Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide
Have you ever noticed how absolutely everybody and their mothers become experts on parenting as soon as you become a parent?
Everyone from your parents to in-laws to friends to random people on the internet will have your back with parenting tips, tricks, hacks, general advice, stuff they read or heard on Facebook or any other piece of trivia from the entertainment section of your local newspaper.
But be mindful. The stuff they tell you might sound like something a good parent would do, but it's only deceptively good advice. Luckily, folks on Reddit have been pointing out bad parenting practices that, on paper, might sound quite nice to some, but really aren't, and more people should be aware of that.
The now-viral thread has nearly 14,000 upvotes with just one Reddit award, but it's the award that matters. Bored Panda has gathered the best of the best responses and laid them down in the curated list below. So, scroll, vote, comment, all that jazz, and share your "good" parenting advice that's actually not-so-good advice in the comment section below!
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Sex is a dirty, embarrassing off-limits subject that they are never mature enough for you to discuss it with. Good way to ensure your kid grows up with some form of bodily insecurity and you're also leaving them to learn about sex/sexuality from their peers or the media, the two most destructive sources imaginable.
Tell your daughter "that boy hurt/teases you because he likes you!". Sure I get the surface idea of "making a negative seem positive". But it's a good way to end up confused as to how she ended up with an abusive boyfriend later in life.
I'm sure this'll get reddit readying their best super original "attack helicopter" jokes, but the whole "boys = blue/action toys, girls = pink/frilly princess things" needs to stop. Just let the kid be a kid. If he wants a barbie, cool. If she wants to play football, cool. Your kid won't grow up wrong if their room isn't colour coded and your child's masculinity/femininity is none of your business anyway.
Divgirl2 said:
If they are throwing a tantrum, distract them by giving sweet treats or a new toy.
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My nephew is two. Whenever he throws a tantrum, his parents say fuck it and give him candy because they don't want to deal with it.
When he throws a tantrum at my house, I let him cry it out for a little while then offer him water. Works like a charm. He stops crying, he learns to do what I ask him to when I ask him to, and we get to hug it out in the end.
Susim-the-Housecat replied:
Get ready to become his favourite person.
My nephew was the same and I was strict when i needed to be and kind the rest of the time. I swear every other adult in his life was the opposite, they'd tell him off for accidents and mistakes, or just from doing normal kid things, and when he threw tantrums, they'd give him sweets to shut him up. When his parents asked him to do things, it was always a struggle, so they always called him a bad kid. when I ask him to do things or calm down, he does it without question, and when we're together he's a freaking angel, he's not a bad kid at all.
Now I'm his favourite person because for a long time I was the only one that gave him the kind of structure and attention he needs.
Plus playing minecraft with him doesn't hurt.
You're MY favorite uncle! Yo're absolutely right, kids need love and structure and playtime with grown-ups. The addition of Mine Craft makes you, well, awesome.
Don't let your kids fail.
The worst thing we can do as parents is never allow our kids to fail. We only fail them, as parents, by never allowing them to face disappointment and are robbing them from the ability to learn some basic life skills. Let your kids fail, fall on their face, pick themselves up and rub the dirt off.
Always tell your kids to finish their food. This honestly just promotes obesity and an unhealthy lifestyle, although I get the idea of telling them to finish what's on their plates.
I've found that small kids usually don't eat a lot all at once, but if I put it in the fridge, chances are they'll want more in an hour or two. It's easier, and cheaper than throwing it away, and buying separate snacks, that will also end up half eaten. Once they are teens, however it's the opposite. They'll finish their plates, ask if there's any more, and still be hungry.
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Have a second child so they can babysit each other
[deleted] replied:
Lol my brother is 9 years older than me. He was always supposed to be my babysitter.
When I was 6 (so Kiki, my bro, was 15), my parents went away on a trip and left him in charge with a list of chores.
Well, I ended up doing most of those and making dinner for us. And when I was done, I walked two blocks to my friend Anne Marie's to go play. Kiki was asleep, so I didn't tell him I was gone (it was like noon).
Kiki received a very angry phone call from Anne Marie's mother, who yelled at him that he needed to be actually watching his 6 year old sister. She also called Mom, who called Kiki to yell at him again. Poor boy cried!
14 years later and when it's just the two of us taking care of a task ... I'm still in charge. He may be my older brother, but sis is the one who gets things done. I love him to death though!
