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Trillian • commented on 2 posts 15 hours ago

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

Goes to show that even when you have naming laws dumb parents will find a way.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

My sister had a girl in class with that last name. I always wondered if she wanted to go to the US, would she have to beep her last name 😂?

Trillian • upvoted 2 items 16 hours ago

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

It is a not-common surname in Germany. There use to be a F**k Volkswagen dealership in Brazil, started by a German immigrant.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

Just call him Henry.

Trillian • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

Please consider paying your workers for the jobs they do.

“AITA For Causing My Husband To Get Fired?”

All these guys must be PHENOMENAL in bed bc I literally can think of no other reason why someone would put up with them for more than a week.

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

Please consider paying your workers for the jobs they do.

“AITA For Causing My Husband To Get Fired?”

All these guys must be PHENOMENAL in bed bc I literally can think of no other reason why someone would put up with them for more than a week.

People Who Were Scared To Their Core Share Their 30 Spine-Chilling Experiences

Why would someone you don't know have a KEY???

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Yes and the uncensored pic was in like every German newspaper.

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Trillian • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

While checks have not really existed in Germany any more for decades and most banks do not accept them, some countries still use them, although very sparingly (e.g. France or Spain). I have some difficulties to understand why the US, who otherwise have nearly made the step to a cashless society, still insist on this old-fashioned way of payment, even for such essential costs as rent or utility bills.

Trillian • upvoted 10 items 2 days ago

40 Examples Of Beauty Salons Doing People Dirty

Plucking or electrolysis would be better routes. Just don’t take too much off. Eyebrow styles change a lot from year to year.

This Online Group Has People Posting "All Things That Seem Straight Out Of A Fairytale", And Here Are 40 Of Their Most Bewitching Pics

Burg Eltz, actually. Germany, near Koblenz. It has been a popular spot for making fairytale and aventure movies for some time.

40 Examples Of Beauty Salons Doing People Dirty

Plucking or electrolysis would be better routes. Just don’t take too much off. Eyebrow styles change a lot from year to year.

This Online Group Has People Posting "All Things That Seem Straight Out Of A Fairytale", And Here Are 40 Of Their Most Bewitching Pics

Burg Eltz, actually. Germany, near Koblenz. It has been a popular spot for making fairytale and aventure movies for some time.

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We were at the beach and my son needed to use the washroom. I took him and my 2 year old daughter into the washroom, my son went into the stall to do his thing. Because his swim trunks were wet, he had trouble pulling them up. I went in the stall to help him for literally 15 seconds and when I came out my daughter was gone. I ran out of the washroom, looked to the beach, she wasn't in sight. I started screaming her name and i couldn't find her anywhere. Then someone said "I think I saw her at the playground". I ran up a grassy hill and saw her on the slide. That minute she was missing was the scariest moment of my life.

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Trillian • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

Actually I don't want anyone in the bathroom with me. Not even while I'm brushing my teeth.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

We have fresh milk in refrigeration and the longer-lasting kind non-refrigerated.

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

Actually I don't want anyone in the bathroom with me. Not even while I'm brushing my teeth.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

We have fresh milk in refrigeration and the longer-lasting kind non-refrigerated.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

It's not as bad as that. We might make fun of them and we won't drink their beer, but otherwise we're good.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

Nobody would bat an eye if you were streaking through the streets of Cologne. We're well used to that. But yeah, only weirdos smile at random people lol

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

Almost everyone I know who spent time in the US (like longer than a vacation) has gained weight. And everyone lost it within weeks of coming back. They really have hidden calories everywhere.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

Yeah, even my 11 year old son wouldn't drink the soda is the US because it was so very sweet.

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Trillian • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

So he's superman?

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

Mary Poppins style

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

So he's superman?

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

Mary Poppins style

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

Spoiler alert: They NEVER forget. Even if they forget everything else.

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Trillian • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Using The Bathroom Together

Even though my wife and I have been happily married for 6 years, we decided we would never go for a s**t while the other is in the shower. We're just not going there.

Trillian • upvoted an item 5 days ago

30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Give Their Children, As Shared In This Facebook Group

Boner.

