As anybody who's been to Japan (or anybody who frequently visits Bored Panda) will know, there's no shortage of things to do in the Land of the Rising Sun. We're not just talking about eating, cosplaying, and visiting awesome temples, either. We're talking about perusing the clothes stores in search of funny t-shirts with the best (or more like worst) examples of English turned Engrish via comically bad translations. Hunting for translation fails is precisely what somebody who goes by the name of critcrawl did recently. As you can see from these hilariously funny translations, they weren't disappointed with the results! Dainty Protagonist has to be our favorite - a t-shirt slogan that truly hits home. Which of these t-shirt fails do you sympathize the most with? Let us know in the comments!

#1

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Captain Planet
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahaha I want this shirt and wear it to all the birthday's I go. XD

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#2

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe this one is not really badly translated ^^

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#3

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Wearing this surely qualifies as one of the d owns.

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#4

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah well, I always tought i'd have a square future, who knows!

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#5

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Community Member
3 years ago

Dude free zone

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#6

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troufaki13
Community Member
3 years ago

Τastes a bit funny :P

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#7

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Justina Palinavičiūtė
BoredPanda Staff
3 years ago

This sounds cute, can even imagine that.

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#8

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criminalgirl
Community Member
3 years ago

Not far enough.

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#9

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Holly Hofmann
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, ight then.

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#10

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Molly Block
Community Member
3 years ago

What?????

Joseph Eriksson
Community Member
3 years ago

Like "Molly Block" makes any more sense... ;)

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Mako San
Community Member
3 years ago

My favorite shirt from Japan (that I bought as soon as I laid eyes on it) says: People in the NEWS! My best friend He's their pet He's not a pain in the trunk!

Swarf
Community Member
3 years ago

So... "He ain't heavy, he's my brother."

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Echo
Community Member
3 years ago

It looks like a sample slide from a PowerPoint or something.

M O'Connell
Community Member
3 years ago

Actually, I might wear this one. It's food-for-thought.

Bonnie Nicholson
Community Member
3 years ago

GUESS I MISSED THE BOAT - DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE ONE OF THEM???

As If
Community Member
3 years ago

Do they really manage to sell these things?

Monika Przymuszala
Community Member
3 years ago

'Should we come up with a decent design? Nah, just print out the example, it'll be fine' lol

Ged Maybury
Community Member
3 years ago

Surely they meant "Major Transport with the Aid of Other Delivery"? Hell; everyone knows that!

Iceroyalmilktea
Community Member
2 years ago

they just put on whatever....lol

Cheryl Birkhimer
Community Member
3 years ago

Excuse me?

Grai Joseph
Community Member
3 years ago

someone is wearing that right now

Sel Bonda
Community Member
3 years ago

Please, let me strangulate myself with this Tee...not why ask do!

Natalie Would
Community Member
3 years ago

Copy editors, Let's go to Japan! Love to take that job. (Written in haiku;))

Pattie Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

Now this just makes no sense at all. Gibberish would be easier to understand

Susan Ramsay
Community Member
3 years ago

I's like to see what it is supposed to read. I think you missed the boat. Or boat gone away, you.

arthur lindsay coker
Community Member
3 years ago

For all uber drivers

Kiyomi Calwell
Community Member
3 years ago

This is Chinese translation though.

Tanya Kysel'ova
Community Member
3 years ago

exactly - what??

Phillip Moderow
Community Member
3 years ago

Ditto--I don't get any of it.

Craig Wright
Community Member
3 years ago

LOve it! I don't wear that.

💖 Stacy Rae 💖
Community Member
3 years ago

Da fuq?

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