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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

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This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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Penny Fan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look, labia come in as many different sizes/shapes/colours as there are people. And they are not affected by the amount of c***s entertained.

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Momma Jess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genetics...it's called genetics... THAT'S what determines the design of a woman's vag. This woman is disturbed

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ma'am, that's a ham sandwich. Your obsession with your daughters' and Taylor Swift's genitals is disturbing.

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Dre Mosley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh. The appearance of the labia/vulva isn't determined by how much or how little sex a woman is having. A complete virgin could look like the left. I'm truly shocked that that post came from a female.

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Mandy Renn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that's put me off eating for a while. This is screwed on so many levels I don't even know where to start.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are you posting representations of your daughter's pussy on the internet?????

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Something
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. The shape thing is a myth. 2. You should not be this concerned with your daughter's private parts.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never had someone ruin a sandwich so quickly for me.

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Johanna
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She must be really bad at anatomy. Its absolutely normal for girls to look like this. And then comes the good old aging.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She doesn't even know the anatomical name of what she's describing. An actual women is saying this. Internalized misogyny is a killer

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Edison Michael
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would freaking die if my mother posted a picture claiming it represents my genitalia.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody's vulva looks like the right. You'd be missing labia if it did. Also, stop calling vulva, vagina!....and hold on, the entire reason she preaches Christianity is to make sure women's vulvas look like that?!?!! I hate people.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't hate people, hate the stupidity. Also this woman is not a real christian if that is her main reason for being one. I feel sorry for her child.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewww, you checking out your daughters privates? Freaking pervert....then comparing them to someone else, how thoughtful

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vaginas come in all shapes, none are incorrect. Also sex does not alter your labia

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This woman is absolutely disguisting what dit Taylor ever do to her WTF

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It concerns me that someone is thinking about their daughters' anatomy this much.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why would anyone, apart from taylor swift and her partner be concerned with taylor swifts's vagina?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd say the right represents her brain and the left represents her mouth.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with thinking of your child's vagina as a sandwich. Nothing to see here Child Protective Services.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You stupid Mother F****r, MY I suggest you go sit on a mirror!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently her feed was so full of stuff like this they shut her down

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neither of those is an accurate depiction on a vagina, but even if they were, your daughters are going to have some health complications involving menstruating if theirs are that closed up, just saying.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah... he just imply that taylor swift is a whore for sleeping around. even if it's true, who cares as long as SHE decide too? must be that kind of guy who would give a thumbs up to his son after he has sex with someone.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does he know what his daughters downtowns look like. Not cool

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a fellow Swiftie and a Christian, I say this lady deserves to go to Hades for shaming people, as it is a sin.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vulva, not vagina, firstly. Secondly, how did Jennifer see Ms. Swift's vulva? Thirdly, people are BORN with different forms of labia, it's not an indication of the number of times you've had sex.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Medical nonsense. Nothing physically changes if you got a fat kitty, it stay fat. If you got a skinny kitty, it stay skinny. Is this a guy thing? No girl ever gonna believe this.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So disgusted by this woman. Disrespect to TS, how absolutely unnecessary. What a shallow woman. Taylor would make a better role model than this uncouth mother....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish we could use gifs on here to show my disgust *inserts the Team America vomiting gif*

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most disgusting, disturbing, awful post!!!! Loss for words

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gawd. Imagine being married to that... (I mean the mom, britney looks great)_

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Penny Kemper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he's seen his daughter virgins? Obviously does know about genetic differences .

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously this woman is ignorant, but I'll never look at a ham sandwich the same again.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suppose according to the same logic, chaste men can be distinguished from the slutty ones by their diminutive phalluses (phalli?), right? In that case, someone might be confusing cause and effect...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Erm... 7 levels of hell according to Dante. Good luck with that.... damn ....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good christians always think of vulvas when they handle lunch meat.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favourite Gospel verse is the one where the Saviour compares Taylor Swift's vajayjay to a ham baguette, so thankful that people are out here sharing the real words of the Bible.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am confused....if she's comparing there vulvas...her daughters gotta b old...so when did d mom go 2 see her daughters n taylor's vulva......n mom also f*****g entertaining body shaming...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poster of this clearly has voyeur sexual tendencies herself. This not the product of a stable and well adjusted mind.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤦‍♀️ I hope she doesn't also have a son, not because of the possibility comparing some kinds of fruit or vegetables on the internet but because of the future relationships of their kids with human bodies/their partners bodies. Their view will be pretty much distorted.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you have been looking at your daughter vagina huh I send the cops to your house if I thought you actually seem them. But this proves you haven't .........unless

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ham sandwiches are not accurate representations of that particular body part.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her daughters' looks a little dry and crusty, she may want to see an ob/gyn ASAP! Or slap some Mayo on it!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The way you eat your sandwiches doesn't make you a better person. (Yes, I do know what its supposed to mean...it's just to stupid to acknowledge).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there a correlation between idiocy and Christianity? I'm curious.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed while being grossed out. I'm worried I'm going to turn inside out now.

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I heard a story told by an acquaintance long time ago. She had a friend, a virgin.. at least her vagina was. You get what i mean?

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I once saw an ad using that picture, it was for vaginal reconstruction surgery. I found it clever and funny, but some of my friends were outraged. People take shït on the internet way too seriously.

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Lol taylor does give off kind of a whore vibe i mean come on girl how many failed relationships you going have till you realize your the common demoniator

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how many your comments till you'll realize you're a an idiot? Shame on you.

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yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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