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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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Pepper DeVoe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad told his anti-vax co-workers every time he walks by a radio after getting his shot it turns to static. They all avoid him now. He is much happier.

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Alex K
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

stop shedding genetic matter everywhere! disgosteng!

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Viviane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shed some at work while making a sandwich. Now I know why everyone turned pale.

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Natalia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's a way for anti-vaxs to stay away from those vaccinated, it's ok, it works for me!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now all I want to do is organizing all vaccinated people around their house, shaking like hell to shed all our 'genetic matter' into their gardens, so Stupid can't leave their house no more.

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Aunt Messy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See, and this is how you tell that it's time to cut these people out of your life forever.

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MAL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until they hear about what dust is mostly made up of.

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Max
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As opposed to the virus that the people in this house are almost inevitably shedding?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

**ɴᴏᴛᴇ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ: "ᴡᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴛᴏᴏ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴ. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴜs ɪɴ, ᴇɴᴀʙʟɪɴɢ ᴜs ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ᴏғ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢ sʜᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't wan't to blow their tiny minds, but, as a person with a very full head of hair, I'm constantly shedding my genetic material in my car, tub, friends' houses and more. And as a person in general, I'm constantly shedding skin cells. Even did it before the COVID vaccine existed. ;)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somewhere out there, there are one way tickets for the rocket to the sun with their name on them.

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Jon Steensen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

way too expensive, a bullet only costs a few cents, and might not even be nessesary. Give it a little time and let nature take its course and this kind of stupidity will normally vanish on its own. That is why they invented the Darwing advard.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're such idiots. Now their claiming vaccines turn you into a magnet. Lol.

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Pepper DeVoe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I walk by the fridge I stick to it! And I accidently wiped all my credit cards! /s

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is passive-aggressive part of your genetics, just as ignorance seems to be?..

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Brett Connor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if it weren't happening it would be funny./ BUT IT IS AND F'N SERIOUS.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Attached below: " Thank you very much for letting us know not to go near your house, now we can avoid the transmission of stupidity that is being shed from you"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

genetic matter? it's just jelly beans...your blood turns into jelly beans after taking the shot

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whereas having Covid doesn't transmit any genetic material at all. 🙄

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I'll just leave some genetic matter on his doorstep, then.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They might stick to the metal on the door window and never be able to leave

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Gretchen Esquilin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm scared for them when they find out what causes 90% of dust...LOL

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Dre Mosley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, wouldn't want to expose you to my 5G radiation or expose your kids to autism. *rolls eyes*

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Paul Z.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... I do not want to come in, you inbred, uneducated waste of flesh and bones!😄

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Julie Harden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about shedding genetic matter, but my 5G reception is off the charts! Faster downloads for everyone!

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Lyn Moffett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does it look like eh,, would that be like electrical sparks flying in all directions from our bodies. I can't believe the absolute tripe that some people let fall outta their mouths

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, so. Some types of vaccines do cause something called "shedding" which is, as they say, a possible transmission of certain virus. It happens when the vaccine uses live viruses. HOWEVER, Covid-19 vaccines (or any newer vaccines for that matter) are RNA vaccines, that is, they don't use live viruses and therefore, there's no shedding.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like it. At least to know that you want to stay clear of these covidiots.

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Jjjane20
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got my vaccine today, what exactly am I shedding? I haven't noticed anything yet.

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t get it to start with. I was thinking that they meant that they could still have had contact with the virus and be spreading it even though vaccinated themselves. I get it now🙄

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maaaaaybe, these are just very tidy people - aka germaphobs!:))

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See but like we kinda already do that anyways by hairs randomly falling out and dead skin cells coming off

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I came here strictly for the comments..u all did not disappoint!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn I think by these comments, their genetic mental material has left the building.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is that inJection a spelling error, could it be inFection? TBH, Infection makes more sense and person didn't check. Who accused vaccines of transmitting genetic matter?

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Meanwhile in China, they are doing gaokao

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I don't know there are reports valid reports of menstrual changes in post menopausal women just from being around vaccinated people with the covid vaccine. I dont really want vaccinated people around me because cdc said 5 years at the earliest to known the actually effects of the shot. I would rather get covid and have natural immunity. Also lets not forget they are pretty much confirming it was created in a lab.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leah Helbig you absolutely do not want covid. I had it way at the beginning and honestly didn't think I was going to make it. I'm still recovering over a year later. Please quote your information from the CDC regarding this 5 year timescale. My husband is a scientist and they are monitoring the vaccine and its effects 24/7. I live in the U.K. and I can promise you that this 5 year timescale is completely false. And nobody has confirmed it was created in a lab. The fact is, it's a nasty virus in some. I'm not even in an at risk group, I have no underlying conditions and I almost died. A younger friend, who was only 30, did die of covid and he hit the gym every day of his life. You should rethink your convictions.

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If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

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This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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