I was a teen mom and I went to a school for teen parents. I had just 1, but there were girls there on their 2nd, 3rd and one was having her 4th kid. The audacity one girl had to tell me I was "selfish" for not giving my kid a sibling so could have a playmate. Of course I couldn't see my face but I must have been looking at her like she dropped in from another planet.
watermelonpizzafries said:
Kid is obviously being bullied on a playground. Adults brush it off as "kids being kids".
Pokabrows replied:
Or if a boy is bullying a girl and they say 'oh he just likes you'. Don't teach kids that people show affection by bullying. That's setting them up for bad relationships.
My son was subjected to bullying at school when he was a kid. When he was doing volunteerwork at an elementaryschool he'd walk around the schoolyard and always adressed the children and the situation when he saw this... even when the teachers walking around would brush it of, he'd persevere in trying to bend things around the right way again.
My mom told me to just ignore them unless it gets physical, and in her words "If they start hitting you, you better knock the p**s out of them". Even if I were to get in trouble for fighting she would be proud of me, she didn't want me to be afraid to defend myself.
"Oh, he's being mean/teasing you/hitting you because he likes you and doesn't know how to show it!" Thanks for setting us up for all sorts of abusive relationships, Mom!
That's what they used to say when I was a kid (in the 80's) and this one boy threw rocks at me on the playground. (They playground footing was made up of tiny pebbles) It meant he actually had a crush on me. No, it meant he was an obnoxious little s**t and should have gotten in trouble for throwing things at other kids!!
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In kindergarten my son was bullied by third graders and the teachers ignored it. So one afternoon one of his bullies was holding him from behind with his arms pinned and he couldn't escape until he threw his head back and busted the kids nose and lip. Guess who got into trouble? Three years later the same son was threatened at knife point in school on the playground. When I reported it the school psychologist said the bully was a good kid and nothing was done to the boy.
My mom always told me to ignore bullies uness it git physical. Never start a fight only end it. The threat at knife point needed to be brought to the police and probably media, school can't ignore it forever.
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When I was being bullied it included my bully reporting me doing acts of violence against her that were just straight up lies (every day, for an entire school year). The teacher believed her every single time. Meanwhile my bully was literally throwing bird poop at me with no consequences. Gave in one day and slapped her, it was one of the best feelings of my life. I know her now and I don't harbour any resentment. The people I do harbour resentment for is my teacher (who ignored my side and refused to do anything about the bullying) and my ex-best friend (who gave me lasting trust issues after she turned on me and sided with my bully, after I'd happily let them become friends, because I didn't realise she was a two-faced b***h and would turn on her "best friend").
I hate to say it but sometimes adults suck! And those aren't friends they're acquaintances and they can really suck too!
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When I was in elementary school, teachers never tried to stop bullying, because "kids should resolve their problems themselves"
My initial sixth grade teacher (I switched classes shortly after this event) would stand by ready to intervene, but he expected and encouraged the victim to stand up for themselves first if possible. One day, my neighborhood bully (who had a restraining order against him to not be near me, and yet was in the same class) decided to tilt his chair back and block my path; then tell me he was gonna beat the s**t outta me later. Teacher heard and started watching. I had had enough. I swept the kids chair out from under him so he fell and cracked his skull on the concrete floor (minor concussion). Then in a false tone of surprise, asked if he was okay before going to step past him and "tripped" over his stomach, pushing the wind out of him. He left me alone for the most part after that. Then a year or two later, he decided to pull a set of brass knuckles on a younger kid. Didn't see me behind him. I used his head to remove the old porcelain style drinking fountain from the wall.
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I was a mouse in school. I was severely abused at home, and wasn't allowed to have friends in fear of me telling on her. This made me a target for bullies! Plus, having to dress they way she wanted,was ugly, out of date, and kids always laughed at me for It. No One would stop it... In junior high, I was done with it, I fought back, and they started to leave me alone. Today, I fight for the underdog! No holds barred!
I don't believe in violence because I was extremely and brutally abused and raped so I won't use violence but I know how, I'm trained because I worked with the criminally insane and it was required but I've always been able to talk my way out for the most part, except for my dad. But I started studying psychology when I was 5 years old because it was necessary for my survival and my dad and his family were mentally ill. He was a narcissistic sociopath with a rage disorder and he was brutal and hard to control. Most bullies aren't like that you have to find their weakness because they're afraid and they're hiding it. They have low self esteem.
