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When we go to see a doctor, we can rest assured knowing that they are qualified to be treating illnesses, prescribing medicine and diagnosing diseases. They have completed at least a decade of education after high school and have endured rigorous training and testing to ensure that they know what they’re doing. 

When we log onto the internet, however, anyone with a keyboard and an opinion can feel free to spout whatever medical misinformation they like, so we should take everything we read online with a grain of salt. Thankfully, there is one page that’s dedicated to calling out irresponsible and inaccurate medical advice that’s shared online: the Bad Medical Takes Twitter account.

We’ve gathered some of the most ridiculous, hilarious and alarming posts Bad Medical Takes has shared down below, so you too can enjoy hearing all of the wacky ideas ignorant people felt the need to share online. Be sure to upvote the claims you wish were posted satirically, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical advice you’ve ever received was. And then if you’re interested in another Bored Panda article featuring medical takes that are definitely not doctor approved, you can find our last story on the same Twitter account right here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So nobody's ever died in childbirth or from pregnancy complications? Nobody has ended their life from post-partum depression?

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The Bad Medical Takes Twitter account initially launched in March 2020, which I can only assume came in response to all of the misinformation that was rapidly being spread about the COVID-19 virus. When the pandemic began, everyone on the internet suddenly turned into a medical professional, and with billions of desperate people around the world searching for hope and answers, false claims spread like wildfire.

But I can’t put all of the blame for bad medical advice running rampant online on the pandemic. The internet has been saturated with fake news long before 2020, so it only made sense for medical advice to make its way into the same category. But the difference between reading fake news about a politician and being told to shoot bleach into your veins is that the latter is extremely dangerous. So false medical claims deserve to be called out and shut down even more than your run-of-the-mill fake news.   

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You might be wondering how anyone in the world could possibly believe the claims shared on this list in the first place, and I’ll be honest, I’m wondering too. So to try to gain some insight on the topic, I consulted an article from Medical News Today exploring just how these false claims are perceived as credible information. And it turns out that there are certain factors that can cause a person to be more or less susceptible to believing medical misinformation.

One 2021 study found that people with a lower education level and individuals who have less knowledge of healthcare issues are more likely to believe inaccurate medical claims. Also, people who have a lack of trust in the healthcare system are more inclined to view alternative treatments positively and more likely to believe false medical claims. The study also found that participants who believed one false medical claim were likely to fall for even more as well, so perhaps they are just more gullible than the average person. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's only one person in this exchange who I wouldn't trust not to drool

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently a lot of politicians are under the same delusion when it comes to options in ectopic pregnancies.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm about to commit massive butchery to the extension of my central nervous system this afternoon.

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Lead author of the study, Dr. Laura D. Scherer of the University of Colorado School of Medicine shed some light on the value of this study’s findings. “Inaccurate information is a barrier to good healthcare because it can discourage people from taking preventive measures to head off illness and make them hesitant to seek care when they get sick,” she explained. “Identifying who is most susceptible to misinformation might lend considerable insight into how such information spreads and provide us with new avenues for intervention.”

One of the most notable factors contributing to the spread of medical misinformation online is distrust in the healthcare system, and it might be becoming worse and worse over time. One survey reported that between 2017 and 2018, there was a 20% drop in the amount of trust the American public holds in their healthcare system. And globally, there was a 4% decrease in citizens’ trust in their healthcare systems. When people don’t trust the professionals, they start seeking outside, unverified information, which is likely informed by their own views and biases.      

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“We have witnessed a concerning shift over the last several decades where policy decisions seem to be driven by ideology and politics instead of facts and evidence,” American Medical Association president Dr. Patrice A. Harris said during a national address. “The result is a growing mistrust in American institutions — in science — and in the counsel of leading experts who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of evidence and reason.”

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Susie Elle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is everyone talking about salts and nobody mentions the bacteria and viruses in ocean water

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If other people being alive was such a problem for you, it was a mistake to have kept you alive 🤷

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Another factor that might be exacerbating the issue of false medical claims online is the appetite that social media platforms have for fake news. While social media can be great a tool for sharing news and awareness of social issues, it can also be extremely hard to fact check what is being spread, and the more outlandish a claim is, the faster it will be circulated. In fact, one 2021 study from the NYU School of Global Health found that people who were primarily or exclusively using social media to track pandemic-related information were less likely to be practicing the most up-to-date public health safety practices. And another study from GoodRx found that being exposed to false medical claims online can negatively affect a patient’s health literacy. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve had the exact same incredulous facial expression for five whole minutes now, and this list isn’t getting any less stupid.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank goodness my broken leg is just a deception made up by dairy farmers!! Silly me thought I actually needed this cast. *circular saw starts up* /s

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Inaccurate medical information being circulated online is not only relating to COVID-19 and the vaccines being used to prevent it. Users might find misinformation about anything from smoking and drug use to claims about other vaccines, like the HPV vaccine, causing various health issues. Thankfully, many users don’t actually trust the claims they see, as only 6% of people said they trust information about COVID on social media sites in one survey, but it is still concerning how rapidly these claims spread. In fact, medical misinformation sometimes makes it to 87% of users’ feeds on social media sites. Even if only 5% of these people believe the claims, that could lead to devastating consequences. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I'll get the flu vax in the other arm from the cov booster just to annoy Nathan in particular.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all that time scientists spent working out blood types and they could have just broken it into male and female blood? Thankyou random person on the internet!

