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ember (former username:jesus) • commented on 23 posts 1 month ago

50 Of The Most Wholesome Cat Posts That Warmed Many People's Hearts

12 years is not 'nough. If you abuse an animal, 'yew get put in da deth hoause with 'neow exceptions.

'Dogspotting' Is A Group Where People Share Their Pure and Hilarious Encounters with Random Dogs (New 45 Pics)

IS THAT A F'UCKING COYOTE

50 Of The Most Wholesome Cat Posts That Warmed Many People's Hearts

12 years is not 'nough. If you abuse an animal, 'yew get put in da deth hoause with 'neow exceptions.

'Dogspotting' Is A Group Where People Share Their Pure and Hilarious Encounters with Random Dogs (New 45 Pics)

IS THAT A F'UCKING COYOTE

50 Posts From The “Wait This Is Wholesome” Facebook Group To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

"NWo, yUrr mWy brEst feeeeend in the whoLe woerld"

50 Posts From The “Wait This Is Wholesome” Facebook Group To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

"NWo, yUrr mWy brEst feeeeend in the whoLe woerld" edit: wrong post

50 Unphotoshopped Pics That Look Fake But Are 100% Real (New Pics)

*shuffle..slippp!*

30 Two-Sentence Horror Stories To Send Shivers Down Your Spine (New Posts)

35 Times ‘Karens’ Acted So Entitled, The Internet Had To Call Them Out For It In This Online Group

Yes, I agree with Dennis! We should have classes like that.

People Are Sharing 30 Things Their Teachers Did That Made Everyone Respect Them Or Had Quite The Opposite Effect

When someone pecerves themselves as overweight, so they progressively starve themselves in a mindset that they are losing weight.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

"It's Fine Until You Look Closer": 35 Photos By Our Community

but when a leg touches your hair..

50 Of The Most Adorable Pets That Found Their Forever Home This April

"you still owe me 3 dollars, remember what I said in 3rd grade..?"

50 Of The Most Adorable Pets That Found Their Forever Home This April

bread, toasty bread, and burnt bread :D

30 Times Someone Implemented A Rule That Massively Backfired

i know there would be at least one kid getting their meaty hands all over bugs whenever possible..i JUST KNOW IT..

40 Times People’s Birthdays Went Terribly Wrong (New Pics)

being a furry isnt a kink dude..a big portion of the people in the fandom are children.

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

EXACTLY. You can't be "made gay." People can't just read something or see something or hear something and magically become gay, lesbian etc after a day.

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

If you feel fine after such a terrible accident, you need help. Listen, I'm no doctor at all but that doesn't sound right.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

i assume it's probably from animals like ducks, chickens, or mice but im not sure

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ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Was The Scariest Or Saddest Thing You Have Ever Heard In School?

ember (former username:jesus) • upvoted 15 items 1 month ago

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

I watch a lot of true crime, and when a woman gets murdered it's actually surprising when it turns out NOT to be the boyfriend/husband.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

This one is so cool. If anybody can draw in an anime backround style could you draw this? It would look so cool!

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

I watch a lot of true crime, and when a woman gets murdered it's actually surprising when it turns out NOT to be the boyfriend/husband.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

This one is so cool. If anybody can draw in an anime backround style could you draw this? It would look so cool!

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

I love moss

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

According to Wikipedia, the eastern brown snake (Pseudonaja textilis) is a species of highly venomous snake in the family Elapidae.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

depends. american brown snake is harmless, the australian counterpart on the other hand will f**k you up

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

Yeah those buggers will actually chase you. 2nd most venomous in the world and bad tempered

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

That baby snake has enough venom to kill several humans

35 Of The Darkest Airline Industry Secrets, Shared By Flight Attendants

I refuse to downvote anyone calling anything bastard flavored.

35 Of The Darkest Airline Industry Secrets, Shared By Flight Attendants

That’s bloody terrifying. And omg the smell 🤢

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

[passes away] = D I E S. Really BP?

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

Also, stop giving her your phone and only text her pics from now on. She has clearly demonstrated that she abuses trust.

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

There are so many seemingly random middle age ladies that walk up to me and give me a hug and I have zero idea who they are. Most of them are the women that knew me when I was a baby and Facebook stalk me. I’ve yet to have the other kind of interaction..

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

Or make any sort of announcement - don't announce pregnancy, don't come out of the closet, don't shine the light on you, period.

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

That's just not realistic. I don't mind men hitting on me if I'm not at work and they're respectful. Some of us do want a partner.

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

So when they the "Lord is coming", i guess they got the spelling wrong..

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ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Was The Scariest Or Saddest Thing You Have Ever Heard In School?

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is An Annoying Thing That Some People Do?

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a new post 4 months ago

Weird

Hey Pandas, Make Up A Short Scary Story.

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a new post 6 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Share A Time Nature Gave You Bad Luck

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Share A Funny Picture Of A Video Game You Took (Closed)

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted 4 new posts 10 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Show An Image Of Your Favorite Animal Being Happy

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Show A Weird Wikihow Image

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Hey Pandas, Show Your Oc

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Hey Pandas, What Fandom Are You In?