Kids who bully are usually either one or more of these things, being bullied by parents or someone else in their lives, have a parent that's a bully, is being abused, is lonely and doesn't have friends or has self esteem issues. They may also have a personality disorder but usually they need a friend who will stand up to them and talk and accept them for who they are because they're not usually that bullying person inside if you work past what's going on with them. That's what I did as a child because no bully could hurt me any worse than my dad was so I just kept talking and wearing them down until they told me what was wrong and then we found a solution. And I eventually found a solution too because my dad was a bully.
I was heavily bullied as child and its not something you should ever play off as. Its now a touchy subject for me, when ever I see or read work of fiction with bullying in it gets me really angry to the point I find it difficult to even enjoy the book or movie.
"Irony" I love my first school for the fact that the teacher congratulated my bullies and didn't help me with my nosebleed or broken arm.(Okay, the arm thing was in sport, but the teachers didn't care. Is that normal or forbidden in Germany?)
I,. 55F, pleasantly, call out bullies, of all ages. I took the plastic bat from the 12yr old boy, whacked him with it while discussing if if it was a fun game or not. To the municipal paving contractor contstantly belittling his crew; "Actually, Car and Driver ranks the Miata very highly, and if you think he should be driving a better car, pay him more money." Ha ha.
There's never an excuse for bullying.Maybe it's natural for some kids to want to do it,but just because it's "natural" to them,doesn't make it acceptable behavior.Nothing was ever done on my behalf when I was bullied,though my mother explained to me that bullies are often trying to conceal any traits or behaviors of their own,that might lead to THEM getting bullied.It didn't solve the problem,really,but it did make me feel a little bit better,for some reason.Prompted me to take a closer look at my bullies and analyze their actions,and what they were trying to distract others from seeing.One was getting heavy.Another was fashionably skinny but not pretty.In the one case,the girl began to be mocked for her weight,and the other became very promiscuous in order to be accepted in the social circles she wanted to be part of.I admit that as a kid and then a teen,I thought,serves you right,where the one girl was concerned,and I scorned the other.Now I just feel sorry for them both.
My Mum ALWAYS tried to defend, explain or justify the bullys' actions: Think about them; why are they like that?; there's a reason they behave like that; tolerate it because they are damaged. As a child, I didn't f*****g care - I need you to care about me, my safety, my welfare; validate my worth and tell me THEY ARE IN THE WRONG. Her attitude did so much harm. It was ok to be bullied and somehow I almost deserved it. Or at the least should accept it. Meanwhile, my Dad's attitude was to punch them, which was equally wrong.
The shame I feel you,if I was at your place I would bully them back with no regrets,there's always a way to put them.on their knees,you shouldn't have listened to your parents,you should have to stand up for yourself.
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Not letting them date until after high school.
That one backfired on my parents in a big way lol
Edit: ok so I didn't elaborate because I didn't think that many people would be interested hah.
Technically, I wasn't allowed to date until after college. I wasn't allowed to go out with my friends very often during high school, so I would have to pick and choose what events I wanted to ask to attend because they would be angry if I asked too often. The easiest way to deal with this at the time was by lying or sneaking around- sometimes I would say I had an after school club to go to but that was hard because I would always need a ride home and my dad started work right after our school ended.
I ended up dating a guy in high school and since we were never able to go out on actual dates, he would just come over after school and leave before my parents got back for dinner. I did leave the house once in awhile but not very often because I was so paranoid about being caught and because we didn't have a car. So this leads to sex, which I was definitely not ready for or even want at the time (don't worry, it wasn't rape- he did get my consent although he didn't really respect my boundaries but that's not the issue here).
Anyways, I met my current SO in college and we've been dating 6 years but my parents only know about 1 of them sooo yeah.
Moral of the story is restricting me from boyfriends did not stop me from sex, and now I have trust issues with my parents.
The overprotection of teens wanting to date is nauseatingly cringy and not even funny at all. Not to mention the "I got a 68 calibre and a shovel. I doubt anyone will miss you." bit. Knock it off. Girls get it , too, from the bf's mom. "If you get pregnant, you're gonna do a paternity test because no hoe is gonna ruin my son's life."
goldilocks22 said:
My dad, a psychology professor, told me that if my child bit me, I should bite him back.
poorexcuses replied:
My mom hammed it up when we bit her. She would be like "Oh ow~! It hurts!!!! Why did you bite your mommy???" and we were like oh no oh s**t my mom is sad I f****d up. Babies aren't so good at empathy but they do know when mom is upset.
