In 1992’s ‘Jurassic Park’, Jeff Goldblum’s character makes a scathing statement against the park’s owner for not considering the consequences of what they've created. He says, “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
It’s a great line that also foreshadows the disaster about to unfold. However, nothing can prepare you for what you're about to see here, and clearly, the designers of these items didn’t ask themselves this question either.
We can’t fault them for their craftsmanship and skill though, just their lack of judgment for aesthetics. It can be summed up best as the phrase ‘Awful Taste But Great Execution’ (ATBGE) based on the subreddit of the same name. And Bored Panda has collected the most garish but technically flawless things from it for all to see. When you’re ready, check out parts one, two and three as well!
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The subreddit currently has 1.5M members and counting, so it’s clear that people are enjoying the designs in their own special way. It’s hard to look away from some of the stuff, not because it’s great looking or anything. It’s more like watching a car crash—horrific but enthralling at the same time.
The wreck of ideas and lack of taste makes us wonder what was going through the minds of the creators as they realized their ideas from start to finish. But we’ll never know for sure where they draw their inspiration from. The only thing that’s certain is that they have the skills to pull off their works.
This Day Of The Dead Costume
This “Up Cycled” Bathtub
I don't hate it. Just needs some drainage holes in the seat and a pillow
It can take some time to learn a craft and become the master of it, but it’s rewarding in the end. In his book, The Story of Philosophy, writer and philosopher Will Durant wrote, "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit."
He probably never envisioned seeing every type of clothing imaginable rendered in denim and awkwardly renamed with the prefix from ‘jeans’. Now we have all kinds of fashion atrocities and things that should not be, with names such as jandals, joots or a jong (the last one is best left to the imagination).
But the creators here have practiced enough and, although questionable in taste, we can look at their work in a different light than what’s immediately in front of us. Either from their need to create within or even being commissioned to build something, they started from almost nothing and made something of it. And like it or not, you are seeing their works online.
Orange County Museum Of Art
That Stool
This Beard, Oh My God That Beard
Look it's Barbossa! · "For too long I've been parched of a shave and unable to quench it. Too long I've been twiddling to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my beard nor the spray of the shaving foam."
Great Paint Job, Less Than Tasteful Color Palette
Honestly I like it. And Victorians traditionally have a bright ( though admittedly not neon) color palette. Looks like a fun eccentric artist would live here.
This Family Photo. Sure It’s The Kid’s Gonna Be Posting It R/Blunderyears In A Couple Years
This Rat Taxidermied As Gary Oldman's Dracula
It looks like Stuart Little got a part in the school's annual Shakespeare performance.
Salarmy Of The Dead
Hi can I pls have the severed arm on the left? Thx so much making a special dinner tonight UwU
Spine Candles
Honey, Don’t Forget Your Jandals
A Well Executed Monster Truck Dad Joke
Still so much better than a lift kit and truck nuts, or the fiberglass bodykit for a Honda Civic
What Would You Call This Hairstyle? Because I'm At A Loss For Words Rn
Anatomical Tartlets
Now That’s How You Show Off A Tattoo
Slav Chess
This Elvira Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Ok, honestly its so kitschy it's kinda cool. My friend would have totally owned this
Jellyfish Hair
Honestly it doesn't look terrible on her and clearly its supposed to be art, not practical fashion.
Atleast You Will Never Have To Tell Anyone You Are Certifiable...
Found In A House That's For Sale Nearby
This... House?
Reverse Mermaid Tattoo
Far be it from me to question the anatomy of a reverse mermaid, but... whoever the artist is, they do NOT understand human anatomy, because the right leg, knee bent, makes no goddamned sense. There's no way a thigh bone works like that. Does an up-vote mean I hate this and the list is about horrible shite that gets voted as horrible, or do I need to down-vote this to show my dislike for the content???
You Think She Likes Doritos?
Doge
This is in Tirau, Aotearoa New Zealand. The entire street is like this.
I Saw The ATM Posts And I Thought Why Not Share This Gem From Mersin, Turkey
Pregnant, Christian Mermaids. Too Many Questions
Yeah either she should lay eggs like a fish and he fertilize them or he should be the pregnant one like a seahorse.
Moss Chairs For Some Reason
I could see as set dressing for a photo shoot. For every day use, no.
