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Metaniel • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Checking to be sure he was dead

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

The second shot was what, a spasm?

Metaniel • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

35 Men Finally Get Answers To Their Most Burning Questions About Women That They Never Dared To Ask

You have to feel it. It's like moving a ball through all curves. You will feel when it's right, because you won't feel it at all. When you feel it, try to move it in one of the directions. You can also use tampons with applicators, makes job easy.

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Metaniel • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

30 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life

Sometimes the better path is the less *ethical* one, just live your life to the fullest. I feel its better for those around you to not suffer the burden. Personally idk how I'd be in this situation but, i respect you

30 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life

What's he supposed to do? Devout his life to be a free chauffer?

30 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life

What's he supposed to do? Devout his life to be a free chauffer?

30 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life

Her sister is the cruel, selfish one and caused her situation. OP is justified to feel this way.

35 Men Finally Get Answers To Their Most Burning Questions About Women That They Never Dared To Ask

Sometimes, and this is absolutely not shade on men here, sometimes I'm just not ready for the Solution Mode. men tend to want to fix problems, which is absolutely a good thing, but for me I need some time to sit with my Being Upset before I'm ready to express that upset and hear ideas on how to fix it. Having said that, my (male) BFF sometimes asks now "Are we fixing, or venting?". Vent, then fix!

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Metaniel • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Facts That Are So Niche, Only People In Certain Professions Know About Them, As Shared By Professionals Themselves

I love the term boo boo bus 😂

50 Facts That Are So Niche, Only People In Certain Professions Know About Them, As Shared By Professionals Themselves

That's why you have to measure once and cut twice!

Metaniel • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

Hmm

Pregnant Woman Comes Home From The Hospital To Find Her House Completely Trashed, Is Expected To Clean It All Up, Wonders If She Was Wrong To Call Mom For Help

Thanks for getting the update!

Hmm

Pregnant Woman Comes Home From The Hospital To Find Her House Completely Trashed, Is Expected To Clean It All Up, Wonders If She Was Wrong To Call Mom For Help

Thanks for getting the update!

40 People That Had The Audacity To File Complaints For The Most Stupid Reasons, Only To Be Shamed Online

Laughing with someone while trying to get them fired behind their back - those are the best

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Metaniel • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

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When you absolutely dread getting up in the morning, or are so stressed in the evenings that you can't sleep.

Metaniel • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

Kid Curses Out Mom’s Boyfriend As He Ruined Their Day Out, Woman Backs Him And Sparks A Conflict

More info: I had to cut some stuff out because of the word count. The gas issue I’ll accept was my fault, the pancake mix was perfectly fine but he said it wasn’t and that I was wrong. I decided to let it go and just made something else. And we talk a regular amount, not this much though. I told him to only call if there was an emergency after the third call but he kept calling regardless insisting that being unable to find his hat was an emergency etc. I suppose I should’ve stopped answering but I was scared that the one call I ignored was going to be the emergency one. And I mean he called saying “babe I’m hurt, I can’t walk, something’s wrong it hurts so f*****g much” and then he hung up and didn’t answer my calls so I got scared.

Metaniel • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

Always break spaghetti at least twice and cook pasta for at least 20 minutes.

Metaniel • upvoted 12 items 1 month ago

Boyfriend Finds Out He Has Anemia, Is Furious His Girlfriend Still Went Out To Party

There are clearly bigger issues at play. OP says 'everyone around me says he's controlling, but I don't see it'. Yeah. Run girl, before it's too late, and tell man-child to go eat some bananas.

Boyfriend Finds Out He Has Anemia, Is Furious His Girlfriend Still Went Out To Party

From the extra comments I think there are bigger red flags OP should be taking into consideration.

Boyfriend Finds Out He Has Anemia, Is Furious His Girlfriend Still Went Out To Party

There are clearly bigger issues at play. OP says 'everyone around me says he's controlling, but I don't see it'. Yeah. Run girl, before it's too late, and tell man-child to go eat some bananas.

Boyfriend Finds Out He Has Anemia, Is Furious His Girlfriend Still Went Out To Party

From the extra comments I think there are bigger red flags OP should be taking into consideration.

50 Odd, Yet Hilarious Things People Stumbled Across On Google Maps

Me too, and It's looking much better in a more recent satellite view, you can find it here: 57°25'05.4"N 18°41'56.7"E. The story behind it is cool, especially since the couple created a nature conservancy on their land with this manmade wetland. https://helagotland.se/familj/mysteriet-lost-han-gjorde-karleksbilden-15587745.aspx

50 Odd, Yet Hilarious Things People Stumbled Across On Google Maps

According to my google maps, I once teleported from Toronto to Seattle and then back to Toronto in 13 minutes.

