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30 Hilarious Before And After Photos Of How Life Changes After Having Kids (New Pics)
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As someone that doesn't have an especially strong urge to have kids anytime soon, I'm often told things like: “It's a completely life-changing experience;” “your priorities are turned upside down;” and “nothing can describe the feeling you get when you first hold your own child in your hands.”
Now, I don't doubt for a second that the act of procreation fulfills one of the most basic and fundamental human needs and brings about incredible and joyous emotions that only a parent can really understand.
However, while parenting is surely amazing, rewarding and life-changing beyond words, it can also take its toll! From the calm, romantic, fun-loving and free couples of before to the flustered, stressed and vomit-stained parents of afterward, these photos amusingly highlight some of the change that all parents go through - and even though they will surely say that it was 100% worth it - meh, I'm still not quite convinced yet.
The 'before vs after parenting pics' trend was started by forty-something Brooklyn dad Mike Julianelle, who runs the 'Got Toddlered' Instagram page and also has a popular parenting blog that shares his experiences of being the father to two crazy sons. We had a previous post covering the first batch of hilarious examples, and they were so popular that we have come back with more! Scroll down to check them out for yourself, and let us know your thoughts and stories in the comments!
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This Doesn’t Even Need A Caption. I Should Literally Delete Every Other Picture On This Page And Replace Them All With This And Put “Mission Accomplished” In My Bio. My Work Here Is Done. All Joking Aside, This Guy Is A Champ And A Half! Giving Us Dads A Good Name!
Bored Panda was lucky enough to speak to Mike himself, who shared some of his famously witty insights on the realities of parenting with us.
"Look, I don’t hate my kids, I just hate parenting," he told us with a laugh. "That’s really all it boils down to, and is the premise behind all my Dad and Buried stuff - my blog, my Instagram page, my Facebook, and my podcast (Dad and Buried - subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and everywhere else you get podcasts!) - and my Got Toddlered account."
"Parenting is challenging and frustrating and expensive and exhausting and stressful and boring, and while my sons are often all of those things as well, I don’t regret having them. How dare you suggest such a thing just because I occasionally make jokes and memes that make it seem that way!"
From Dressed To The Nines To Asleep By Nine
Every Once In A While, Parenthood Is A Major Improvement
"I mock and troll my kids, and I trash and ridicule parents and parenting, and myself, because that’s my sense of humor, and my sense of humor is what keeps me sane amidst the all-consuming hellscape of attempting to protect and raise ignorant, unformed, self-destructive miniature human beings."
"I recently had a job interview. Job interviews are stressful no matter what stage of life you’re at, but, like everything else, having children raises the stress exponentially. I’m not just providing for myself anymore, and the stakes are much higher now; the consequences of blowing a job interview are a lot more intense. And so was getting there, because I had to take my toddler with me."
Honeymoon’s Over!
For Obvious Reasons, This Cat Has Learned To Sleep With One Eye Open
"Being unemployed, we can’t afford childcare, so I had to ride the subway, in a full suit, on one of the hottest days of the summer, with my toddler on my lap and/or napping next to me. Thankfully I didn’t have to bring him to the interview itself; I was able to drop him with my wife. The logistics of all of this – the scheduling, the traveling, the hand off, the carrying of a sleeping toddler across Manhattan while sweat poured off me like a waterfall, etc. – were incredibly complicated."
"None of this was ideal. But I had to do it, I had to put my best foot forward for the job, so I can provide for my family, and, more importantly, so I can get the hell out of my house. I can’t handle being a stay at home dad for another minute!"
Mike's kids are 8 (9 in September) and 3.5. Right now he's a stay at home dad, not exactly by choice, and he spends his time writing honest and insightful blogs about the issues that he struggles with at times. Because scrolling through social media, you'd be forgiven for thinking that everyone is just the perfect parent - happy, energetic and full of great ideas for nurturing excellent human beings. You rarely see behind the curtain! Mike gives an honest evaluation of parenthood, and his blog is essential reading for parents and non parents alike!
Made Our 1 Year Wedding Anniversary Picture!
Parenting Gets You Into Some Sticky Situations. (These Captions Can’t All Be Winners!)
From “I’m On A Boat!!!” To “He’s On My Throat!!!” (This Is One Of My Favorites!)
The Dog Days Are Over
From “Haaaaaaayyyyyy!” To “Wait! I’ve Got A New Complaint...”
This About Sums It Up
Actually Maximus, No, I’m Not Entertained. Thanks For Asking! (Love How The Shirt Goes From Sincere To Ironic When The Kid Shows Up!)
I’m Not Sure Which Situation Is More Hazardous To His Health...