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a new post 12 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Show Your Worst Fail At A Video Game

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Funny Thing From Your Childhood You Found?

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is An Annoying Thing That Some People Do?

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Time Nature Gave You Bad Luck

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted 3 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Cat For International Cat Day

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet Being Derpy (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Fandom Are You In?

ember (former username:jesus) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Fear? (Closed)

ember (former username:jesus) • commented on 20 posts 1 month ago

50 Of The Most Wholesome Cat Posts That Warmed Many People's Hearts

12 years is not 'nough. If you abuse an animal, 'yew get put in da deth hoause with 'neow exceptions.

'Dogspotting' Is A Group Where People Share Their Pure and Hilarious Encounters with Random Dogs (New 45 Pics)

IS THAT A F'UCKING COYOTE

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

what is your obsession with "transexual" people?!

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

its "transgender" not "transexual"

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

Insecam I believe

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

sounds like a good story plot..everyone on the internet has their own agent that is responible for stuff like the ads they see, the games they install, etc, and the agents are actual people

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

if he ever gets a girlfriend that has his wants..he'll have to remember that at one point she'll turn 30

30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online

Alright, who installed one of the storytelling apps on the App Store?

50 Posts From The “Wait This Is Wholesome” Facebook Group To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

"NWo, yUrr mWy brEst feeeeend in the whoLe woerld"

50 Posts From The “Wait This Is Wholesome” Facebook Group To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

"NWo, yUrr mWy brEst feeeeend in the whoLe woerld" edit: wrong post

50 Unphotoshopped Pics That Look Fake But Are 100% Real (New Pics)

*shuffle..slippp!*

30 Two-Sentence Horror Stories To Send Shivers Down Your Spine (New Posts)

35 Times ‘Karens’ Acted So Entitled, The Internet Had To Call Them Out For It In This Online Group

Yes, I agree with Dennis! We should have classes like that.

People Are Sharing 30 Things Their Teachers Did That Made Everyone Respect Them Or Had Quite The Opposite Effect

When someone pecerves themselves as overweight, so they progressively starve themselves in a mindset that they are losing weight.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

"It's Fine Until You Look Closer": 35 Photos By Our Community

but when a leg touches your hair..

50 Of The Most Adorable Pets That Found Their Forever Home This April

"you still owe me 3 dollars, remember what I said in 3rd grade..?"

50 Of The Most Adorable Pets That Found Their Forever Home This April

bread, toasty bread, and burnt bread :D

30 Times Someone Implemented A Rule That Massively Backfired

i know there would be at least one kid getting their meaty hands all over bugs whenever possible..i JUST KNOW IT..

40 Times People’s Birthdays Went Terribly Wrong (New Pics)

being a furry isnt a kink dude..a big portion of the people in the fandom are children.

ember (former username:jesus) • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

'Catspotting' Is A Facebook Group Where People Share The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Cats (40 Pics)

racoon cat

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

I watch a lot of true crime, and when a woman gets murdered it's actually surprising when it turns out NOT to be the boyfriend/husband.

30 Two-Sentence Horror Stories To Send Shivers Down Your Spine (New Posts)

Unfortunately a reality for a lot of people

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

That baby snake has enough venom to kill several humans

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

depends. american brown snake is harmless, the australian counterpart on the other hand will f**k you up

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

According to Wikipedia, the eastern brown snake (Pseudonaja textilis) is a species of highly venomous snake in the family Elapidae.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

I love moss

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

This one is so cool. If anybody can draw in an anime backround style could you draw this? It would look so cool!

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

Yeah those buggers will actually chase you. 2nd most venomous in the world and bad tempered

After Loosing My Buddy Of 16 Years A Month Ago, We Found These Lil Guys In The Street

35 Of The Darkest Airline Industry Secrets, Shared By Flight Attendants

That’s bloody terrifying. And omg the smell 🤢

35 Of The Darkest Airline Industry Secrets, Shared By Flight Attendants

I refuse to downvote anyone calling anything bastard flavored.

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

[passes away] = D I E S. Really BP?

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

Or make any sort of announcement - don't announce pregnancy, don't come out of the closet, don't shine the light on you, period.

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

That's just not realistic. I don't mind men hitting on me if I'm not at work and they're respectful. Some of us do want a partner.

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

Also, stop giving her your phone and only text her pics from now on. She has clearly demonstrated that she abuses trust.

50 Of The Best Answers To “What Are Some Unwritten Rules Of Life?”

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

So when they the "Lord is coming", i guess they got the spelling wrong..

Mom Turns Her 3-Year-Old’s Doodles Into Paintings

That is impressive. I just take a photo and bin them.

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

Nah, these dogs are built for cold and snow and often refuse to come in from cold weather. I always feel sorry when I see arctic dogs in hot climate, but I guess that thick undercoat also helps in hot weather.

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