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So what are public health agencies supposed to do to limit the spread of false claims online? Is it their responsibility to monitor social media? Well, it’s a delicate issue. “Social media can also be volatile: false information, sometimes maliciously created, spreads rapidly,” the Frontiers in Public Health authors wrote. “Thus, measures to counter misinformation and disinformation on social media channels during an emergency are necessary. Given that government censorship can deeply aggravate already existing mistrust, measures other than content removal is needed, as the public shares and reacts positively to factual information, especially if posted by public health agencies.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my God, this person deserves to be locked in a cage with two male primates and rubbed with estrogen, just to see what kind of offspring they would produce.

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In 2021, US Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy issued an advisory on medical misinformation, calling for actual healthcare professionals to use their own social media platforms to cut through the false claims and spread truth online. He also asked that healthcare agencies partner with trusted community members like church leaders and clinicians to make sure that the public hears accurate information from people they trust. He also noted that this issue cannot be solved overnight. Combatting medical misinformation online will be a long-term effort, so hopefully, over time, the public’s health literacy will be increased. And false claims online will become a thing of the past.  

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, no, you're thinking of one of those substandard mannequins for drawing references.

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If you're not in the medical field, I hope you are getting a kick out of these ridiculous claims, and if you are a healthcare professional, I just want to apologize on behalf of the general public. I promise we don't all think this way. Keep upvoting the posts that you find most hilarious and facepalm-worthy, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical take you've ever heard was. And if you're interested in laughing at even more horrible medical advice, don't forget to check out our last article on the same topic right here.

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Aunt Riarch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe I should just crack my chest open, I'm pretty certain my heart has never seen the sun, I mean it can only do it good amirite?

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Graham Chapman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After an hour inn the sun, these two will be walking like John Wayne...

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Leo Domitrix
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Full spectrum *mitochondria*. Oh for the love of all that's sane, someone make it stop!

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Caro Caro
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this where the expression "where the sun don't shine" comes from ???

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Pumpkin Spice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if they stay out too long, at least they can't make any more babies.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the part where you realize they’re your neighbors and you have given them casserole.

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ispeak catanese
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to be the Crotch Sunning Couple's neighbor or swim in their pube-filled pool.

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Daniel Atkins
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if this was just a joke and somewhere there is someone snickering "Oh my goodness they bought it?"

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Emma Brown
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I'm ginger (more than 30 minutes in strong sun and i resemble a pork scratching) so I guess thats why I p**s myself when I cough...not enough sun on my vajayjay (absolutely othing to do with giving birth to 3 fat knacker babies?)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooooooh nooooooooo you dumb b*tches are gonna have the worst sunburn ever

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Misty-Dawn Amayi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your bung hole was designed to need sunlight, it would be on a part of your anatomy where it could get it. This is just an excuse to invite sodomy.

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Venic
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mitochondria? Hold the hell up. They think photons are cells?

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Charlotte
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who is having UVb phototherapy at the hospital, I can confirm that you should keep your sensitive areas covered from the sun unless it's for a genuine medical reason... A sunburnt bum HURTS and I'm only talking cheeks, goodness forbid how much this hurts!

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Kevin Ber
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mitochondria can be easily damaged, for example by oxidative stress or UV light, like sunlight, so there is that.

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Charlie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They must surely work in the porn industry, yes? No one wants a pale bum in porn. I think.

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Hugh Crawford
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So there are mitochondria in the sun light? Maybe they are thinking of Midi-chlorians?

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Emanual Henry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So superman got his powers from the sun. Glad they didn't include this in the comics/movies.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

chapping my a*****e for the win, #chapstickformyburnttaint, #burntturntohheckithurnts

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Cathleen Day
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, they're trying to store sunshine so it literally shines out of the a*5? :o

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Edward Treen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whilst i might laugh a little if I heard about it, I'm sure I wouldn't want to see it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mitochondria in sunlight? WTF? Hey, idiot, did you know that brick walls have all the collagen that the skin on your forehead needs to stay healthy, and the faster you make contact, the more collagen your skin absorbs?

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Nikki Sevven
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being their neighbor there and looking out the window at the wrong time.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They’re concerned about mitochondria that they don’t possess getting enough sun, yet not concerned about the DNA in every surface cell that they do possess getting double-stranded breaks and mutations from getting too much sun. Interesting. 🧐 …also, have fun explaining that you got a**l melanoma because you were trying to support your mitochondria to your doc. That’ll be a real fun convo.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can only think of if two reasons to exercise your b******e, and I doubt he eats at Chipotle that much

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please tell me this is not a real thing people are doing????

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine someone asking you to put lotion on them and they get in this position?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extract from Wikipedia : Hexagonal water, also known as gel water, structured water, cluster water, H3O2 or H3O2 is a term used in a marketing scam that claims the ability to create a certain configuration of water that is better for the body. The term "hexagonal water" refers to a cluster of water molecules forming a hexagonal shape that supposedly enhances nutrient absorption, removes metabolic wastes, and enhances cellular communication, among other things. The scam takes advantage of the consumer's limited knowledge of chemistry, physics, and physiology. Gel water is referenced in the version of the hoax in which plants or animal fascia are said to create or contain a "fourth phase" of water with an extra hydrogen and an extra oxygen, despite the simple reality that this compound is neither water, nor stable—in other words it doesn't exist in any practical sense

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