Piorn replied:
It's like raising kittens really. Playtime ends when they use their claws or teeth, sooner or later they'll play nice.
morph023 said:
"Do as I say, not as I do"
biddlyboing replied:
Ah, sounds like what I got told.
"A child is to be seen, not heard"
And by seen, they meant sit there listening in patiently as they talk for hours on end about the local gossip. And get told off for being anti social if I get a phone out or book, or God forbid "hide from them" when I went to the toilet.
Kids start habits by watching their parents. Even if you tell them to not do what you do but listen to the things I tell you. Kids always listen. The pick up on things and learn things through parents.
geauxjolie said:
Make your kids give hugs and kisses to show affection to relatives, friends, etc.
BurdenofReflecting replied:
I've always let my son decide who he wants to hug/kiss. He can say no. It teaches him he's allowed to have boundaries.
Pitboyx replied:
Autonomy in general is very important in addition to supporting the decision as long as it's reasonable.
My nephew is 4 and he went through a phase where he didn't want to hug or kiss anyone but his parents. Made me sad but we never forced the issue and though now I have my hugs and kisses again, we also do little headbutts; lightly tapping heads. We started when he didn't want to hug and he thought it was great; he knows he can only headbutt me without asking first
waldo06 said:
Let your toddler play with your phone to calm them down.
sfasancy replied:
My 2 yr old niece was playing with my brothers phone and ended up on Instagram liking dudes pics.
ninjanikki91 said:
Constantly tell your kids they're the smartest kids ever.
robbythompsonsglove replied:
F**k, this is the worst. My 9yo is struggling because we were so nice to her and so impressed with her intelligence. 3 siblings later, and any day without being the smartest and best becomes a problem.
[deleted] said:
Keep your kids super clean and away from potential allergens.
StuntGunman replied:
If your children don't come in contact with germs they won't have any immunities to them! So many kids my daughter plays with are obsessed with hand sanitizer and so have to keep explaining to her that it's bad for her to use.
[deleted] replied:
We never use hand sanitizer at home so whenever we go to the hospital or doctors office my oldest hits up every single dispenser. Every. Single. One. Even if they are only 10 feet apart and we pass 20 of them on the way to wherever we are going.
It's the only time I don't mind him overdosing on sanitizer.
wepwepwepwe said:
All of the authoritarian parenting advice out there. Be strict, use time-outs or spanking or whatever at the slightest provocation, don't let your kids have any freedom or privacy, "my house my rules" and so on.
Mulanisabamf replied:
I heard "my house my rules" until I left the parental house at 20.
I still have trouble communicating and setting boundaries, especially with people I think are authority-like.
[deleted] replied:
I know exactly what you mean. My parents demanded instant, unquestioning obedience as long as I lived under their roof. Failing that, I was yelled at to go to my room, "stop talking foolish talk", or stand in the corner (this until I was 17 or 18) Today I can't approach my boss without thinking I'm saying something stupid, doing my job badly or worse, "being disrespectful".
I realize this is probably mild in comparison to some people's experience, but I just needed to get this off my chest.
[deleted] said:
My mom always says this one: "When you have kids, lie to them. Lie through your teeth".
No Mom, no.
koolbloo replied:
When I was in elementary school I asked mom one day why she sometimes used pads and tampons. Without a second thought she told me that she used them because "she couldn't hold her pee sometimes."
Let me remind you that this happened wayyyy after my potty training.
She realized that she really shouldn't have lied to me when she found out that I was using her pads in order not to pee on myself (I think I thought "if mommy couldn't hold it as a grown up how the hell am I supposed to hold it as a child?"). Also because she purchased perfumed pads, I put some of them in my drawers because come on, they smelled nice. So before mom ran out of her pad stock, she decided to talk to me about why she really used them.
When your kids achieve something great or good just tell them it ain't s**t. That way it gets them to do even better the next time!!!
... And then later in life they get to have all kinds of f****d up complexes like myself. Unable to relax with out feeling like s**t.
If you ignore them they will leave you alone. Whoever made up this advice originally is stupid. This hardly works on adults let alone children who still don't understand the 'too far' line when joking/teasing.
Lying to your kids to explain difficult things.
I get that in some situations, like if someone [chooses to end their lives], telling an alternative story may be a good idea. But for 99% of situations or questions a kid asks, a parent should respond factually.
Edit: By alternative story I don't mean lying. I'm talking about simplifying words and concepts to explain the idea, not outright fabricating or denying events.