It Doesn’t Take Long For Them To Go From Cute To Crushing
This Dapper Gent Went From Refined Af To Resigned To His Fate
Don't let this dog's sad eyes fool you, he loves the attention, he would have walked away if he didn't - speaking from Great Dane experience. Mine would stay put for awhile and when she had enough attention, just stood up and walked away - with the child on her back or dumped them off, lol
From Drinking Together To *making Drinks* Together
From Sex On The Beach To Dead On Her Feet! This Juxtaposition Almost Makes Me Feel Bad, But The Truth Must Be Told! Also, The Baby’s Mouth Is Wide Open Too Omg
From Da King To Dafuq?!
Cats love kids, especially the little ones. Well, until they pull their tails 😅
His Drinking Buddies Have Changed
From Partying All Night To Peppa’s Windy Fall Day
What’s The Opposite Of A Glow Up?
Older Siblings Can Get Toddlered Too! Not That He Seems To Mind Trading His Mouthguard For A Tiara
From Fat Tuesdays To Ass Wednesdays
They Never Suspected That When They Found Nemo They’d Also Lose Their Dignity
And To Think, She Used To Be The One Who Threw Up After Drinking Too Much
Look At What That Baby Has Reduced This Once Proud Man To. And The Kid Knows It Too! “No More Relaxing Dinners Out, You Eat In Bed Now And You Love It! I Own You!!!
From Striking A Pose To Serving As Poster Board
From Little Black Dress To Big White Mess. I Can’t Believe She Stopped To Take A Photo Before Incinerating That Hoodie!
Me too! Who knew someone so little, could hold so much puke! YUCK!!!! Jump in the shower, baby and all!!!Clean you both, at the same time..
Load More Replies...This morning, I walked by a daycare where a poor, slightly traumatized looking kid had thrown up and hurried to get out of the stink cloud. Honestly, how do parents handle this and especially the smell? Do you get kind of used to it ?
You do get used to it, and I swear there's a weird thing that happens in your brain when you become a parent that makes the puke/poop/snot of your own child much less offensive to you. I know that makes zero logical sense, but it is definitely easier to clean up after your child. It must be some primitive evolutionary thing 😂🤷♀️
Load More Replies...Have kids they said. They are a joy they said. So many wonderful memories are going to happen they said. Then boom a vomit explosion!
Double Double-Fisting!
I don't think the person who wrote this title knows what fisting means.
Kids! They’ll Steal Your Life-Force And *literally* Suffocate You, And Somehow You’ll Still Find Yourself Smiling While They Do
Note: this post originally had 140 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
A lot of these are from the IG @gottoddlered. Please credit.
There is a ink below each of the pictures (at least now, not sure whether it always was there).
Ah, good, another post detailing why having kids is a really bad idea. Thank you, BP! I will pass :)
I love the monsters to bits, but if you know you don't want them then It's best not to have them.
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Probably not for the kid, but for the adult at least.
I guess this post reinforces your previous opinion either way. It made me want kids. I already get some of this working in childcare. The cuddles and tutus are worth the spit up!
To each their own lol! I've known since I was little I was going to be a mum, but I have a sister who has found her happiness through professional achievement and travel. Each lifestyle is valid and equal ^-^
Yes parenting is hard. But they joy they give you, so worth it.
Just like how raising a young animal can be hard but with the proper guidance they grow up to be quite well-behaved. And you get to see what funny little quirks they develop along the way.
Not the same really. That pet won't be passing down lessons you taught them, won't start looking like you/your parent, and won't be continuing your DNA line. But what do I know, I don't even want kids. I do want a dog and/or cat though.
Kids are great. All you saying not wanting them, good for you. Not everyone should have kids.
These make me really sad that kids just aren't in my future. I would have named them Victoria and/or Derrick, so they could be Dee and Ree. I still love seeing happy families, though.
Oh god. I have a niece, who is only 9 months old, and she is nothing like any of these photos. She barely cries and smiles a lot. She is also very cute, and very well behaved. The only problem is that she doesn't like going in the car.
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What a cutie!!!
I'll have to delete the image after a few weeks because, like, don't want anyone finding out where she lives.
should I put a pic of her here?
i'd ask her mom first
I would love to see a picture if her mom says it’s ok!
I'll ask my cousin. ( Her mom. )
Last photos of me without kids was as a teenager. Fell pregnant with my first child at the age of 19.
Congratulations, I would've freaked out if I got pregnant at that age. <3 (though I am freaking out now nevertheless 😂)
Thank you, I wasn’t really freaking out too much coz I was already in a long term relationship of 3 years and we wanted to have a family. We have now been together for 17 years and have 2 kids together. It’s normal to freak out though because it is a drastic life changing event. But it’s so worth it, (if you want kids that is.)
