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Chandler Bing says more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people do all day. Are all of them haha funny? No. But we still love the guy and would never question his sense of humor.

You could describe 'Bad Science Jokes' in pretty much the same words. This fun online project posts more corny puns and ridiculous photos than most meme pages, and it's exactly why we follow it — the content is so bad, it's actually good.

We at Bored Panda covered 'Bad Science Jokes' a few months ago, but during that time Melissa Miller, the woman running the show, has been keeping herself real busy so we just had to make an update!

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Just like last time, we managed to get in touch with Melissa and she was kind enough to have a little chat with us about 'Bad Science Jokes.'

When asked which subjects do her fans seem to be interested in the most, she told Bored Panda that "my followers really seem to like anything animal-themed. Another one that always excites is astronomy. Astronomy is one of my favorites to meme about, too. There's a lot more than 'Uranus is gassy' but that one never fails to get a laugh!"

There's a somewhat common misconception that running a meme page is as simple as reposting the stuff you find on Reddit. While that might be true for some generic conceptless Trashtagram, 'Bad Science Jokes' is an entirely different case. There's a reason why it has hundreds of thousands of followers, and that's mindful content curation.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"oh my god cloudia did you see that loser's clothes today!? humans are so disgusting!"

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"I've been running 'Bad Science Jokes' for almost a decade now," Melissa said.

"A few things I look for are popularity of the subject and meme template, asking if I laughed (I'm easily entertained so I better laugh at it!), and seeing if it's been over-posted or over-used. I try to not post the same stuff that every other science or meme page is posting. I like being the trailblazer of the science meme world."

"I have some groups around the web that I use to help find or create content," she explained. "My group 'Unappreciated Puns' on Facebook and 'BadScienceJokes: the Group', also on Facebook. There, people help me find great puns or even send me memes!"

But sometimes the stars align and it can be as easy as seeing a picture and thinking to yourself, 'Yup, that'll do.'

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I Love When Bots Write Things

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life" lmao - I'm using that when my time comes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm dying laughing please send more life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those poor boys. With a mother who married a high school, collected dust, and erroneously thought she had horses, is it any wonder they were disadvantaged?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'She had no horses but thought she did'. I can relate to that.

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shall carry on your hobby in your honor: I too am a collector of dust!

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Shelby Jackson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a TikTok account where a bot writes a screenplay and they are hysterical.

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Wilf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"She owed us so many poems" is a beautiful sentiment. I'll genuinely remember that.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What would you like someone to say at your funeral? "Look! They moved!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what they want us to think. Brenda is their obit guinea pig, once we let our guard down, that's when they strike and take over the want ads. Cue evil bot laughter 💻

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Ololade Olaomo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao. Reminds me of when Netflix made a bot write a romance movie. Never seen something hilarious.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At school the other kids called her names. Brenda tried to ignore them and always told them "i don't wear glasses"

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MoreDogsPlz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"She had no horses but thought she did" should be the epitaph on her tombstone

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brenda was an avid collector of dust. I think we all are. More than most of us care to admit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

still working out why lifeless bird Brenda was under the impression she owned horses... prior to 1977 that is

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gonna write what it could have been: Brenda Tent stopped living at an unknown age by natural causes, surrounded by family. Born to be a librarian, she never dusted and she famously collected dust. She had a high-school sweetheart. She had many hobbies and loved helping her disadvantaged sons during their youth. She dreamt constantly about having a pony, but couldn't afford one. The church donated the choir to her because she sang like a bird, and reminded people of a bird, and owned a bird named Brenda. She wrote so many poems. The funeral will held at 1977 Heaven St. Send flowers to bring Brenda life.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not actually bot-written. Taken from "I Forced A Bot To Write This Book," a book of... just someone writing stuff trying to sound like a bot. Which I guess was considered a good enough premise for some people.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear life, I hope this is not real!!! I'm terrible at poetry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The church gave her a choir because she sang like a bird. She looked like a bird. And was a bird" rotfl

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she looks like a bird, sings like a bird, she must be a bird

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are terrified that Artificial Intelligence is going to take away their job. If you'd just look at the things produced by Artificial Intelligence, you'd be a lot less worried.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband just came out the bathroom to see what was wrong with me. I laughed until I cried. I’m going to stipulate in my will that a bot must deliver my eulogy.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Collector of dust who owes so many poems. I wish more obits were this funny.

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Now that 'Bad Science Jokes' has become so successful, Melissa said that at the same time she feels both more and less pressure working on it.

"I have literally been on a fancy dinner date and yelled, 'Wait, I didn't post on 'Bad Science Jokes' today!' I take it very seriously. Some days, like anyone, I get burnt out and will not post as frequently. I usually will allude to my followers what happened by captioning a post [something along the lines of], 'Be sure to take a break today!' or 'You're more than a selfie at a crazy angle.' We all get caught up in the online world and our online personas. We all need to make efforts to get out of the cycle, if for nothing more than our own sanity."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they've future proofed it for their own lifetime by omitting the ice caps...

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"'Bad Science Jokes' may just be a meme page but to me, it is so much more than that," Melissa added. "I have been able to start my own business (Digi-Buzz) through the help of 'Bad Science Jokes.' I have heard of people making friends by sending screenshots of my memes in group chats or in school. I heard of someone asking someone to prom with the 'Bad Science Jokes' book!"

"I don't know if other meme pages can say the same, but I have been blessed with a community of people who really enjoy the content and want more. They have been able to bring 'Bad Science Jokes' into their lives even off their phones and computers. It has been an amazing ride, and I hope this ride continues for a long time."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read this guys wiki page....he never had it easy either...some story..hats off sir!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least it's not like birds. Birders have this habit of naming birds anything other than what they look like. People: see bird with red head and triangular beak.Normal person: "Let's call it the red-headed finch." Birder: "Let's call it the lesser pied brown-backed finch".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I relate to all of this except for the fact that i'm bad in theory and even worse in real life

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might be wrong, but I believe that sound doesn't multiply this way. Loud sounds add on a logarithmic scale. If the level of noise is doubled, only 3 dB is added.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry to be such a geek, but in 2020 there was around 62,000 registered vessels in the world trading fleet, which represents around 2 billion tons. A 1mm rise in sea level requires 10-power of 12 per km squared. So the effect of taking every ship out of the water would be irrelevant. HOWEVER- global shipping accounts for around 940 million tons of C02 annually, which represents around 2.5% of global C02 emissions. Shipping also contributes to climate change through emissions of clack carbon from burning fuel oil. To put that in perspective- shipping accounts for more C02 and carbon pollution than global aviation...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and then you eventually form an emotional connection with the people in those hallucinations and cry when they're killed off

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet when a student tells her their dog ate their homework, she won't believe them

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"Killing People? That Is... That Is My Least Favorite Thing To Do" - Carl

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Creative Writing Prompt. Tell A Short Story, In The Comments, Of A Crimescene With Both Koala Prints And Human Prints

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Or, you have a suspicious charge of $1,499.99 on your Amazon account. Please call us immediately and provide your bank number and all your personal info so we can resolve this.

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I'm Onto You.also You Neil Armstrong. Aka A. Lien

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