The whole "you're too young for that" argument for making things up to change the subject doesn't sit well for me. Explain it like it is, if they're too young [immature] to comprehend, they'll just blink at you and change the subject themselves.
EnchantedOcelot said:
Your child can never do wrong. Something else must be the problem.
MegasusPegasus replied:
This is very true, but so is it's inversion.
Some parents never trust their kid telling them something is wrong. From something as minor as an unfair teacher to as severe as being uncomfortable with someone who turns out to be a molester, a lot of parents just don't trust their kids at all.
Cosmic_Cowboy2 replied:
I feel like this was me, and I honestly have no idea how much of it was just default mistrust and how much of it I actually earned.
Either way, when I was 16 I was fired from my awesome summer job over a complete misunderstanding (manager offered me my job back later, bunch of people quit over it anyway). I cried after it happened, and luckily a bunch of my coworkers sat me down to talk it out. My dad, on the other hand, didn't so much as let me speak up in my own defense when he came to pick me up. He just assumed I was a horrible employee, and we drove home in one of the most tensely silent car rides of my life.
I have some self-esteem problems, as you might guess.
Your dad SUCKS!!! I had parents like that too. You can ask them to be supportive and to believe in you. Do it at a time when everyone is calm, and just say "it really hurts me that as you being my parents that you don't believe in me. I need you to believe in me". It might work, it might not. If they start getting mad and yelling at you, just say "fine. I was just trying to be an adult and trying to communicate my needs and have a conversation. When you are ready to have calm discussion about this, come talk to me." And just drop it from there. That way you have opened the door and let them know you are hurt, and what your needs are, and that you are willing to have a discussion about it. This is how you create boundaries with people. I have self esteem issues as well, and it has taken me MANY years to learn this, and it had helped my self esteem A LOT. You have to learn how to speak up and let your needs be known (always in a calm way). Then u know where u stand. Wishing u luck!!
It doesn't matter how miserable and toxic your marriage becomes, you need to stay with your partner to keep the family together.
Edit: I'm surprised and a bit disheartened to see how many people relate to this. One of my good friends grew up with a controlling, abusive father and parents didn't divorce until the oldest kid went to college. Her mother stuck it out because she was raised to think that a "together family" would leave her kids better off (she's since apologized to her children many times for this, but my friend is acceptable the apology very readily)
My parents have had serious marriage problems since I was in 4th grade and my father has been emotionally abusing my mother and my siblings and I for a very long time. At this point I just want them to get it over with and my father to work on his problems or get the f**k out of our lives. It was a significant factor in me developing depression and becoming suicidal at multiple points in my life.
I grew up with a mother who was very much like a certain Aqua Man actress who's dog steps on bee's. Mentally and physically abusive to both us kids and my father, but oh,so innocent and holier than thou, in public. We told our teachers, but they didn't believe our "sweet" mother would do that. We told the psychiatrist the school sent us to, because they thought we made stuff up. We told the DCF workers who were called in when we started fighting back. She convinced them we were just bad kids. I begged my dad from the time I was in elementary school, to leave her and take us with him. He was one of those, convinced that we needed two parents, so we were stuck living like that until SHE finally left US, when I was a teenager. She went all out, too. Got a restraining order on dad and signed over all parental rights to us kids. Anyway, I have PTSD, now. I have kids, but their father started hitting me. I left him eight years ago, and have never once doubted my decision to take them away.
Withholding the truth from your kids.
After two of my grandparents died. My parents took it upon themselves to not tell me my grandfather passed away while I was at boarding school. Got a very random text from my estranged sister saying "it's a bummer what happened to grandad".
Second time my mum texted me while I was living abroad to tell me my other grandad is in hospital sick. After an hour catch up on skype with my dad, turned out he was in hospital... But dead.
So never withhold the truth. It f***s with our heads. FOR LIFE.
Two of my cousins lived with my grandparents. All of their animals "ran away" even the ones we ate. They were not told that my grandfather had passed, when they were in highschool, until my uncle told them the day of the funeral. I got reamed out, by my grandmother for telling one of them that his dog had to be put to sleep for biting a jogger. He was 30, at the time. Grandma had told him it was adopted by a nice lady. No, my cousin is not disabled in any way, he's just a giant spoiled man baby.
"Keep the household quiet when baby is sleeping."
We are a busy household 4 dogs 2 cats a 2 year old and a 2 month old. If I want to blend a smoothie, listen to music or vacuum the house I do it. We do not tiptoe, my kids sleep through noise.
This post made me realise my parents didn't raise me so well.