I have a teammate, he became father at 16.... at 38, he became grandfather...
Eek, I am 33 and my daughter is 13. Hope I am not a grandma by then. Are chastity belts still around lol.
Is it me, or these parential posts are alwys enlights just the negative sides of parenthood?
Just you
I am very happy to be chilfree.
Same here! ^^
But people still get mad at me when I say I don't want kids
Don’t let them get to you. It’s not their business or life.
I'm past that point, I'm wildly sarcastic,it tends to quell the comments :P
Yeah That'll happen. Hubby and I swore off kids for first 8 years of our marriage lol The comments we received at times were just so unreal! people love to pass judgement, you do you! and try to let the haters comments roll off your back
That's 140 (before shortening, which will occur) reasons why I'm not having kids :)
Really? Only a few of these look bad, and none of them show the worst of it. Don’t have kids if you don’t want them, but most of this seems pro kid in a good humored way.
I haven't scrolled through all of them, but in every pair of pics that I've seen, I prefer the non-kid life by a mile. So yes, really. If someone else prefers getting puked on the shirt instead of seeing the world, their call, but I'll pass on this experience.
My hubs and I have 2 kids, and we still do some travelling. Having kids doesn't stop you from travelling lol
everytime someone asks me why you don't have any kids, I answer because I don't have any money. can you give me money?! (they will fade away...!)
I really don't want kids...
so.. moral of the story: don't have kids!
Not one of these looks like an improvement. It's been proven that kids do not make things better, parents just delude themselves to cope with their choices. You can argue all you want to but studies have proven these to be facts time and time again.
Yes, your parents were deluded
I’m glad I don’t have kids.
What can you say?
I loved captions on most of these, also pics. That's why I am not getting any pics taken of me whatsoever until all of them grow up a bit xD
I would just like to give a shout out to all the people that have children including my mother. With that being said I just want to say I am so glad I never had children
This list is a good warning to always use contraception.
Yup. Still not sold on having kids. I'm glad that (most) of these parents seem happy, though!
My uterus faded at every picture
My ovaries are on strike now and my uterus is armed and will kill all visitors.... 😬😬😬 And I'm almost 36 years old and I know for sure I am never having kids.
Kids? NEVER! :D
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I bett all these asswipes are longing for the cheap condom they never purchased, lol
your parents sure wish they did
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I want to know who is writing the captions and do you want to hang out sometime?
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Newsflash... you don't HAVE to reproduce...
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Thanks for reminding me why I never wanted kids.
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So why would anyone want kids? Seems like they literally suck up any available cash,energy and time. Im single,still taking vacations, have alot of toys and enjoying life. These parents look miserable
are your parents miserable?
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Probably not as much as yours are.
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Let's remember that having kids is a choice. We don't need to be handing out Purple Hearts for parenthood. It's also sad seeing the before pics that were full of vitality and beauty and then being reduced to defeat. There are a lot of "hit the wall" examples in here.
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they do not teach that in schools ???? I thought it was a common knowledge ... kids are money consuming time demanding 24/7 life change ... unless you are really rich and you can pay other people to perform your parental duties ..
You don't have to be rich to raise kids well with a good life, and some people actually enjoy parenting.
hear hear!
QueenOlive exactly. Folks who love childcare SHOULD have kids. Those of us who detest it should not. And no one should ever judge either side for their choices.
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Some of these people look better off with kids but a lot of them look very miserable and I can’t help but assume the ones that look so broken in shambles are people who accidentally got pregnant. Most kids are mistakes which is why most parents look so beyond miserable. Human beings should be way past the point of mistake pregnancies. But if we were, way fewer people would have kids.
A lot of these are from the IG @gottoddlered. Please credit.
There is a ink below each of the pictures (at least now, not sure whether it always was there).
Ah, good, another post detailing why having kids is a really bad idea. Thank you, BP! I will pass :)
I love the monsters to bits, but if you know you don't want them then It's best not to have them.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Probably not for the kid, but for the adult at least.
I guess this post reinforces your previous opinion either way. It made me want kids. I already get some of this working in childcare. The cuddles and tutus are worth the spit up!
To each their own lol! I've known since I was little I was going to be a mum, but I have a sister who has found her happiness through professional achievement and travel. Each lifestyle is valid and equal ^-^
Yes parenting is hard. But they joy they give you, so worth it.
Just like how raising a young animal can be hard but with the proper guidance they grow up to be quite well-behaved. And you get to see what funny little quirks they develop along the way.
Not the same really. That pet won't be passing down lessons you taught them, won't start looking like you/your parent, and won't be continuing your DNA line. But what do I know, I don't even want kids. I do want a dog and/or cat though.
Kids are great. All you saying not wanting them, good for you. Not everyone should have kids.