This Rock With A Mouth In It
I Feel This Belongs Here...
These Food Earrings
Probly Wasnt Easy But...
Crystal Basketball Chandelier
A Subtle Conversation Piece
Fine China Envies This Decorative Toilet Bowl
Honestly this was normal for the Victorian era and the Schiphol airport puts bug decals in the toilets to encourage men to aim better anyway
This "Pink Lemonade Lips" I Found On Instagram Makes Me Uncomfortable In A Herpes Kind Of Way
Moldy Fruit Made Out Of Gemstones
Is It Tuesday Yet?
That fish will fall out and look like a muddy blob in less than a year too
Bulbasaur Haircut
The Michael Trinity
This Kitchen In An $8.6m Home In The Atlanta Area
Throughout the centuries, the rich have dazzled us with their garish lack of taste.
I'm not saying I like it, but it could be even worse. Anyone else seen the purple kitchen in the renovation thread?
Yeah! "What is wrong with the market" they said.
Load More Replies...I thought the exhaust hood over the stove was some sort of Hallowe’en decoration.
I'd like to see the rest of it. As soon as I saw this, I thought of Donald Trump. Isn't that silly?
Just gaudy... Good to know that if I had the money to buy this house, I'd have the money to clean up my puking and re-do it...
If anyone wants to see the listing I found it. It has been on the market for 104 days. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1230-W-Garmon-Rd-Atlanta-GA-30327/249117868_zpid/
I viewed all the photos and my brain is unable to process what I saw, yet somehow I cannot unsee it.
Load More Replies...I like my house to have a more cozy feel, as in it would be possible for people to comfortable live there. This is not it.
Love the double gas ranges, two sinks, and just look at all that counter space with that huge island. Not a fan of the layout and how it has been decorated. Where is the fridge? I want some counter space on either side of the ranges.
I have seen beautiful Spanish style kitchens such as in Scotty's Castle in Death Valley, CA and they would have done themselves a favor by visiting the place and seeing a well done one.
IF they had left the black out and the gold trim designs everywhere and the chandeliers out it would not look too bad. Copied and going to photoshop that crpa out.
OK, now this one is just plain awful. No grace, no humor, just "I've got more money than you. So there."
I actually love the lay out but the gold on cabinets is too busy and just gaudy imo as are chandeliers. Different backsplash instead of marble slabs on the wall. Altho I might be able to live with marble on the wall if the rest of the kitchen didn't look so pretentious
I don't relish cleaning grease off chandeliers daily, I don't even think I'd know how!
If they toned it down by 1/2 (except the lighting fixtures, tone those down by 3/4) it might not be so bad. Like opt for a wood floor and solid wall color instead of marble, calm down the backsplash and reduce the gold detailing a little. Even then, I cannot imagine tryin to keep this kitchen clean.
Hmmm... Yeah, the twisted columns are gothic and renaissance while the rest is neoclassical and baroque, but still, it is not that bad.
Yup. One Even Has A Filling
Wicker Basket Toilet
Clearly you aren't meant to use it as an actual toilet, but for the life of me I can't figure out what else it's meant to be used for. Except possibly a laundry basket.
This “Litter” Decoration That’s Made For An Aquarium
I Would Just Wear A Hair Net At This Point
This Amazing Bed Frame
Forever Unclean
My Friend Went To A Wedding Where They Had A Guy Handing Out Martini Olives In A Bathtub Full Of Olives
Buff Sugestive Olaf Cake...
Double-Sided Western Boots By Shayne Oliver
Note: this post originally had 83 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
I'm not certain whether to upvote or downvote the terrible designs. But again, its a post enough bad taste, so...upvote?
I guess just upvote the interesting ones, good or bad, and don't upvote the boring ones.
Load More Replies...awful taste? most of these are for people with great taste. Not all tho.
Yep, a lot of ugly unused items. I finally quit. Since I don't enjoy them why bother!
I'm not certain whether to upvote or downvote the terrible designs. But again, its a post enough bad taste, so...upvote?
I guess just upvote the interesting ones, good or bad, and don't upvote the boring ones.
Load More Replies...awful taste? most of these are for people with great taste. Not all tho.
Yep, a lot of ugly unused items. I finally quit. Since I don't enjoy them why bother!