30 Times 'Edgy' People Wanted To Stand Out From 'The Norm' But Ended Up Being Called Out In This Online Group (New Pics)

How does one speak 8 instruments?

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50 Times People Had Awesome Design Ideas And They Got Executed Perfectly, As Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

'TEACE PEACH'

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24 Y.O. Woman Refuses To Move Out Of Her Shared Apartment After Her Roommate Gets Engaged, Roommate Gets Livid

I'm constantly amazed at how entitled people are. To harass the existing lessee is ridiculous. Her mother, also ridiculous.

45 Instances Graphic Designers Didn't Quite Think Through Their Works When Creating Logos

Worst pole dancer ever

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I’m a female person. I once met a woman who told me she hates women and has no female friends because women are too much drama and she’s just one of the guys. Ok. Got it. 👍

50 Times People Took 3D Printing To Another Level And Made These Cool Things (New Pics)

HOW? Do you have a house sized 3D printer and a football stadium full of medium?

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Metaniel • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

30 Of The Most Unnecessary Home Appliances Invented, Some Of Which You Might Still Want To Have

I thought it's a dog toy 😂

22 Y.O. Criticized By Boomer Grandparents For Failing To Move Out, Rants In Surprise How They Live In "Fantasy Land"

I would let them to have a close meeting with the reality. Stop supporting them when it's not needed. You didn't made it? Boo hoo, neither did I. They need a reality check, otherwise they will still live in that paradise

30 Of The Most Unnecessary Home Appliances Invented, Some Of Which You Might Still Want To Have

I thought it's a dog toy 😂

22 Y.O. Criticized By Boomer Grandparents For Failing To Move Out, Rants In Surprise How They Live In "Fantasy Land"

Pregnant Woman Comes Home From The Hospital To Find Her House Completely Trashed, Is Expected To Clean It All Up, Wonders If She Was Wrong To Call Mom For Help

"Update on BIL: his wife admitted to having and affair. She told him she got married too soon and doesn't want the responsibilities of being a mom anymore. I am not sure what will happen with him and his kids but, I am shocked that she feels this way especially with her kids."

Pregnant Woman Comes Home From The Hospital To Find Her House Completely Trashed, Is Expected To Clean It All Up, Wonders If She Was Wrong To Call Mom For Help

Here's update: "Talk with husband: summed up since it lasted 4 hrs. it was a hard talk. He is remorseful. Bil was only supposed to stay for a couple of nights. Then leave originally he thought they would be gone before I got home. He said he is tired and emotionally upset himself. When I originally passed out. My husband left to help a friend move. He came home and found me. He said he has no idea how long I was on the floor hurt. He was originally scared I had died. Since then he has had nightmares. On top of dealing with his family drama. He admitted to dumping his frustration onto me. When it's not my fault. He begged me for another chance. The next steps. We are still separated. He plans on staying at my brother house in his casita. We are going to go to marriage counseling and Individual counseling. He asked if he could come when the home health nurse comes each night and to my Dr's appointments. I agreed to that."

"That Was It For Me": People Share 40 Ridiculous Movie Moments That Ruined It For Them

I've just imagined Rapunzel in new version 😂

40 Tweets From The Official Oklahoma Department Of Wildlife Conservation That Might Make You Laugh

HONK

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Metaniel • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

You measure it with your cinnamon? 🤔

Husband Turns Off His Phone Because His Wife Keeps Calling Him During His Tech-Free Weekend, Misses An Emergency

Intimate doesn't mean sexual! And the OP SAID that the accusations were making him uncomfortable. They're best friends, goddammit. Quit it with the conspiracy theories and focus on the actual problem. If the roles were switched, husband would be TA. So the wife is TA here.

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

You measure it with your cinnamon? 🤔

Husband Turns Off His Phone Because His Wife Keeps Calling Him During His Tech-Free Weekend, Misses An Emergency

Why are the people of this subreddit so obsessed with trying to uncover an assumed gay affair here that probably doesn't even exist? I find it pretty weird ... I've also shared a bed with my best friend for a month when we were doing a little travel together, and nobody ever called us lesbians because of that.