These make me really sad that kids just aren't in my future. I would have named them Victoria and/or Derrick, so they could be Dee and Ree. I still love seeing happy families, though.
Oh god. I have a niece, who is only 9 months old, and she is nothing like any of these photos. She barely cries and smiles a lot. She is also very cute, and very well behaved. The only problem is that she doesn't like going in the car.
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What a cutie!!!
I'll have to delete the image after a few weeks because, like, don't want anyone finding out where she lives.
should I put a pic of her here?
i'd ask her mom first
I would love to see a picture if her mom says it’s ok!
I'll ask my cousin. ( Her mom. )
Last photos of me without kids was as a teenager. Fell pregnant with my first child at the age of 19.
Congratulations, I would've freaked out if I got pregnant at that age. <3 (though I am freaking out now nevertheless 😂)
Thank you, I wasn’t really freaking out too much coz I was already in a long term relationship of 3 years and we wanted to have a family. We have now been together for 17 years and have 2 kids together. It’s normal to freak out though because it is a drastic life changing event. But it’s so worth it, (if you want kids that is.)
I have a teammate, he became father at 16.... at 38, he became grandfather...
Eek, I am 33 and my daughter is 13. Hope I am not a grandma by then. Are chastity belts still around lol.
Is it me, or these parential posts are alwys enlights just the negative sides of parenthood?
Just you
I am very happy to be chilfree.
Same here! ^^
But people still get mad at me when I say I don't want kids
Don’t let them get to you. It’s not their business or life.
I'm past that point, I'm wildly sarcastic,it tends to quell the comments :P
Yeah That'll happen. Hubby and I swore off kids for first 8 years of our marriage lol The comments we received at times were just so unreal! people love to pass judgement, you do you! and try to let the haters comments roll off your back
That's 140 (before shortening, which will occur) reasons why I'm not having kids :)
Really? Only a few of these look bad, and none of them show the worst of it. Don’t have kids if you don’t want them, but most of this seems pro kid in a good humored way.
I haven't scrolled through all of them, but in every pair of pics that I've seen, I prefer the non-kid life by a mile. So yes, really. If someone else prefers getting puked on the shirt instead of seeing the world, their call, but I'll pass on this experience.
My hubs and I have 2 kids, and we still do some travelling. Having kids doesn't stop you from travelling lol
everytime someone asks me why you don't have any kids, I answer because I don't have any money. can you give me money?! (they will fade away...!)
I really don't want kids...
so.. moral of the story: don't have kids!
Not one of these looks like an improvement. It's been proven that kids do not make things better, parents just delude themselves to cope with their choices. You can argue all you want to but studies have proven these to be facts time and time again.
Yes, your parents were deluded
I’m glad I don’t have kids.
What can you say?
I loved captions on most of these, also pics. That's why I am not getting any pics taken of me whatsoever until all of them grow up a bit xD
I would just like to give a shout out to all the people that have children including my mother. With that being said I just want to say I am so glad I never had children
This list is a good warning to always use contraception.
Yup. Still not sold on having kids. I'm glad that (most) of these parents seem happy, though!
My uterus faded at every picture
My ovaries are on strike now and my uterus is armed and will kill all visitors.... 😬😬😬 And I'm almost 36 years old and I know for sure I am never having kids.
Kids? NEVER! :D
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I bett all these asswipes are longing for the cheap condom they never purchased, lol
your parents sure wish they did
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I want to know who is writing the captions and do you want to hang out sometime?
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Newsflash... you don't HAVE to reproduce...
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Thanks for reminding me why I never wanted kids.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
So why would anyone want kids? Seems like they literally suck up any available cash,energy and time. Im single,still taking vacations, have alot of toys and enjoying life. These parents look miserable
are your parents miserable?
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Probably not as much as yours are.
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Let's remember that having kids is a choice. We don't need to be handing out Purple Hearts for parenthood. It's also sad seeing the before pics that were full of vitality and beauty and then being reduced to defeat. There are a lot of "hit the wall" examples in here.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
they do not teach that in schools ???? I thought it was a common knowledge ... kids are money consuming time demanding 24/7 life change ... unless you are really rich and you can pay other people to perform your parental duties ..
You don't have to be rich to raise kids well with a good life, and some people actually enjoy parenting.
hear hear!
QueenOlive exactly. Folks who love childcare SHOULD have kids. Those of us who detest it should not. And no one should ever judge either side for their choices.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Some of these people look better off with kids but a lot of them look very miserable and I can’t help but assume the ones that look so broken in shambles are people who accidentally got pregnant. Most kids are mistakes which is why most parents look so beyond miserable. Human beings should be way past the point of mistake pregnancies. But if we were, way fewer people would have kids.