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When we go to see a doctor, we can rest assured knowing that they are qualified to be treating illnesses, prescribing medicine and diagnosing diseases. They have completed at least a decade of education after high school and have endured rigorous training and testing to ensure that they know what they’re doing. 

When we log onto the internet, however, anyone with a keyboard and an opinion can feel free to spout whatever medical misinformation they like, so we should take everything we read online with a grain of salt. Thankfully, there is one page that’s dedicated to calling out irresponsible and inaccurate medical advice that’s shared online: the Bad Medical Takes Twitter account.

We’ve gathered some of the most ridiculous, hilarious and alarming posts Bad Medical Takes has shared down below, so you too can enjoy hearing all of the wacky ideas ignorant people felt the need to share online. Be sure to upvote the claims you wish were posted satirically, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical advice you’ve ever received was. And then if you’re interested in another Bored Panda article featuring medical takes that are definitely not doctor approved, you can find our last story on the same Twitter account right here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So nobody's ever died in childbirth or from pregnancy complications? Nobody has ended their life from post-partum depression?

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The Bad Medical Takes Twitter account initially launched in March 2020, which I can only assume came in response to all of the misinformation that was rapidly being spread about the COVID-19 virus. When the pandemic began, everyone on the internet suddenly turned into a medical professional, and with billions of desperate people around the world searching for hope and answers, false claims spread like wildfire.

But I can’t put all of the blame for bad medical advice running rampant online on the pandemic. The internet has been saturated with fake news long before 2020, so it only made sense for medical advice to make its way into the same category. But the difference between reading fake news about a politician and being told to shoot bleach into your veins is that the latter is extremely dangerous. So false medical claims deserve to be called out and shut down even more than your run-of-the-mill fake news.   

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You might be wondering how anyone in the world could possibly believe the claims shared on this list in the first place, and I’ll be honest, I’m wondering too. So to try to gain some insight on the topic, I consulted an article from Medical News Today exploring just how these false claims are perceived as credible information. And it turns out that there are certain factors that can cause a person to be more or less susceptible to believing medical misinformation.

One 2021 study found that people with a lower education level and individuals who have less knowledge of healthcare issues are more likely to believe inaccurate medical claims. Also, people who have a lack of trust in the healthcare system are more inclined to view alternative treatments positively and more likely to believe false medical claims. The study also found that participants who believed one false medical claim were likely to fall for even more as well, so perhaps they are just more gullible than the average person. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's only one person in this exchange who I wouldn't trust not to drool

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently a lot of politicians are under the same delusion when it comes to options in ectopic pregnancies.

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Colin Timp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The treatment IS simple. It's termination. First, it's not a fetus yet. If it was to that point, she'd be dead from a ruptured fallopian tube. Second, its not in the uterus yet. Third, it cannot be transplanted into the uterus. That's not a thing.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy is a conservative a*s-wipe, who loves to re-tweet BS from the likes of Lauren Boebert. So, there's that. I'd like to add: after a decade of infertility and miscarriage, my second pregnancy was ectopic, which ended up rupturing my fallopian tube. To anyone thinking that situation can be remedied and result in a healthy pregnancy, please pull your head out of your a*s - it can't.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has he ever heard of the placenta? Does he think it can just be pulled off and stuck somewhere else like velcro?

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Ian Conelley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear God. That's not leaving my brain anytime soon. Brilliant comment, It just gave me a grotesque visual. Cheers.

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Linden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if this person is entirely confused about what happened to his wife? Or if this is just a complete fiction?

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Leo Domitrix
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ectopci has two outcomes: Termination of pregnancy; terminaton of the woman's life, *and*, obviously, the pregnancy.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good lord. There is only one treatment for ectopic pregnancy. Abortion. It's a ticking time bomb that will kill a woman. Very painfully.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole notion of re-implanting an embryo from an ectopic pregnancy into the uterus IS 👏🏼NOT 👏🏼 AN 👏🏼 ACTUAL 👏🏼 THING! There is no such procedure that is either safe or ethical. Doctors do not do this. Now stop lying, you hairball brained idiots.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your doctor actually said that, you need to check his "diploma" real carefully. And then get a new OB/GYN.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So...this absolutely brilliant f****r would have us believe that their own doctor told them a simple treatment and then denied them the same?

