958Kviews
117 Times Cross Stitches Were So Badass, They Were Perfect For 21st Century
When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below! (Cover Image: stu_spivack)
This post may include affiliate links.
Cross-stitchers are so bad-a*s they do it on the hoods of police cars ;-)
I would like to sneak this in my momma's house...(they wouldn't even notice!)
The flowers are amazing on this one! More upvotes on the quality!
we need this .I just read it to my husband and he said"oooh how much is that? We'll put it above his bowl " Maybe I should learn crossstitch
To be honest i think my gran would totally love to hang this in the guestroom .she loves to make people uncomfortable in her house
If someone ever makes a time machine, please stop that vid from ever being made.
Not as funny as some of the others but the mix of colours and fonts is fantastic! 10/10 for style.
Said every parent on a long drive to the monsters in the back seat! No, I"m not a parent...I was the monster in the back seat!
Same here. Every time I see something cool like this I wanna start that hobby even though I know I will most likely f*** it up.
Load More Replies...I still like the one I made for my son when he first moved out and got all homesick. manthefuck...b9aa49.jpg
I made this one in illustrator, no cross stitching skills necessary. 20170307_1...d6cbeb.jpg
Does anyone know where I can get these patterns? I want to take up cross-stitching,.
Hello Brzada :} 1- Quando a vida fecha uma porta, abra-a novamente. É assim que as portas funcionam. 2- Eu não vomito palavrões. Eu os enuncio claramente. Como uma puta dama. <3 3 - Veja o campo em que eu cresço, foda-se, coloque seus olhos sobre ele e veja que ele é estéril. 4- Atrás de cada homem bem-sucedido, há uma mulher que não pode ser mais surpreendente. 5- As mães de adolescentes sabem por que os animais comem seus jovens. 6- Vou cagar tudo o que você ama. 7- Por causa. 9- Apaixone-se por alguém que te trata como kanye trata kanye. 10- Por favor, não faça cocaína no banheiro.
I did cross stitch in the past. Mine would say Please don't do Cocaine anywhere near my house! lol
How can I upload mine? Second says "f**k everybody" 17038611_1...921ed9.jpg
easy to make! I get mine here www.etsy.com.shop/thesnarkyartcompany
Same here. Every time I see something cool like this I wanna start that hobby even though I know I will most likely f*** it up.
Load More Replies...I still like the one I made for my son when he first moved out and got all homesick. manthefuck...b9aa49.jpg
I made this one in illustrator, no cross stitching skills necessary. 20170307_1...d6cbeb.jpg
Does anyone know where I can get these patterns? I want to take up cross-stitching,.
Hello Brzada :} 1- Quando a vida fecha uma porta, abra-a novamente. É assim que as portas funcionam. 2- Eu não vomito palavrões. Eu os enuncio claramente. Como uma puta dama. <3 3 - Veja o campo em que eu cresço, foda-se, coloque seus olhos sobre ele e veja que ele é estéril. 4- Atrás de cada homem bem-sucedido, há uma mulher que não pode ser mais surpreendente. 5- As mães de adolescentes sabem por que os animais comem seus jovens. 6- Vou cagar tudo o que você ama. 7- Por causa. 9- Apaixone-se por alguém que te trata como kanye trata kanye. 10- Por favor, não faça cocaína no banheiro.
I did cross stitch in the past. Mine would say Please don't do Cocaine anywhere near my house! lol
How can I upload mine? Second says "f**k everybody" 17038611_1...921ed9.jpg
easy to make! I get mine here www.etsy.com.shop/thesnarkyartcompany