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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

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This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also it was proven that the UK actually has healthier teeth than the US soo... Our dental care isn't always free, it depends on factors, but it's still affordable.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, you can get NHS dental care in the UK. Everyone is entitled to it, but it's not free, just cheaper than private. if you are on benefits, it's free.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're in the US, on benefits/medicaid assistance, the government only started paying for teeth removal about 4 years ago and still now they will pull them out but will not do anything to help you replace them in any way, for anyone over the age of 18. They will pull them all and leave you toothless. Which doesn't make your health outlook much better considering the choices of foods you are left with if you end up toothless. Currently happening with a family member. Also you're entitled to transport under medicaid but if you're having a sedated procedure, you have to have someone with you or they won't transport you. Which leaves you needing private transportation but you're in the same boat, cause if you had someone to go with you to begin with you wouldn't need transport. Smdh, it's a lot.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the first year of the NHS it was (along with prescription glasses & prescriptions regardless of age) but they had underestimated how many people went without much needed medical treatments leading up to it's implementation and the government were forced to cut some services (because raising taxes is scary) but 'free' dental care is available to those that absolutely need it and don't have the finances.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in US for glasses. Medicaid will pay for a eye exam but doesn't pay anything towards glasses or contacts for anyone over the age of 18.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NHS covers dental. Hospitals have emergency dental units, and NHS dentists exist. I'm with one, across town, amazing people and all covered.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not gonna lie, this still sounds absolutely amazing. The fact that you have to pay to NOT die in a freak accident makes the US look like a third world country. I'll take the free life-saving surgery!!!!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Americans have this weird idea that Brits have bad teeth. We don't. We have natural teeth. We just don't slap retainers on every child and bleach our teeth to oblivion to get that 'perfect Hollywood smile'.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you wonder why people has bad teeth? that's why. teeths should be include. it's f*****g expensive. i brush my teeth and even used dental floss. i don't get cavities... but i have 2 cracks in my teeth and no money to fix it. i live with the pain until next year where i hope to have money to fix it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually i don't get why dental care is not included! In my country also is not free and we have free healthcare! So it seems like the governments don't consider it a medical issue even though you can get a lot of problems from the teeth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in spain. There are public dentists but they are so little that is basically impossible to get an appointment. Also why vision is never covered by the social care? I need my glasses for everything. I cant even read without them and I am suposed to be blind "with distance".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teeth do get into free healthcare in Spain only if they are a health risk. Extraction due to infections and things like that. In Uk on the 2000's i got my mouth done by healthcare fir free. I dunno how is it now.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

S**t ,,,some one should have told my dentist that before he ripped out half my teeth ,, not due to poor hygiene,,, due to an accident I had and I broke most of my front teeth and had to have them extracted

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A study a while back found that the stereotype of bad British teeth is very outdated and that children there have fewer cavities than many other industrialized countries, including the US.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had no idea some people are just so f*ing dumb. Teeth are a major medical issue (as well as cosmetic) Both my parents who were the top dentists in the UK did free work on the NHS. (If you got them you won the jackpot for FREE) what an absolute asshole. BTW the way foxes die in the wild is tooth decay and starvation.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not free, either. We pay via taxes/NI subscriptions. Idiot.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would go to a doctor for your teeth and not a dentist?! That there is your problem.

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This is actually kind of funny, since the British are known for bad teeth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the 70s! They are in the top 5 for dental care worldwide. Just not common in the UK to go for those blindingly white veneers (that don't last and can cause problems). Gum/mouth infections can occur if the veneers that are fitted are too large. If there is overhang from the veneer, bacteria can develop and cause an infection, along with soreness of the gums and swelling. – Sensitive teeth, if too much enamel is removed during the preparation procedure, teeth can become sensitive and cause discomfort.

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NHS covers dental health. You still have to pay a bit unless you're a child/ receiving benefits etc. It doesn't cover cosmetic stuff though. That means British teeth ARE HEALTHIER than American teeth, but they're unusual colours and point in different directions.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are normal teeth colour! Plus orthodontics are very common place nowadays.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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