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Linda HS
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ectopic pregnancy can kill you dumbfcuk! It doesn't work like that stupid idiot dumbshit! Sorry for my language, but these idiots should not talk about something that they don't know about and almost killed a family member!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What ever else is wrong here, did the doctor say the treatment was simple, and then refused that treatment? I’m confused by the wording here.

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Mary Rogers
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poster is either confused or he is lying. He makes it sound like the doctor told him that he could implant the embryo in the uterus but refused to do so. Which is complete nonsense.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the doctor wanted to help the world by having less of this gene pool.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, please take internet access away from idiots like this!! They're obviously not using it to learn from!

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Alexander Ambrose
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why cis men shouldn't be in charge of anything relating to women

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Kellie Whyte
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL except that is literally IMPOSSIBLE!!! Once the placenta is detached, then the baby no longer has anyway to get blood, nutrients, oxygen etc. Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise that you weren't aware that human's need that s**t to survive.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would advise that you, Vake, do not get your medical advice from Breitbart or even Fox News. It is fake- medicine.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No Doctor ever f*cking told you that. My sister had an ectopic pregnancy and her fallopian tube ruptured. If she hadn't gotten to the ER when she did, she would have died.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No no no no no! That is utter balderdash! "open the uterus and place the fetus back inside" is not in any way feasible. A fetus cannot survive an ectopic pregnancy.

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Sheila Swanepoel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy hell. The embryo te ds not to survive an ectopic pregnancy. Also, needs to be re-implanted, that you can't do. Sad that people believe hogwash, shame on Dr for deluding idiots.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend almost died from an ectopic pregnancy. I doubt this giant dolt has ever gotten a woman pregnant, seen her naked, had a wife, or even held a conversation with a woman.

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Mary Rogers
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what is even scarier than this guy's nonsense? A tweet by a WOMAN in the same thread that says this: "The treatment for ectopic pregnancy is not an elective abortion, and will remain unchanged. The treatment for a septic uterus is not an elective abortion, and will remain unchanged. The treatment for miscarriage (that the body won't release) is not an elective abortion, and will remain unchanged."

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Lorrie Rothstein
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An eptotopic pregnancy means the egg is in the fallopian tube. The egg isn't developing

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh it is... that's why its a medical emergency. If the embryo develops it can rupture the fallopian tube and is life threatening to the mother. There is no option but to terminate ectopic pregnancies.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9687-ectopic-pregnancy

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm about to commit massive butchery to the extension of my central nervous system this afternoon.

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Lead author of the study, Dr. Laura D. Scherer of the University of Colorado School of Medicine shed some light on the value of this study’s findings. “Inaccurate information is a barrier to good healthcare because it can discourage people from taking preventive measures to head off illness and make them hesitant to seek care when they get sick,” she explained. “Identifying who is most susceptible to misinformation might lend considerable insight into how such information spreads and provide us with new avenues for intervention.”

One of the most notable factors contributing to the spread of medical misinformation online is distrust in the healthcare system, and it might be becoming worse and worse over time. One survey reported that between 2017 and 2018, there was a 20% drop in the amount of trust the American public holds in their healthcare system. And globally, there was a 4% decrease in citizens’ trust in their healthcare systems. When people don’t trust the professionals, they start seeking outside, unverified information, which is likely informed by their own views and biases.      