They're pretty old, so they had old fashioned parenting methods. I got spanked until I was 7 or 8 until they decided kids were not for spanking anymore, which isn't that bad. But I also got coddled my whole life. Everything was made easy for me, and I was always told I was the smartest and prettiest and most capable. Left me with high self esteem and virtually no majorly bad experiences aside from an abusive sister, but now at 17 I'm still not allowed to do ANYTHING for myself. I'm not trusted with any tasks at all, nor am I given any freedom. Worst of all, I'm given no chances to fail because I have no choices. My mom makes all my choices forcibly so that I never suffer any consequences ever.
As for the high self esteem, I had to do a lot of therapy to recover from (among other things) the crippling realization that I am not, in fact, the smartest and prettiest. Hit me like a train, basically lost all sense of self worth for a while
Parenting is a balancing act on a very thin, very high wire. Very easy to fail/fall and have to get back up again. But you do get back up, because you have to; your kids depend on you.
My sister has the habit of buying both of my nephews presents, but she does it in a way that she thinks is fair. I mean, say it's my oldest nephews birthday. Well she buys them both toys so that they don't feel left out. Same for the younger one. If say, one of them gets good grades or has done something good, they both get presents.
I mean, that's awesome, but I feel that that might be a bad parenting habit since she's spoiling them both at the same time. And most of the time, the oldest fights over the younger one's toys because he choose something that interested him later on. So I don't think it's working.
You have the right to invade your child's privacy because it's for their own good.
There are specific situations where I think doing this can be condoned. But I'm talking about those parents who go through the kid's diary, social platforms, closets, everything - just because their kid is acting secretive or because the parents "have a hunch." Children of parents like that will grow up to be mistrusting of others, among other issues. I would know, thanks mom.
Your kid probably won't act so sketchy around you if you taught them early about good communication and trust. Snooping around their stuff and not giving them their own space isnot good for either of you. Trust is not a one-way deal.
Sometimes I read stories about parents removing bedroom doors because privacy has to be earned... My parents were very strict, but never did they remove the door...
I think its wrong if a parent uses financial leverage against their child's personal choices, such as where to attend college. "We won't pay for you tuition unless you do THIS, attend THIS school, and follow all of our rules".
This may seem like a well intended way to guide your children away from harm and keep them on their best path.
However, I've found that it can be harmful. Your parents try to know what's best for you, generally speaking, but it is still a form of emotional manipulation that I don't think is appropriate for a 17 or 18 year old, or anyone old enough to be making choices about their own living situations.
By the same standards, a parent might say, if you choose to marry this person, we will not help you cover the costs of the wedding.
If your parents really respect who you are as an adult, they should give you unselfish support that doesn't vary depending on how they would potentially make a different choice in your scenario.
extracrispyoriginal said:
Teach your child that the sun goes down every day because it's mad at them.
PM-YOUR-CUTE-SMILE replied:
Holy [smokes] imagine them freaking out during a solar eclipse.
"TIMMY WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
superjerkingoff187 replied:
Ah, this reminds me of the time where my dog [peed] on my grill and we were cooking burgers and there was flames, we in humor mode made him think that his [pee] set it on fire. He doesn't [pee] on things anymore.
Let them beat you at games.
Nooooooooo. Play a game with a good handicap mechanic (randomness or explicit) that lets you beat them closer to 50% of the time and ideally lets you adjust the handicap as they start winning more. Or switch games to something more complex but keep its randomness at a level so that they can beat you legitimately but definitely not always.
They need to learn how to deal with loss, how to adjust their behavior based on what's happening to them. Forget that oft-touted idea of "teaching them that things will be handed to them" (which is true though I detest the bleak pessimism we often see it portrayed with), more importantly you're lying to them about which things that happen to them are important and can be learned from.
Put another way: a lot of parenting ideas seek to shield children from consequences. F**k. That. B******t. Also don't give them all the consequences all at once. Let them face consequences, but at a level appropriate to where they are in life and ever increasing in severity, with spikes and lulls in relative difficulty for them to handle.
Source: not a parent, but a classically trained game designer.
haroldburgess said:
Give them treats and rewards EVERY time they do a chore or something around the house.
Philip_De_Bowl replied:
"Your reward is getting to live here, the clothes on your back, and the toys you play with!"
~ My Dad
iSmellMusic replied:
That's what my dad says too, but in his defense I'm now 20 and I want to move out.
