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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

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This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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qwerty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF?? I sincerely hope that she has never dated anyone.

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Hans
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Promoting domestic violence also does not sound like a good cause...

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damnit when will women wake up and stop normalising hitting guys! Its not comedy. Its not funny. Its abuse and they all are a walking nightmare of harm

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RandomBeing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ikr?? Same with guys. It's not okay to normalize any form of abuse. That being said I don't believe that's okay myself nor know anybody personally who does (I think) My school has done a pretty good job on abuse education.

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tiari
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow it’s reassuring to see that there is not only bad women’s anatomy out there… How on earth do these people come up with these ideas?

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Brendan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's worse - her mistrust, her BS biology lesson, or her advocacy of domestic violence.

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Elena Ktmr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I have read in a tabloid paper that some woman was weighing her man's balls to check if he was cheating her. Jesus, they are plenty of them out there!

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Ria C.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had an acquaintances wife who would "weight" his testicles in a tub full of water to see if they floated (=empty in her mind) to see if he was cheating. I wish I was kidding!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything about you screams stupid. Your looks, your screen name, your speech / writing pattern...I am even questioning the amount of experience you have with male reproductive organs. But you do you, or however your kind speaks..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her sole justification is that her man's balls should be full until she pleasures him. If they're deflated she thinks it's because he's cheating. Her own logic is flawed because there's this thing called masterbation.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By that logic, it could also mean that he jerked it recently. Having a GF doesn't mean that doesn't happen anymore 😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, I remember being a kid back in 1999 in Romania (10 years after the revolution) when we first got hit by the trend of internet cafes so we were flocking these places. Anyway, one of these things was owned by a weird couple. She was aggressive as hell and he was almost always drunk. I remember one time I wanted to go to the toilet and to do that I had to pass through a hallway where they were having a major argument. I eventually picked up my courage to walk through and there I see this guy drunk as a skunk, half naked from the waist down sitting in a laundry basket filled with water while his wife was punching him in the head screaming on the top of her lungs that his balls sunk so "who's the bit*c?"....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Domestic abuse is never ok! I hate that there doesn't seem to be the backlash towards women who abuse their partners that is rightly aimed at men who hurt their girlfriends. Being angry at your partner does not give you the right to hurt them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many men has she dated to be able to collect those facts?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm feeling really bad about all the potential men in her life and hope they get clued in to her social media posts on this topic prior to any involvement, cause damn it man! She's dumber than a box of rocks.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

welcome to the Social Networks Scientists Era, in which you can get your degree and diploma in just 5 minutes after doing your "research"...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to have chat with my body...according to this I've been cheating but I didn't know about it. My body has got a whole next life without me.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wide eyed followed by laughter. that's about all this is worth.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were a girl, I would never date a guy whose balls look like balloons, pumped up or saggy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No violence in the bedroom. Or anywhere. What's with all the "peace" Xmas songs you sing? Everybody wants world peace.

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Waiton Farrell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it a sperm thing? Is that what she thinks? I have so many questions.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea then when he has had enough of getting beaten over this inane remark and hits back. He. The poor sap will be arrested.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

show your work, lady! go get a sex change and see how your "nuts" show your faithfulness lol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If by some chance she actually believes this: that is not why balls sag

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You begin to see why "woke" is used as an insult by certain people…

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is just a ruse from some bloke to get their partner playing with their s*****m

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I may be wrong, but I really feel like this one may be satire? It seems too on-the-nose as a response to the people who claim you can tell a woman is a virgin because of her [insert completely normal anatomical variances here, like thigh gap/boob size/etc.] But it's so hard to tell these days.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should be banned in being able to post stuff on line!🤦

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all they are scrotal sacs not balls. Second of all WTF did you get your medical degree.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think having balls that are basketballs are healthy nor possible. Saggy is kinda normal I think

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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