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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

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This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Christian I am embarrassed by some things that have been said in the name of God. My favourite that has been said to me a lot is "How can you be a Christian and a Scientist".

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Pamela Blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know right? They don't seem to get that science is simply trying to figure out how God did it. LOL! And yes, these people who are using the bible for their own nefarious ends have pobably never even read it!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Free tip: I cure weight loss by just eating more candy.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bible was never intended to be a medical book. While some maladies may have a spiritual component, that doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to doctors, science and common sense. Your diet is not going to cure cancer. It can, and science bears this out, help prevent cancers, but once you have it, you really need a doctor and treatment.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who has deep faith in the Bible, this is absolutely disgusting. And why so many people do not believe the Bible is in any way useful or reasonable. Makes me want to scream

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I certainly believe in the power of prayer, I also believe that God created science, doctors, modern medicine and research to find cures and treatments for these diseases.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear God, please remove all the calories, fat, and carbs from this brownie sundae. Amen.

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Cain Hargreaves
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel so sorry for the people who are really ill and buy books like these because they're feeling so hopeless and ill and desperate for any help. It's quacks like Don Colbert (I am suspicious about that MD) who are the really cruel ones, preying on sick and desperate people who just want to get better.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to hear the explaination... How does the bible cure my depression and my belly fat?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Simple. First you read it and realize how absolutely screwed up the people that believe this particular book are, which makes you feel so much smarter than you already do. In fact you start to feel so good about not being one of those people that your brain snaps into the rhythm of making the happy chemicals at a normal rate. But damn, now you're stuck with the knowledge that these morons may be all around you, so you start running as fast and as far as you can to get away. Your body's desire to get you away from those morons causes it to regulate itself better and it starts to burn away whatever fat it can to give you that extra bit of strength to get a little bit further away. Congratulations, you're cured, all thanks to "The New Bible Cure".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say what you want. We should try reviewing the content before condemning the content. I own two of the books on the second shelf. Great books! My dad owns the cancer book and survived stage 4 lymphoma. He’s 67 and looking great :)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know who Don Colbert is but he and his "MD" are a joke

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who else puts money on the second one just rephrasing “Stop feeling sad” over and over.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me terribly terribly sad. :( Many people will suffer and or die as a result of this kind of thing

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always admire those experts that know everything about every issue. Don Colbert seems to be in the group As many others, of course

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh it is also heavy enough to kill someone if you bang them on the head with it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet all the books have exactly the same content, just the covers look different, also Don Colbert is probably GOD.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure the cancer and diabetes ones would be illegal in Australia.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dietology advice from the bible will be like - John 2:1-11

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I googled it and there is a lot. The old set included adhd but not the new set.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s a religion (?) somewhere in the south that handles Rattlesnakes as part of their “service”. If you get bitten and die, your belief wasn’t strong enough. (Or your brain wasn’t big enough.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh hey, one for depression *and* one for diabetes. Man, I'm gonna get cured so hard. How come none of the doctors knew about this fantastic cure? Greedy bastards.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But look at the author do you thin this can be a real M.D. (Medical Dope) He's just in it for the money he doesn't give a s**t if any of you die of cancer. He will become rich off your life!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For shame on the publisher, and bookstore. I'm all for freedom of speech, and everything, but this is EXTREMELY dangerous.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does the MD after his name stand for majorly delusional?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only there was a cure for all the crap that's in the bible and people believe...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is, teaching them critical thinking starting in childhood. How fragile is your faith, if one comment from a stranger can cause that much whining.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Religion while carrying the right message turns into a neural disease for a lot of people.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I CALLED IT! I KNEW CHRISTIANS WOULD CLAIM VACCINES WERE THE "Work of God himself." INSTEAD OF GIVING CREDIT TO THE SCIENTISTS WHO DEVELOPED IT

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I've been a paramedic for 15 years and we routinely get calls in churches. Literally every single time I have to actively suppress the urge to say "why don't you just pray for them? Why did you need to call an atheist to come rescue them? Just let God take care of it. Maybe it's his plan for granny to die right now."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what you believe in what you want. The dumbest will be weeded out.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanna get depression and anxiety book justto see if it works if it dont then oh wellt

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

give me the depression and anxiety one. i'll come back and tell you if it works lmfao

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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