Sweetune replied:
My dad told me that anyone living in his house will have to do chores.
dabisnit replied:
After the age of 18, you're no longer a resident but a guest. That's what my dad explained to me.
People do chores because they are needed to keep the house functioning. As a member of the family, you do chores. If you don't, you may not be able to do other things (removal of fun things or ideally natural consequences go here). But also, as a member of the family. You get your needs and some if your wants met, that might include allowance. You don't get paid for chores, but its the same mechanism.
Pocario said:
Surround your baby with lots of pillows so that he's comfortable and won't roll over.
themadhattergirl replied:
Also, put lots of stuffed animals in the crib with your baby!
Seriously, don't do this.
Chavezz13 replied:
How come?
epipremnumaureum replied:
Basically a risk of suffocating. You need to make sure a baby is warm and comfortable but consider that a baby can't move stuff that gets in the way.
Don't let your baby sleep with any soft objects until he's at least 12 months old. According to the American Academy of Pediatrics, pillow-like toys, blankets, quilts, crib bumpers, and other bedding increase the risk of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) and death by suffocation or strangulation.
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Give your child a unique and meaningful name.
flirppitty-flirp replied:
Don't forget to spell it ever so intricately as possible too. You really want to make sure they are the only one.
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You really want to make sure they are the only one...
...who can ever spell their name right.
Lol, my mum: "Could you please think about a name that I can pronounce when I read it?" She was so right in her way of thinking ;)
ayarb said:
"Spare the rod, spoil the child". Don't beat you kids. Don't SPOIL your kids, but don't beat your kids.
MarvelousComment replied:
This. Education is so much more effective when you reinforce positive attitudes instead of just punishing the kid relentlessly.
Ooohhh - hot button issue! I was beaten as child, I do not spank my children. My take away from corporal punishemnt was fear. I learned nothing but to lie, hide, avoid and be afraid of my parents. I wasn't a bad kid, just a normal annoying one. Parents already have all the power, there is absolutely no need to physically overpower a child to prove what - that you're stronger than a kid? That you can't handle your own emotions? Please don;t hit your children.
Console them when injured and don't let them climb or find themselves in any hazardous situations.
Now, I don't mean to say never console ANY injury. Just most. I stopped reacting at an early age with my daughter while allowing her to jump on the bed and climb ladders and balance on wood piles and... I HAVE THE TOUGHEST MOST INDEPENDENT CHILD EVER! Serious falls she just gets up and walks away no tears. She has incredible hand eye coordination and impeccable balance.
Please note that this statement is within the realm of reason, it's not like I'm telling her to suck it up with a split forehead or encouraging her to climb on zoo fences...
exactly that. I noticed (a long long time ago) that when I was at the playground, observing kids, there was a pattern. If a child would fall, even in the softest grass, the first thing they would do, was to look for their parent and of they noticed. If they did notice, they'd almost always would start to cry. As to where the kids that couln't establish eyecontact, shrugged it off and just go back to having fun ;)
dinosaregaylikeme said:
Stalk your child on social media to make sure they are safe.
thewaiting28 replied:
Or, try hiding in plain sight, always tagging them with wishy washy "I love my son/daughter! Like if you love yours!" graphics with way too few pixels. Friend all of their friends, post random things you wish were inside jokes on their timeline at least once a day. And don't forget political posts.
Basically, digitally p**s all over your kids social media to passive-aggressively show the world that is your kid, back off.
I'm torn on this. I know privacy is important but social media is not a bedroom nor a diary. It's public. And if there's going to be 50 year old men lurking on the accounts of minors you better believe the parents will, and should, be there monitoring. It's like expecting privacy when out in public. At the same time, if kids do need to be monitored and protected that closely then it's no place for minors. That would be like taking your kid to an R rated movie and then complaining about the nudity, language and violence in the movie.
Take away their belongings (video games, laptop, phone, etc) if they get bad grades in order to motivate them to get good grades.
They don't want good grades, they just want their stuff back. They won't develop a healthy work ethic this way.
EDIT: Ok guess I'm not too good at phrasing. What I meant is don't give them something they don't deserve just to take it away later. If they want a new phone, give it to them AFTER they earn it. Instead of giving them a phone and then taking it away because they aren't working hard, just don't give them one in the first place, until they get their work up.
"Get your kids into a strict bedtime routine."
This is great for the VERY early years, but once you start incorporating stories and such, you have to mix things up a bit or you'll get stuck in a situation where you can't shortcut ANYTHING or your kids won't be settled. Have to make them adaptable.
