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Turns out, it's not just the mysterious, elusive G-spot men have a hard time locating on a woman's body.

Some of them are so oblivious, so misinformed about the female reproductive system, you can't help but wonder what they had been up to during their biology classes. Maybe reading the memoirs of an 80-year-old grumpy alien virgin? I don't know.

But there's even a subreddit dedicated to their ignorance. It's called r/BadWomensAnatomy. This online community, which already has 460,000 members, collects pictures of some of the dumbest things men have said about the clitoris, vagina, and pretty much every other body part you can think of.

Here are the most popular posts from the subreddit.

"Just how little men know about women's bodies is shocking," general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda. "A YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The results were actually abysmal. Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel said. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a woman and I personally can't stand the look of men with ripped abs, it's a complete turn off but that is MY personal taste. Doesn't mean everyone feels the same.

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What A Time To Be Alive

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To make that a top priority, Gorfinkel gives the following reasons: "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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Guess I Should Be Slathering My Whole Body In Foundation Then

Guess I Should Be Slathering My Whole Body In Foundation Then

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again someone gets angry while looking at a woman's ass or boobs

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Girls Can't Orgasm Apparently

Girls Can't Orgasm Apparently

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps his girlfriends have told him that they don't like sex, just to avoid having to do it with him.

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Gorfinkel also pointed out that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. To understand this, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction.

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Yeah, Sure Uncle Bob

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What The Hell Does That Even Mean? What Is She Supposed To Do?

What The Hell Does That Even Mean? What Is She Supposed To Do?

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Truth be told, the same study we mentioned at the beginning of this text found that some women have problems navigating their body too. For example, 43% of them could not label the labia.

The only part of the female genitalia which the majority of both genders got right was the clitoris, identified correctly by two-thirds of men and women (71% of women, 69% of men).

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That’s Sex Ed For You

That’s Sex Ed For You

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How Does This Guy Handle Wiping His Own Ass?

How Does This Guy Handle Wiping His Own Ass?

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"As well as asking Britons to identify body parts, we also surveyed women about their understanding of their own bodies," the researchers wrote. "We discovered a worrying lack of knowledge among women about how their genitalia works."

For instance, the vagina contains a large amount of bacteria, but the good kind which keeps the area healthy. Washing inside the vagina - even just with water - damages the natural balance of bacteria and is highly likely to lead to infections.

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Why Do Some Men Think They Have The Right To Explain Women's Bodies To A Woman?

Why Do Some Men Think They Have The Right To Explain Women's Bodies To A Woman?

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However, nearly half of the women (46%) they surveyed did not know that you shouldn't wash the inside of your vagina. A third (33%) thought it should be washed on a daily basis, and one in six (14%) said with water and soap, and one in five (19%) with water only. One in fifty (2%) think it should be washed with water after sex, rising to 7% of those aged from 18 to 24.

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On A Thread About The Stupidest Comments Redditor's Significant Others Made

On A Thread About The Stupidest Comments Redditor's Significant Others Made

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This Is Doing The Rounds On Facebook. The Comments Are As Expected

This Is Doing The Rounds On Facebook. The Comments Are As Expected

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Don’t Let Them Get Away With An Easy Birth

Don’t Let Them Get Away With An Easy Birth

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Found This Two-Fer On An Askreddit Post About The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Someone Say

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Menstrual Pain Is A Myth!

Menstrual Pain Is A Myth!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman, I think pain from being kicked in the crownjewels is a myth

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#23

Tampons=condoms

Tampons=condoms

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nanashi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ah so they chose to see a woman with blood running down her thigh while doing daily menial things, ruining every fabrics and objects within path. brave choice!

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#24

"Wait, You Still Get Periods?"

"Wait, You Still Get Periods?"

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I Just.... I Just Can't

I Just.... I Just Can't

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On A Post About A Funny Tampon Story

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a virgin and I use rocket huge tampons in the first two days because I bleed like a slaughtered cow.

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Yeeterus. Some Of The Guys In The Comments Were Very Concerned

Yeeterus. Some Of The Guys In The Comments Were Very Concerned

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we need proper biology/sex-ed lessons. Men need to learn about women parts and women need to learn about men parts.

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In Reference To A Post I Made About My Female Funkopops Always Falling Over Because Of Their Tiny Bodies

In Reference To A Post I Made About My Female Funkopops Always Falling Over Because Of Their Tiny Bodies

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You Get A Period! And You Get A Period!

You Get A Period! And You Get A Period!

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Figured Y'all Would Appreciate This

Figured Y'all Would Appreciate This

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was holding the hand of my wife when she gave birth to our two children, an experience I would recommend to all men

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Ink Squids

Ink Squids

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She Just Got Pregnant By Herself, Like The Virgin Mary

She Just Got Pregnant By Herself, Like The Virgin Mary

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Just Push It All Out

Just Push It All Out

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nanashi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could just take out my uterus and squeeze it dry for one quick bleeding then put it back in...

