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Xylle Flora • commented on a post 1 year ago

40 Of The Most Spot-On “School Memes” Shared In This Dedicated Online Group With 28K Members

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS (Detroit:become human reference, it’s the game this picture is from)

Xylle Flora • commented on 30 posts 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Can You Ask Riddles For Us To Try To Figure Out In The Comments? (Closed)

drAgo_n

Russia Just Invaded Ukraine And People Are Going Online To Let Others Know How Scary It Is (30 Posts)

I remember seeing that this morning Edit: I mean the post

50 Times Teachers Hung The Funniest Signs In Their Classrooms And They Ended Up Being Praised Online

By any chance... Ms. Pouncy?

50 Of The Derpiest Cats Caught On Camera (New Pics)

This isn’t very related to the post but the only place I could find to talk about it so there’s this video on YouTube of someone holding up a crying cat, telling viewers to buy mercy so the cat will stop crying but they’re choking the cat, see stuff like this and pls report it

50 Cursed Adverts From 'Ads With Threatening Auras' (New Pics)

It used to say, “ like my nuts”

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics Online (New Pics)

🥺

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics Online (New Pics)

Sorry I’m just annoyed at something else right now

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics Online (New Pics)

You wouldn’t be saying that if you live where I live, where there are huge f*****g annoying anoles outside all them time that I f*****g hate

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

Oh god the back rooms

50 Times People Had Each Other's Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

platonic>romantic. familial>romantic. CAT>ROMANTIC (sorry dont mean to offend anyone I'm just aroace)

35 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Great, hit me up the next time someone's house is on fire.

This Page Collects Photos Of 'Animals With Threatening Auras' (40 New Pics)

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Seriously, are the allos ok?

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

what did laine mean?

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

Your point?

50 Times People Spotted Incorrect But Hilarious English Texts, They Just Had To Share Them In This Group

Ok boomer

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

All these peoples dogs destroying everything, just get a cat

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

Oh gosh

239 Of The Coolest Would You Rather Questions

As an aroace, you know I’m choosing pink

239 Of The Coolest Would You Rather Questions

Only the pinky finger

239 Of The Coolest Would You Rather Questions

Don’t u have a husband tho

50 Times The Universe Decided To Troll One Person Specifically And It Resulted In These Funny Pics

1m likes wtf

Artist’s 29 Funny And Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Same

People Are Sharing 30 'Unwritten' Rules In Their Countries That Tourists Should Know

what if ur shy and can only say salut

The More You Know: Internet Users Share 50 Cool Facts That Everyone Should Know

r/angryupvote

The More You Know: Internet Users Share 50 Cool Facts That Everyone Should Know

username checks out

The More You Know: Internet Users Share 50 Cool Facts That Everyone Should Know

wait so 1 by 2 by 3 by 4 all the wait to 52

I’m Creating A Dark Comic Series That’s Full Of Creepy Small-Town Secrets (Part 3 Of My Horror Webcomic)

ITS HERE ITS HERE

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Xylle Flora • upvoted 7 items 2 years ago

35 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Great, hit me up the next time someone's house is on fire.

50 Times People Spotted Incorrect But Hilarious English Texts, They Just Had To Share Them In This Group

I hate you. /J

35 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Great, hit me up the next time someone's house is on fire.

50 Times People Spotted Incorrect But Hilarious English Texts, They Just Had To Share Them In This Group

I hate you. /J

Artist’s 29 Funny And Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Same

Artist’s 29 Funny And Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

I see Inheritance Cycle, I upvote. Also yeah that would be quite the short ending to the series. "Baby Saphira sneezed, the end"

Artist’s 29 Funny And Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

imagine this had happened with Eragon and Saphira.

The More You Know: Internet Users Share 50 Cool Facts That Everyone Should Know

moon landing was faked. /s

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Yuck, I think it's a horrible smell especially if the grass is moist. Gives me the sniffles.

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Xylle Flora • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Sentence Duolingo Has Ever Given You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Many Of You Are Multilingual (Closed)

Xylle Flora • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Your Sexuality And Have Any Of You Come Out Yet? (Closed)

Xylle Flora • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

What Is The Creepiest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Share The Funniest Things You Found Out About Your Parents? (Closed)

Xylle Flora • submitted 20 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Sentence Duolingo Has Ever Given You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Many Of You Are Multilingual (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type “No Karen” And Let Autocorrect Do The Rest (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Doing And Going To Be For Halloween? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Excuse For Being Late You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Participate In An Autotext Challenge: I Hate It When You... (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type 'I Am' And See What Auto Type Adds (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type In The Words “I Hate People Who” And Let Autocorrect Do The Rest (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About A Pet You’ve Lost That You Will Never Get Over As Long As You Live (Closed)

Hey LGBTQ+ Pandas, What Is The Most Homophobic Thing Anyone Has Said To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Mythical Animal? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Math Jokes? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Why Did You Decide To Join Bored Panda, And What Made You Stay? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Or Most Toxic Friendship You’ve Been In? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Superpower, What Would It Be And Why? (Closed)

Hey Introvert Pandas, Tell Us How You Were Discriminated Against For Your Introversion? (Closed)

Hey Pandas! Girls, Your Vagina Is Named After The Last TV Show You've Watched; Boys, Your Penis Is Named After The Last Song. What Is It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Hate About Your Teacher? (Closed)

Xylle Flora • commented on a post 1 year ago

40 Of The Most Spot-On “School Memes” Shared In This Dedicated Online Group With 28K Members

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS (Detroit:become human reference, it’s the game this picture is from)

Xylle Flora • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

strange planet!!!!! :)

Hey Pandas, What Movie Trope Do You Absolutely Hate? (Closed)

I just remembered in cloudy with a chance of meatballs, Sam did the opposite-she was told to take off her glasses on the weather show but at the end she put them back on

Hey Pandas, Can You Ask Riddles For Us To Try To Figure Out In The Comments? (Closed)

drAgo_n

Russia Just Invaded Ukraine And People Are Going Online To Let Others Know How Scary It Is (30 Posts)

I remember seeing that this morning Edit: I mean the post

50 Times Teachers Hung The Funniest Signs In Their Classrooms And They Ended Up Being Praised Online

By any chance... Ms. Pouncy?