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“We have witnessed a concerning shift over the last several decades where policy decisions seem to be driven by ideology and politics instead of facts and evidence,” American Medical Association president Dr. Patrice A. Harris said during a national address. “The result is a growing mistrust in American institutions — in science — and in the counsel of leading experts who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of evidence and reason.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is everyone talking about salts and nobody mentions the bacteria and viruses in ocean water

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If other people being alive was such a problem for you, it was a mistake to have kept you alive 🤷

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Another factor that might be exacerbating the issue of false medical claims online is the appetite that social media platforms have for fake news. While social media can be great a tool for sharing news and awareness of social issues, it can also be extremely hard to fact check what is being spread, and the more outlandish a claim is, the faster it will be circulated. In fact, one 2021 study from the NYU School of Global Health found that people who were primarily or exclusively using social media to track pandemic-related information were less likely to be practicing the most up-to-date public health safety practices. And another study from GoodRx found that being exposed to false medical claims online can negatively affect a patient’s health literacy. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve had the exact same incredulous facial expression for five whole minutes now, and this list isn’t getting any less stupid.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank goodness my broken leg is just a deception made up by dairy farmers!! Silly me thought I actually needed this cast. *circular saw starts up* /s

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Inaccurate medical information being circulated online is not only relating to COVID-19 and the vaccines being used to prevent it. Users might find misinformation about anything from smoking and drug use to claims about other vaccines, like the HPV vaccine, causing various health issues. Thankfully, many users don’t actually trust the claims they see, as only 6% of people said they trust information about COVID on social media sites in one survey, but it is still concerning how rapidly these claims spread. In fact, medical misinformation sometimes makes it to 87% of users’ feeds on social media sites. Even if only 5% of these people believe the claims, that could lead to devastating consequences. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I'll get the flu vax in the other arm from the cov booster just to annoy Nathan in particular.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all that time scientists spent working out blood types and they could have just broken it into male and female blood? Thankyou random person on the internet!

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So what are public health agencies supposed to do to limit the spread of false claims online? Is it their responsibility to monitor social media? Well, it’s a delicate issue. “Social media can also be volatile: false information, sometimes maliciously created, spreads rapidly,” the Frontiers in Public Health authors wrote. “Thus, measures to counter misinformation and disinformation on social media channels during an emergency are necessary. Given that government censorship can deeply aggravate already existing mistrust, measures other than content removal is needed, as the public shares and reacts positively to factual information, especially if posted by public health agencies.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my God, this person deserves to be locked in a cage with two male primates and rubbed with estrogen, just to see what kind of offspring they would produce.

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In 2021, US Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy issued an advisory on medical misinformation, calling for actual healthcare professionals to use their own social media platforms to cut through the false claims and spread truth online. He also asked that healthcare agencies partner with trusted community members like church leaders and clinicians to make sure that the public hears accurate information from people they trust. He also noted that this issue cannot be solved overnight. Combatting medical misinformation online will be a long-term effort, so hopefully, over time, the public’s health literacy will be increased. And false claims online will become a thing of the past.  

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, no, you're thinking of one of those substandard mannequins for drawing references.

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If you're not in the medical field, I hope you are getting a kick out of these ridiculous claims, and if you are a healthcare professional, I just want to apologize on behalf of the general public. I promise we don't all think this way. Keep upvoting the posts that you find most hilarious and facepalm-worthy, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical take you've ever heard was. And if you're interested in laughing at even more horrible medical advice, don't forget to check out our last article on the same topic right here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extract from Wikipedia : Hexagonal water, also known as gel water, structured water, cluster water, H3O2 or H3O2 is a term used in a marketing scam that claims the ability to create a certain configuration of water that is better for the body. The term "hexagonal water" refers to a cluster of water molecules forming a hexagonal shape that supposedly enhances nutrient absorption, removes metabolic wastes, and enhances cellular communication, among other things. The scam takes advantage of the consumer's limited knowledge of chemistry, physics, and physiology. Gel water is referenced in the version of the hoax in which plants or animal fascia are said to create or contain a "fourth phase" of water with an extra hydrogen and an extra oxygen, despite the simple reality that this compound is neither water, nor stable—in other words it doesn't exist in any practical sense

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