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No More Bottled Water Ladies, You'll Thank Me Later

No More Bottled Water Ladies, You'll Thank Me Later

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Literal Woman's Anatomy?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when someone gender swapped the Avengers poster to make a point... avengers-6...bc0537.jpg avengers-60336ffbc0537.jpg

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University Level Forensic Medical Textbook In Pakistan

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This really pisses me off. Imagine how many women that are shamed because of crap like this.

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Bernd Herbert
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It should. Every socitey in the world should get rid of the idea of "virginity" and any causality with the "hymen"

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please take notice: This is NOT A UNIVERSITY TEXTBOOK and NOT FROM PAKISTAN. From Reddit: „ The title is misleading. This book is not a medical textbook used in Universities, but a private study guide. The book is not Pakistani, but the Head of the Department of Forensic Medicine and Toxicology, Dayanand Medical College and Hospital in India.“

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Shinduvi Zitha
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still stuck on the "roomy" portion. What does that even mean? What dimensions are we looking at? I'm eager to learn.

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Martin Kaine
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It reads like the description of a new car: "Heated seats, Daytime Running Lights, Vagina is Roomy"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a load of codswollop. Just another way to control womens bodies.

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JessG
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reads like it came from the Middle Ages! Did it? Hey, all you non-virgins out there, are your breasts "pendulous"?

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Rosie Hamilton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, they started hanging down round my knees the first time I had a bonk! My Labia minora is also so insensitive - I get nothing but criticisms all day.

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Phoenix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, what’d the f**k does the breasts have to do with being a virgin. I didn’t understand most of the rest of the chart but this I know is completely wrong.

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WildBerry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's cut off so that you can't read it all but it mentions pregnancy.

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CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pakistan. The country that burns women alive for basically thinking

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Douglas Turner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not so. Additionally what do breasts have to do with virginity?

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Keley Babs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what happens when girls are married off as children - basic normal secondary sex characteristics are not all present yet, and the "experts" therefore deem the lack of these traits as "virginal".

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pusheen buttercup
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was a kid and broke mine falling. It's fragile, all sorts of things break it.

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Thindy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend broke hers horseback riding at the age of eight. She only found out because she started spotting and her mom took her to the doctor.

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Chich
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is why some foreign credentials are not accepted at face value.

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KieLeaHar
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How utterly ridiculous! Then again, look where the book is from..! Education in poorer countries is worse than first world countries.

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Isabel London
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shall take care never to fall ill in Pakistan, as it sounds like their doctors don't have a clue. On second thought, I'll not go to Pakistan at all as long as they treat women as chattel.

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Brie Sansotta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These men should be moved to a different planet - without women

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DetongLhamo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. They’re not obsessed whatsoever with things that are none of their frickin’ business.

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somnomania
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes™ and also i checked for my hymen the instant i learned about it (so right around when my first period happened) and never did see anything that looked correct.

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Patrick Wilson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you suppose that is one reason why foreign doctors are driving Ubers in North America and Europe?

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JD Lee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are some men so concerned about bodies that don’t belong to them. If virginity is so important for a woman, don’t have sex with women, consensual or “otherwise”. Mind ya own.

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Erin E
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel so sorry for the women who deal with this type of craziness.

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Ileana Sky Aviles
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Horrifying! The poor female's that have died with tarnished reputations! Specially if raped and murdered. I'm just angry!

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Keith Wollenberg
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given the level at which this misinformation is being propagated, I would have thought this one needed to be voted higher.

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Marnie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is terrifying. Those poor women that live there. How did we get to this point where women are treated so badly?! It's not traditional or natural.

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Zoe Vokes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s horrible. Men might actually believe that if it’s being taught. They might see a woman, say “her breasts aren’t firm and round” = she’s not a virgin. Shame her!

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Sue Mullen Andersen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only one that is right on this is #1 on the side titled True Virgin. Ugh, this is ridiculous. WTH is a "roomy" vagina?!

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InfectedVoice
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a f****n disgrace, what in the name of all that is rational?

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Russian Otaku
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how much of that textbook has real biology versus total complete nonsense

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Geralt of Rivia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you leave women alone I am sure they will not miss you.

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Iapetos
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The man who wrote this couldn't handle the fact that sexual intercourse with a man has absolutely no effect on the female anatomy whatsoever.

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El Dee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever wrote this garbage has never met women. THEY ARE DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER!!

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think everything that can be said about the content has already been said... What university-level textbook uses Comic Sans for chapter headings?!

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