50 Of The Derpiest Cats Caught On Camera (New Pics)

50 Cursed Adverts From 'Ads With Threatening Auras' (New Pics)

It used to say, “ like my nuts”

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics Online (New Pics)

🥺

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics Online (New Pics)

Sorry I’m just annoyed at something else right now

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics Online (New Pics)

You wouldn’t be saying that if you live where I live, where there are huge f*****g annoying anoles outside all them time that I f*****g hate

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

Oh god the back rooms

50 Times People Had Each Other's Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

platonic>romantic. familial>romantic. CAT>ROMANTIC (sorry dont mean to offend anyone I'm just aroace)

35 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Great, hit me up the next time someone's house is on fire.

This Page Collects Photos Of 'Animals With Threatening Auras' (40 New Pics)

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Seriously, are the allos ok?

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

what did laine mean?

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

Your point?

50 Times People Spotted Incorrect But Hilarious English Texts, They Just Had To Share Them In This Group

Ok boomer

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

All these peoples dogs destroying everything, just get a cat

Xylle Flora • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

35 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Great, hit me up the next time someone's house is on fire.

50 Times People Spotted Incorrect But Hilarious English Texts, They Just Had To Share Them In This Group

I hate you. /J

Artist’s 29 Funny And Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

I see Inheritance Cycle, I upvote. Also yeah that would be quite the short ending to the series. "Baby Saphira sneezed, the end"

Artist’s 29 Funny And Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Same

Artist’s 29 Funny And Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

imagine this had happened with Eragon and Saphira.

The More You Know: Internet Users Share 50 Cool Facts That Everyone Should Know

moon landing was faked. /s

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Yuck, I think it's a horrible smell especially if the grass is moist. Gives me the sniffles.

45 Wholesome Rescue Pet Pics To Heal Your Soul (October Edition)

Less dogs, more cats pls

50 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed For It Online (New Pics)

Keep calm and watch the gorillas, who actually try to help f*****g children (cough cough harambe)

40 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They’re Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

I like your name

Hey Pandas, What's Something Everyone Hates But No One Talks About? (Closed)

Why, would you like me to warm it up for you before you do your business?

On A Video Of A Fat Cat

Hey Pandas, Got Any Questions For The Guys?

How do I act more like a guy?

This Artist Remakes Famous Movie And TV Show Posters In A Satirical And Funnier Way (30 Pics)

A 70yo missteps and nearly takes a tumble. That's the level of humor in Murica.

This Artist Remakes Famous Movie And TV Show Posters In A Satirical And Funnier Way (30 Pics)

Actually no Melissa. People in danger of getting hurt are not comedy. Laughing at people you dislike being in danger is an antisocial trait. Laughing at old people being clumsy is punching down. Also stop assuming everyone is from your country, and therefore absolutely must side with one of your two parties.

Customers-Mistaken-Employees-Stories

My kids have the day off from school, so I took the day off from work and we had a Daddy/Daughters day. I took them out to breakfast, and then a trip to the mall. We started off in one of the department stores, and my daughters decided to start looking there for new outfits. Now I love my daughters, but shopping is absolutely not my thing. So while they're looking for clothes I'm standing over by one of the counters waiting and reading on my phone. I hear someone make a noise behind me, so I look up and there's a lady standing there with a huge armful of clothes. I figured she was heading to check out so I moved over to the side of the counter. She says "Excuse me", and I figured she's talking to one of the employees. A few seconds later she yells "EXCUSE ME!", and I look up to see what's going on. That's when I realized she was talking to me. By this time, people are staring at us, including my daughters. This is the rest of the encounter: Me = Me. CL = Crazy Lady. Me: "Yeah?" CL: "Don't 'yeah me'. Take these, I don't want any of them." She sticks the clothes out towards me. Me: "Yeah, I don't work here." CL: "I don't care what department you work in, take the damn clothes." Now on any other day, I would've simply told her to piss off and go find someone who works there. But since I was out with my daughters, I decided to handle it a little differently. Me: "Excuse me?" CL: She's getting really pissed at this point, and she yells again: "TAKE THE GODDAMN CLOTHES!!" and this time she shoves the clothes into my chest. Me: I look down a the clothes for a second, and then look at her with a huge smile on my face: "Master has presented Dobby with clothes... Dobby is freeeee!" and I threw the entire pile of clothes back in her face. She was standing there stunned/shocked, people in the store were cracking up laughing, my oldest daughter was trying to hide because she was "soooo embarrassed" (which is nothing new). I walked over to my girls and asked if they found anything they liked. They hadn't, so we left. As we were walking out I could see CL yelling at a couple of actual employees who looked like they were doing their best not to laugh also.