Trillian • commented on a post 1 week ago

Entitled Brother Drops His Kids Off At Sister's House Without Asking, Wants Her To Pay For Childcare After She Refuses To Babysit

Women on Reddit, you need to learn a new word: NO. Actually it‘s a full sentence.

Trillian • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

"Always look on the bright side of life"

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

Do people nowadays not know about MASH? Apart from all the jokes it's actually very informative abot the Korean War.

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

"Always look on the bright side of life"

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

Do people nowadays not know about MASH? Apart from all the jokes it's actually very informative abot the Korean War.

30 Awkward, Wild, And Infuriating Stories Shared By People Who Accidentally Caught Their Partners Cheating With Someone Else

It was still in the box.

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Trillian • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Well at least it's not her name so he can re-use it

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Well the nose looks accurate

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Well at least it's not her name so he can re-use it

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Well the nose looks accurate

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Don't litter. Anywhere.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

I love MASH

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Maybe this is why we have those lists detailing what to to stay safe in hotels :-)

12 Hotel Safety Hacks For Solo Travelers, As Shared By This Flight Attendant

IKR? I have never done either of these things, never felt uncomfortable at a hotel, never had anything happen or even witnessed any attempts. Am I just lucky or are these list makers paranoid? Or what country are they talking about?

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Trillian • commented on 2 posts 15 hours ago

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

Goes to show that even when you have naming laws dumb parents will find a way.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

My sister had a girl in class with that last name. I always wondered if she wanted to go to the US, would she have to beep her last name 😂?

Trillian • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

Please consider paying your workers for the jobs they do.

“AITA For Causing My Husband To Get Fired?”

All these guys must be PHENOMENAL in bed bc I literally can think of no other reason why someone would put up with them for more than a week.

People Who Were Scared To Their Core Share Their 30 Spine-Chilling Experiences

Why would someone you don't know have a KEY???

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Yes and the uncensored pic was in like every German newspaper.

Trillian • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

Actually I don't want anyone in the bathroom with me. Not even while I'm brushing my teeth.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

We have fresh milk in refrigeration and the longer-lasting kind non-refrigerated.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

It's not as bad as that. We might make fun of them and we won't drink their beer, but otherwise we're good.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

Nobody would bat an eye if you were streaking through the streets of Cologne. We're well used to that. But yeah, only weirdos smile at random people lol

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

Almost everyone I know who spent time in the US (like longer than a vacation) has gained weight. And everyone lost it within weeks of coming back. They really have hidden calories everywhere.

People Are Sharing 30 Things About Europe That Americans Would Find Weird

Yeah, even my 11 year old son wouldn't drink the soda is the US because it was so very sweet.

Trillian • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

So he's superman?

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

Mary Poppins style

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

Spoiler alert: They NEVER forget. Even if they forget everything else.

Trillian • commented on a post 1 week ago

Entitled Brother Drops His Kids Off At Sister's House Without Asking, Wants Her To Pay For Childcare After She Refuses To Babysit

Women on Reddit, you need to learn a new word: NO. Actually it‘s a full sentence.

Trillian • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Well at least it's not her name so he can re-use it

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Well the nose looks accurate

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Don't litter. Anywhere.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

I love MASH

Trillian • upvoted 2 items 18 hours ago

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

It is a not-common surname in Germany. There use to be a F**k Volkswagen dealership in Brazil, started by a German immigrant.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names

Just call him Henry.

Trillian • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

Delusional Job Flyer Blames 'Lazy Workers' For 50% Price Increase, Inspires This TikToker To Share 19 Ridiculous Job Signs

40 Examples Of Beauty Salons Doing People Dirty

Plucking or electrolysis would be better routes. Just don’t take too much off. Eyebrow styles change a lot from year to year.

40 Examples Of Beauty Salons Doing People Dirty

They look like teeth glued on.

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Trillian • upvoted 8 items 2 days ago

This Online Group Has People Posting "All Things That Seem Straight Out Of A Fairytale", And Here Are 40 Of Their Most Bewitching Pics

Burg Eltz, actually. Germany, near Koblenz. It has been a popular spot for making fairytale and aventure movies for some time.

Using The Bathroom Together

Even though my wife and I have been happily married for 6 years, we decided we would never go for a s**t while the other is in the shower. We're just not going there.