free of charge, or at least, discounted.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A fellow Croatian passenger approached me in English in the plane last time and I answered back in English because I couldn't know either. Until the moment he spoke to the flight attendant

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Richard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it would be fun to read all the answers first and the question only at the end.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

USA autorised all sort of gun in their country but not Toys-Kinder chocolate

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