I disagree to a point. Eventually they'll grow out of certain things and want to make some decisions for themselves. Of course the bedtime time isn't realistic to be militantly the same every night. Having a 30 minute to an hour range is healthy, but kids do need that structure.
Something else I've noticed that isn't good parenting is "joking" about kicking you kid out as soon as they're 18.
Lots of kids who are brainwashed to believe music, alcohol and drugs are evil become addicts when let loose into life. It’s like eating rice and beans everyday until you move out and then you have a damn country buffet with anything you want. Fill that plate up, f**k rice and beans.
My Dad would say, you'll do for me, whoever I did something good, be polite, was kind. Sound like an insult, but honestly it was brilliant. No pressure or expectation, just a recognition that I'd tried without any patronisation.
Great honestly and I have boomer parents...had to clean my plate (taut me to take less food), got spanked when I deserved it (I can count on one hand how many times I actually got spanked) and I got grounded if I didn't get good enough grades.( that taut me to always work to my full potential and not half-a** in life)
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My parents always says that the fewer kids a person got, the more they seem to know about raising kids. And the people who think they know the most is the ones without kids. My parents raised 8 kids successfully. And they do not - ever - claim to have all the answers regarding how to raise kids.
I think it's not a matter of number of children. Well, you need to raise at least 1(!) to distinguish theory from practice! But the most important thing is to accept that YOU ARE going to do mistakes, lots of them, acknowledge them, and LEARN FROM THEM
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KIDS MUST RESPECT THEIR PARENTS. Yes, but remember, respect is a two-way street. You need to respect your kids for them to be able to respect you. Kids are not born knowing this. I have 2 kids and I respect them the way I want them to respcet me, because by doing so I'm teaching them WHAT IS RESPECT? AND HOW TO RESPECT ME AND OTHERS.
In our house, you can't share your opinion in discussions. You have to agree and say they are right or else you'll be getting a disappointed look. Politics like which president to vote for elections or talks about LGBTQ+ will end badly once you say that the you are not voting the same president or that yiou support the LGBTQ+ community. Sad part is as much as I would like to speak, I was basically conditioned to experience fear whenever they give me a look of disappointment because when I was younger, that means it's time for a spanking.
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Something else I've noticed that isn't good parenting is "joking" about kicking you kid out as soon as they're 18.
Lots of kids who are brainwashed to believe music, alcohol and drugs are evil become addicts when let loose into life. It’s like eating rice and beans everyday until you move out and then you have a damn country buffet with anything you want. Fill that plate up, f**k rice and beans.
My Dad would say, you'll do for me, whoever I did something good, be polite, was kind. Sound like an insult, but honestly it was brilliant. No pressure or expectation, just a recognition that I'd tried without any patronisation.
Great honestly and I have boomer parents...had to clean my plate (taut me to take less food), got spanked when I deserved it (I can count on one hand how many times I actually got spanked) and I got grounded if I didn't get good enough grades.( that taut me to always work to my full potential and not half-a** in life)
Load More Replies... My parents always says that the fewer kids a person got, the more they seem to know about raising kids. And the people who think they know the most is the ones without kids. My parents raised 8 kids successfully. And they do not - ever - claim to have all the answers regarding how to raise kids.
I think it's not a matter of number of children. Well, you need to raise at least 1(!) to distinguish theory from practice! But the most important thing is to accept that YOU ARE going to do mistakes, lots of them, acknowledge them, and LEARN FROM THEM
Load More Replies... KIDS MUST RESPECT THEIR PARENTS. Yes, but remember, respect is a two-way street. You need to respect your kids for them to be able to respect you. Kids are not born knowing this. I have 2 kids and I respect them the way I want them to respcet me, because by doing so I'm teaching them WHAT IS RESPECT? AND HOW TO RESPECT ME AND OTHERS.
In our house, you can't share your opinion in discussions. You have to agree and say they are right or else you'll be getting a disappointed look. Politics like which president to vote for elections or talks about LGBTQ+ will end badly once you say that the you are not voting the same president or that yiou support the LGBTQ+ community. Sad part is as much as I would like to speak, I was basically conditioned to experience fear whenever they give me a look of disappointment because when I was younger, that means it's time for a spanking.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE$TOPMAKINgMEREADALLTHESENAMESiRICANTTAKEITANYMOREMYMANNOW$$$MINUSMIDASTouCHCRAPNOW. I don't want to know all these monikers. PLEASEPLEASEPLEA$ESTOP
