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Mary Kirk • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

Woman Cancels Baby Shower After Friends Ridicule The Name Of Her Unborn Child

She is going thru a difficult time, and seems to be confused about what is a sensible name for her man-child. On another note... I was shopping the other day in a metro Atlanta store and heard a frantic mother calling her child... "Miracle!! Miracle!! Where are you, son??? Miracle!! Come Here!! -- I stopped dead in my tracks to see who she was and what that poor kid looked like... Maybe he was her 'miracle child' -- but to Name him Miracle??? People, please!

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Woman Cancels Baby Shower After Friends Ridicule The Name Of Her Unborn Child

40 Hilarious Times Shops Made Their Customers Laugh Out Loud

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Restaurant Hires Designers To Redecorate Their Bathroom But Doesn't Allow To Change The Tiles, So They Do This

Wonderfully inventive and fascinating!

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Mary Kirk • upvoted 13 items 2 years ago

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

I suspect it was an old prison house and either the agent didn't tell them, or she was ignorant and didn't research info about the place she was offering to her clients. I'd rent the house for like, a month, just to find out where the goddamn door went.

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

I would have liked to see photo's of the mentioned creepy doors, rooms and windows! That would have made the story more exciting than the gifs.

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

I would have liked to see photo's of the mentioned creepy doors, rooms and windows! That would have made the story more exciting than the gifs.

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

Apparently I'm the dumb white woman because I would LOVE to know where this house is.... plus if it IS haunted I bet you would get a GREAT deal on the rent!!!

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

Well- that was pointless. Devil house? Prove it!

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

I wanna know where the doors go!!! 😞😲

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

There should have been some photographs of the place.. and a background story of the house would have been more convincing..

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

no photos? why no photos?

As Somebody Who Works In Retail, This Sign Should Be Posted In Every Store Ever

Was Sitting At My Local Coffee Shop And Randomly Decided To Flip Over The Plastic Triangle Menu They Have On All The Tables

They Mounted A Vegan To The Wall At My Local Butcher Shop

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87-Year-Old Grandma Uses Microsoft Paint In A Way That Would Probably Surprise Even Its Developers

"I have no imagination at all" ?! you've taken a basic, almost joke of a design package and created actual art, your stuff's incredible.

This Smoke Shop's Sign

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Mary Kirk • upvoted 2 items 3 years ago

Jimmy Fallon Asked People To Share Their Dumb Holiday Traditions, And The Responses Are Hilariously Entertaining

That's a lot of candles

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Mary Kirk • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

Woman Cancels Baby Shower After Friends Ridicule The Name Of Her Unborn Child

40 Hilarious Times Shops Made Their Customers Laugh Out Loud

Love

Restaurant Hires Designers To Redecorate Their Bathroom But Doesn't Allow To Change The Tiles, So They Do This

Wonderfully inventive and fascinating!

Mary Kirk • commented on 17 posts 3 years ago

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

You are important... have more faith in yourself - I was there once, and it's not a good feeling.

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

why are you trying so hard to impress others? You are an important person who is here for a reason - Do stuff that makes you happy - not to impress

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

Focus on you.... what makes you happy? (and that does not mean another person) - try some meditation or yoga -

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

It's good to have goals, but Perfection is unattainable and exhausting. try meditation or go to the beach and breathe in the air and listen to the waves -- it will change your soul

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

Some pain never goes away, but lessens a little bit at a time, as time goes by.

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

That's more a commentary about your insecurity, than it is about your friends. Their friendships with others does not diminish their friendship with you.

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

There is good and bad in everyone. You are the most important person in your life. Do your due diligence about people who want something from you...

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

Sounds like you could be a great fiction writer? Why not let these 'stories' do something positive for you instead of being lies about you?

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

You help others because you chose to and not because there might be a big reward at the end. Maybe you gained a great experience or a sense of accomplishment?

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

A missed opportunity... happens to all of us.

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

Stay true to yourself.... Others will believe what they want to believe, and it has nothing to do with you, but rather is a reflection of themselves.

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

and if it gets out that he is dating a journalist? Be more concerned about what is right for you. Why is it a secret? Have more faith and love for yourself than this....

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

It's perfectly OK to say No to these people.... have more faith in yourself

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

Such Love!

Mary Kirk • upvoted 13 items 2 years ago

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

I would have liked to see photo's of the mentioned creepy doors, rooms and windows! That would have made the story more exciting than the gifs.

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

Apparently I'm the dumb white woman because I would LOVE to know where this house is.... plus if it IS haunted I bet you would get a GREAT deal on the rent!!!

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

Well- that was pointless. Devil house? Prove it!

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

I wanna know where the doors go!!! 😞😲

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

There should have been some photographs of the place.. and a background story of the house would have been more convincing..

Husband Notices There's Something Not Right About The House His Wife Wants To Rent, Stops Her Before It's Too Late

no photos? why no photos?

As Somebody Who Works In Retail, This Sign Should Be Posted In Every Store Ever

Was Sitting At My Local Coffee Shop And Randomly Decided To Flip Over The Plastic Triangle Menu They Have On All The Tables

They Mounted A Vegan To The Wall At My Local Butcher Shop

Art, Digital Art

87-Year-Old Grandma Uses Microsoft Paint In A Way That Would Probably Surprise Even Its Developers

"I have no imagination at all" ?! you've taken a basic, almost joke of a design package and created actual art, your stuff's incredible.

This Smoke Shop's Sign

Mary Kirk • upvoted 7 items 3 years ago

Jimmy Fallon Asked People To Share Their Dumb Holiday Traditions, And The Responses Are Hilariously Entertaining

That's a lot of candles

Funny-Dumb-Family-Tradition-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

I've come to the point, where I REALLY don't care, what other ppl think of me. I've always been different, in my looks and my interests...Only what you think of yourself, is important!

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

I don't think you ever have to explain HOW your mom died if people know that it's a sensitive subject for you.

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

You are not to blame and should not let it ruin your life, see a Counsellor for some help, trust me I know

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

I smiled a little at this. You got a hard skin and that's what matters. you're true to yourself

For 100 Days, I Illustrated People In Exchange For Their Secrets

Time to get some help honey. Don't let another person control you like that

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