The “What?” Online Community Dedicates Itself To Everything That’s Bizarrely Confusing, And Here Are 33 Of Their Spot-On Posts

I got some bad news

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Metaniel • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of The Weirdest Thing In Your House (Closed)

Metaniel • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

30 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life

And have no respect to the wishes of those who are dying and don't want to go through the medical procedures

35 Men Finally Get Answers To Their Most Burning Questions About Women That They Never Dared To Ask

Metaniel • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Facts That Are So Niche, Only People In Certain Professions Know About Them, As Shared By Professionals Themselves

I love the term boo boo bus 😂

50 Facts That Are So Niche, Only People In Certain Professions Know About Them, As Shared By Professionals Themselves

That's why you have to measure once and cut twice!

Metaniel • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

Kid Curses Out Mom’s Boyfriend As He Ruined Their Day Out, Woman Backs Him And Sparks A Conflict

Metaniel • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

30 Of The Most Unnecessary Home Appliances Invented, Some Of Which You Might Still Want To Have

I thought it's a dog toy 😂

22 Y.O. Criticized By Boomer Grandparents For Failing To Move Out, Rants In Surprise How They Live In "Fantasy Land"

Pregnant Woman Comes Home From The Hospital To Find Her House Completely Trashed, Is Expected To Clean It All Up, Wonders If She Was Wrong To Call Mom For Help

"That Was It For Me": People Share 40 Ridiculous Movie Moments That Ruined It For Them

I've just imagined Rapunzel in new version 😂

40 Tweets From The Official Oklahoma Department Of Wildlife Conservation That Might Make You Laugh

HONK

Metaniel • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

28 People Share Tattoos That Instantly Make A Person Less Attractive

I've had one (and covered it up XD) that said satanic tiger or Satan's tiger XDDD it was meant something else

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

In my country you're also required to provide information from a receipt to prove that you've bought something. Cut down stealing a lot

Metaniel • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

50 Photos Of People Who Are Having A Worse Day At Work Than You (New Pics)

I've worked for a corporations with upper class people and they had to do drug tests. So maybe it depends on the company

50 Photos Of People Who Are Having A Worse Day At Work Than You (New Pics)

I think it's blocking the upper lid, that closes, when you open the drawer

50 Photos Of People Who Are Having A Worse Day At Work Than You (New Pics)

Maybe it's printing polar bears in snow storm 🤷🏻‍♀️

This Instagram Account Collects Images Of The Weirdest Things Sold On eBay, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Finds (New Pics)

That's why they're open close eyes 😂

Metaniel • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Mild And Wholesome Cases Of Vandalism People Have Documented In The Streets (New Pics)

It's the Candy on left side of dad 😂

“Instagram Reality”: 50 Times People Fooled No One With Their Fake Pics Online (New Pics)

What happened to her legs?

Metaniel • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

The second shot was what, a spasm?

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Checking to be sure he was dead

Metaniel • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

30 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life

What's he supposed to do? Devout his life to be a free chauffer?

30 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life

Her sister is the cruel, selfish one and caused her situation. OP is justified to feel this way.

30 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life

35 Men Finally Get Answers To Their Most Burning Questions About Women That They Never Dared To Ask

Metaniel • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

Hmm

Shaming-Funny-Dress-Fashion

Pregnant Woman Comes Home From The Hospital To Find Her House Completely Trashed, Is Expected To Clean It All Up, Wonders If She Was Wrong To Call Mom For Help

Thanks for getting the update!

40 People That Had The Audacity To File Complaints For The Most Stupid Reasons, Only To Be Shamed Online

Laughing with someone while trying to get them fired behind their back - those are the best

Metaniel • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

ChiHawks84 reply

When you absolutely dread getting up in the morning, or are so stressed in the evenings that you can't sleep.

Metaniel • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

Always break spaghetti at least twice and cook pasta for at least 20 minutes.

Metaniel • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

50 Odd, Yet Hilarious Things People Stumbled Across On Google Maps

According to my google maps, I once teleported from Toronto to Seattle and then back to Toronto in 13 minutes.

Boyfriend Finds Out He Has Anemia, Is Furious His Girlfriend Still Went Out To Party

There are clearly bigger issues at play. OP says 'everyone around me says he's controlling, but I don't see it'. Yeah. Run girl, before it's too late, and tell man-child to go eat some bananas.

Boyfriend Finds Out He Has Anemia, Is Furious His Girlfriend Still Went Out To Party

From the extra comments I think there are bigger red flags OP should be taking into consideration.

30 Times 'Edgy' People Wanted To Stand Out From 'The Norm' But Ended Up Being Called Out In This Online Group (New Pics)

How does one speak 8 instruments?

Interesting-Facts-Einsteinfact

50 Times People Had Awesome Design Ideas And They Got Executed Perfectly, As Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

'TEACE PEACH'

Funny-Tiktok-Comments

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