When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below! (Cover Image: stu_spivack)

#10

Badass Cross Stitch

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Monika Be
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to say this... that's not a cross stitch. :O

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#11

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Adam Havlík
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cross-stitchers are so bad-ass they do it on the hoods of police cars ;-)

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#12

Badass Cross Stitch

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JillVille Child Care
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The flowers are amazing on this one! More upvotes on the quality!

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#13

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Elaine Van Zon
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we need this .I just read it to my husband and he said"oooh how much is that? We'll put it above his bowl " Maybe I should learn crossstitch

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#14

Badass Cross Stitch

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Cip IESAN
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pffff! Whaaa! I'm comforted, now! It works also with cats? Rats? Mice? Lice?

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#15

Badass Cross Stitch

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Neeraj Jha
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that Pigeon won't shit on anything of yours.. congrats!

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#18

Badass Cross Stitch

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June Pixeld
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest i think my gran would totally love to hang this in the guestroom .she loves to make people uncomfortable in her house

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#19

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I have a skull on my Desk.....Memento mori

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#22

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Petra Rola Cole
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

-and used to wipe an ass or someone else's ass.

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#23

Badass-Cross-Stitch-Patterns

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Rebekah
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG - it's like this is looking into my soul.

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#36

Badass-Cross-Stitch-Patterns

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Cip IESAN
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, you forgot some umami atoms and four addiction molecules!

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#43

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Das Rhino
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/1000-Reward-Offered-After-Family-Man-Shot-While-Washing-Dishes-286407651.html?amp=y

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#45

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes I know, but I don' t like my answers

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#49

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June Pixeld
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone ever makes a time machine, please stop that vid from ever being made.

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#53

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Cip IESAN
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5 years ago

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Cucks or sucks? Adulting or adutting? Fucking or gucking? Whatever, it's idiot. I'm 50...

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#54

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Fairy Kat
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the word DID should have been in CAPS... Like when people [always] say "I almost died when so & so said...." Yeah?