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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

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This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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Ozacoter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Between incels and mgtow there is an alarming number of extreme misogyns around.

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Helena Houzarová
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"post mortem" :D Well, if the mother is dead (post mortem = after death), the nurses are right to take the baby away. A dead woman isn't going to look after a newborn.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So when I cried with happiness and hugged my grubby wee newborn, not caring that he promptly weed on me during our first ever cuddle, all that love and happiness was just lies? Dammit my body be making fake news /s

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manowce
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

does he even know what "post mortem" means? this phrase makes no sense.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Natal is my guess at what he meant. His thinking is mortem though (morbid)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously never had a baby! The baby is NOT taken away you numb idiot. Please don't procreate...the world doesn't need more stupid

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if it is, it's because there are serious concerns for baby or mom or both

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this dumbass around before. He's pretty much a fedora with a social media presence.

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Dre Mosley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His use of "Chad" and "Tyrone" is a dead give away. That's Incel slang.

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Melanie Burlock
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The incels aren’t aware that USA is one of the only countries that remove the babies and put them all in a room together. Everywhere else it’s like, “Here’s your baby! Start breastfeeding! Bye!” and mom and dad are on their own with the baby.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one to wonder why they call themselves LonelyBoy....

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tiari
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He would be completely shocked to learn that nurses don’t do that…

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Post Mortem distress birthing is actually a thing, but this s**t for brains is way off. When the decomposing corpse of a pregnant woman fills with glasses the pressure sometimes expels the non viable fetus. Also called coffin births.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time my wife had the urge to kill was during birth and it wasn't the baby she was aimin' for!! (all joking aside... Postpartum Depression IS a thing and should be taken very seriously however.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When we get the inevitable intersection of incels and gun nuts, they'll advocate arming babies at birth to protect themselves from killer moms.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

........What? Thats not true. My mom was crying happy tears when her and me touched head-to-head. (I was a C-section)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must admit I had the instinct of killing my baby too: she's been living in the nursery from 20 years now

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the closest thing I can think of to what this moron could possibly be thinking of is postpartum depressions, which isn't even close to this. I mean WTF. To anyone with postpartum depression I'm really sorry but it will get better.

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Chris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nurses take babies away?! WTF you on about! I have 4 kids, and not one of them was taken away from anyone... including the 10 week premature twins!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, they do this because after 12-24 hours they don't taste as good. (Sorry, sick humor).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Post mortem birthing would be birthing after you died you idiot. Nurses do not take the infant away for 12-24 unless they are premature. Sounds like underlying racism.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on Boredpanda... do you read the tweets? I mean seriously, you keep posting things that were either written in sarcasm... or actually in humor, as being serious. You're getting bad as reddit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stupid autocorrect. That should have read post partum. Apologies

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Post Mortem!!!! Jeez you learn something new every day. I was unaware that dead women were capable of raising a newborn. Post part I'm you dumb fkr

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have they ever been to a birthing hospital??? If they needed to take babies away the nursery and staffing would need to quadruple in size.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(Granted that Chad/Tyrone would have zero responsibility towards the baby, obviously).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow and my kid is alive because I forgot this important knowledge. She was with me the whole time and she survived. She's a miracle!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes because nature invinting a mother-instinct, so she wants to protect her ofspring, so it could pass her gens on would make no sense? Before we got evolved enough to have nurses, women for thousands of years has killed their ofspring right after birth, each time stengthening the lineage of women with that trait, whereas those individual where their mother cared about their survival perished, or something. That must have been written about an theist of some sort that is in denial/unknowing of the theory of evolution. I does not even seem like he can use the correct latin term, which reduces (what might have been left) of credability.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad thing is that they do it, so the can charge extra for skin-to-skin-contact, which is a fancy term for holding your ofspring after you have just given birth to it. That ought to be human right, and not something you should even consider making a profit from. The for-profit American health system is really predatorious, and causing a lot of unesssary human suffering. I am glad I do not have to live with it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's more often than not an instinct to protect the baby, not kill it. (That comes later when they wake you at 3am for a month straight) the nurse takes them away to perform checkups

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if I was forced to birth a child I never wanted (I dont want kids, never will, etc etc) chances are that I probably would try to kill it along with everybody else in the room.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sounds about right, coming from someone named "lonelyboy9000" with an anime joker pfp

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like, you have the baby and die and then want to kill them, you know, post mortem

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just looked for his account and it says it's suspended lolololololololol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a hamster and I can say this 100% true...I ate all my babies the day they were born!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one doesn't even have the usual grain of truth. Mothers typically spend the first 24 hours with their babies.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you know post mortem means after death? so is the mother a zombie or what? cause then it would make sense that she wanted to kill the baby...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know delivery is a harsh experience, but... Also, post... mortem? Did he meant "partum"? Surprise, surprise, his Latin is dubious, too.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that is true I'm sorry that you weren't left with your killer mama. We would not have to be spending our time trying to dispel the s**t you vomit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First off, it's called postpartum depression. Second off, that's not what it does.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would they even bring up coffin birth? That's horrible.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they should have left him with his mum after birth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see people here with that instinct, but nurses do not bath babies for that reason

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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