Both slogans and taglines are very important for a brand's positioning in the business. They only differ in their scope: a tagline represents an entire business, while a slogan usually only represents a single product or is a part of a particular advertising campaign. Dan Cullen-Shute, chief executive and co-founder of the independent advertising agency, Creature London, says, "We live in a world where brands think they need ‘purpose’." Brands want their audiences not only to perceive a product but also to connect it with a higher purpose. That's where slogans and taglines come in - the best ones capture this higher purpose in a memorable way. For example, everyone and their mothers can surely recall Nike's call to action "Just Do It" or Red Bull's promise to "give you wings." However, not all slogans seem to work. Some appear at bad timing - for example, the ad for Ayds - an appetite suppressant - aired a TV commercial along with the slogan "Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds." Given that the brand's name sounded phonetically identical to AIDS and that it aired during the epidemic period of the disease... well, I guess you can sort this one out yourselves. Bored Panda has compiled for you a whole list of various brand's slogans and taglines that are just plain bad, weird or blatantly stupid, so scroll down below to see them all.

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The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like they must've known what they were doing, there's no way this was an accident

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Sitting On Faces Since 2001

Sitting On Faces Since 2001

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Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux

Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux

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Good Luck

Good Luck

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've tried their planes twice : it's the most honest advertisement in the world !

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Something For Every Hole

Something For Every Hole

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The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane

The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane

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Went Shopping And Found This Ad Promoting Safe Sex

Went Shopping And Found This Ad Promoting Safe Sex

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#9

Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout

Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout

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Men Are Better Than Women!

Men Are Better Than Women!

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Daria B
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dunno, man... These two look like some super distracted fools.

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Loretta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chill ladies, they called us useful and even PLEASANT. Is this not the dream of every woman?? (sarcasm)

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Susie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I first read that, I thought "surely they'll tie this into some sort of punny or (somewhat) redeeming, cute statistic", but no, it's just pure unadulterated misogyny.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn… indoors woman are useful… even Pleasant...

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Demonic Cow
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And “on a mountain they’re a drag.” I (a female) hiked part of the Appalachian Trail and just feel angry that they don’t think women can handle climbing mountains.

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blugeagua
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww of course. Your daily dose of horrible misogyny to remind us women that for some reason, others believe we're not quite human beings. How lovely. More things to remind us of how we're not good enough to live no matter what we do.

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Zelda Urie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's all cool guys, those two probably prefer each other anyways.

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Mimi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second scentence tho - indoors they are useful. Not any longer young lads if you let her hang on.

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Taryn Wallace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious....."indoors women are useful, even pleasant" "dont go hauling her up a cliff just to show off your Drummond sweater"

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Full Name
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like Robin Hood's merry men. Women need not apply

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Si
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is sexism treated as comedy when it kills far more than racism or homophobia?

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Indoors women are useful -- even pleasant". Jesus H Criminy, what kind of douchebags wrote this stuff?

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Jing Wang
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know, the man on the right is about to stab his own toes with sharp end walk stick, might lose his balance and pull the other guy down with him...

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iluvanimals
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one makes me laugh, what good timing! Hmmm....I guess that means my daughter should stop going up Mount Everest today, cuz, ya know...SHE'S A WOMAN.

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Logan Slaughter
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like they're having a Seinfeldian Conversation about whether or not he should let go of the rope.

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James O'Hill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it only me or the guy on the left looks like Ryan Reynolds?

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Bettye McKee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For further information, read the rest of the story in True Detective magazine, available at your neighborhood newsstand,.

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Tifferooski
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember to leave your wife at home when you meet your gay partner in the mountains for alone time. XD

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Leo Fragoso
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"EVEN PLEASANT"?????!!!!! I think women are overjoyed with that comment right there.

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JJM
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this was a modern day ad the advertisers would be out of business in a week!

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2WheelTravlr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When one of your featured sweater models looks like Peter Pan and the other guy looks like he's wearing his mother's clothes, I can see why they'd think that women aren't that important in their lives.

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Angelika
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And who shops for men's sweaters? Doesn't look like they know their client

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is true. Men ARE better than women. At believing that they are better than women, and peeing everywhere.

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Lyop
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Indoors, women are useful - even pleasant"!!! Even Pleasant!!!!

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PandaPiñata
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the left Ben Affleck and to the right Alec Baldwin. Obviously the name of the lady is of no importance.

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Erika Jones
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, back in the day of belted sweaters - oh, and the rest of the ad is awful too.

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James Thompson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a Drummond company now that prints note pads. Maybe this ad is why they got out of the clothing biz. (Assuming it's the same company)

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John Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha. I love that those upset female BP commenters retaliate by suggesting that these men are gay....you know, as if being gay is an insult? Or as if these men are in management?.... Historically speaking, as in going waaaaaaaaaay back, it is true that women are pretty worthless outdoors in general...can you think of anything notable a woman did outdoors that wasn't first done (better) by a man? Take your time. And women ARE useful indoors! Think about caveman times when women did the ultimate species propagation act by being pregnant inside the cave. Yep, this ad may sting, but it's not particularly off the mark.

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Nirity
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever you think a man did first was stolen idea from a woman. How can someone so egocentric think of doing anything for another person?

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"Indoors women are useful", I'll upvote that

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debrina blackmoon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you're a shitiot asshat and we're tired of you-also your username says you're a sick freak

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They kind of have a point with the following statement: "Indoors, women are useful - even pleasant."

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#11

She Can Have A Tummy... And Still Look Yummy!

She Can Have A Tummy... And Still Look Yummy!

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You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

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It's Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb

It's Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb

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If We Can't Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins

If We Can't Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins

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Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss

Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Happy Women's Day" I think you missed the point here. Like, entirely. And if I worked like my boss, I would take random fifteen minute breaks and like seven personal phonecalls in a day

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You Only Know What You're Made Of When You've Been Stuffed A Few Times

You Only Know What You're Made Of When You've Been Stuffed A Few Times

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Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds

Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds

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#22

Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice

Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice

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Painfully Thick

Painfully Thick

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#25

Open Your Snack Hole

Open Your Snack Hole

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if Maria Tash (something for every hole) tried it?

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#26

She's Seen More Ceilings... Than Michelangelo; You're Not Popular... You're Easy

She's Seen More Ceilings... Than Michelangelo; You're Not Popular... You're Easy

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#28

Spike Up Your Best Friend's Eggnog When They're Not Looking

Spike Up Your Best Friend's Eggnog When They're Not Looking

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What Can Brown Do For You?

What Can Brown Do For You?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to get a shirt that says that now cuz I'm brown and I can do a whole lot

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