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Laura Bauer • upvoted 15 items 2 months ago

Animals, Cats

Woman Hilariously Documents Her Attempt To Take Care Of The Cat Who Wouldn't Stop Visiting Her

Doctor Pokes Fun At Conspiracy Theories By Sharing A Satirical Post About A Typical Day In A Covid-19 Ward

Two seconds and Stupid Crissie shows up. Has anyone ever noticed that not only does the tinfoil hat crowd have no sense of humour, they get deeply offended if anyone says that humour is a real thing?

Animals, Cats

Woman Hilariously Documents Her Attempt To Take Care Of The Cat Who Wouldn't Stop Visiting Her

Doctor Pokes Fun At Conspiracy Theories By Sharing A Satirical Post About A Typical Day In A Covid-19 Ward

Two seconds and Stupid Crissie shows up. Has anyone ever noticed that not only does the tinfoil hat crowd have no sense of humour, they get deeply offended if anyone says that humour is a real thing?

Funny, People

Doctor Pokes Fun At Conspiracy Theories By Sharing A Satirical Post About A Typical Day In A Covid-19 Ward

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

I often go on walks outside my house and see clouds of middle and high schoolers riding their bikes together. Also, I have seen several parties. This is REALLY annoying and I just want to strangle their non-social-distancing throats.

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

If someone laughs at it then it's funny... to them. It's not funny to you

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Wow, this year really is a dumpster fire

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Do you know the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Maybe instead of spending all your money hoarding toilet roll like a greedy person (who probably hoped to sell it online for ridiculous amounts during the frenzy) you should have been responsible with your purchases so you could afford to feed your family. Though I don’t believe for a minute she actually has no money to buy food.

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

ooooh...nice bonsai....

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra fuck you.

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

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Laura Bauer • upvoted 12 items 3 months ago

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Why do they allow their dogs to shit on objects? Against trees? They are on a leash. You can pull them away. And don’t they get their fur all full of crap????

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Has my life really come down to looking at photographs of dogs taking a s**t???? Virus. Take me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Why do they allow their dogs to shit on objects? Against trees? They are on a leash. You can pull them away. And don’t they get their fur all full of crap????

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Has my life really come down to looking at photographs of dogs taking a s**t???? Virus. Take me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

Ugh god, I hate being a woman. Exactly why I never want to have children. I truly don't understand the desire to have them. And don't even get me started on the inherent sexism that exists in our bodies. Curse you nature!!!

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

Fetuses are parasites, and we've known this for a while. Paging Dr. House, for instance.

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

We need more of these scientific, thought provoking, detailed posts from which we actually learn something new.

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

This is so well written and both entertaining and informative. Great post.

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

So, humans are parasites. We all knew it, didn't we?

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Laura Bauer • upvoted 12 items 4 months ago

Restaurants Are Struggling Yet These Influencers Are Still Asking For Free Food And This Food Critic Shames Them

I call them Influenzas. Actually, rather apt considering the current situation.

People Are Sharing Stories About The Dumbest Dogs They've Ever Known In This Viral Thread (40 Pics)

You call him dumb? He's actually fucking clever, has trained you well!!

Restaurants Are Struggling Yet These Influencers Are Still Asking For Free Food And This Food Critic Shames Them

I call them Influenzas. Actually, rather apt considering the current situation.

People Are Sharing Stories About The Dumbest Dogs They've Ever Known In This Viral Thread (40 Pics)

You call him dumb? He's actually fucking clever, has trained you well!!

30 Photos That Show The Reality Of Trying To Finish A Puzzle With Your Cat

Strong efforts from both parties

30 Photos That Show The Reality Of Trying To Finish A Puzzle With Your Cat

At this point my little "angel" would start kicking his back legs sending pieces flying.

30 Times Dogs Turned Out To Be A Different Breed Than The Owners Anticipated

looks like a giant greyhound.

Dumbest-Dogs-Funny-Fails

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Laura Bauer • commented on a post 4 months ago

30 Times Dogs Turned Out To Be A Different Breed Than The Owners Anticipated

how about - adopt or shop, it's your choice. And if you are handing over money to adopt, you are still shopping :)

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Laura Bauer • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

30 Times Dogs Turned Out To Be A Different Breed Than The Owners Anticipated

how about - adopt or shop, it's your choice. And if you are handing over money to adopt, you are still shopping :)

Jimmy Fallon Asks Quarantined People To Share The Exact Moment They Knew They'd Gone A Bit Crazy From The Isolation (30 Pics)

the goat has seen things!!

Laura Bauer • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

American Woman Screams In Tears That She Can’t Afford Medical Emergency While In Tokyo, Ends Up Paying $33

I'm in Canada and had elective abdominal surgery - the wait time was 6 months, but if I wanted it sooner, I could have gone to the states and paid $26,000. I did it in Canada and paid $0 - that is zero dollars. For a 3 day, semi private hospital stay, all I had to pay was for the meds I needed to pick up on the way home - $16. How can anyone argue against universal health care?

“You Are Not Lazy If You Are Waking Up At Noon:” Doctor Destigmatizes Waking Up Late

I am exactly the same - but add in needing 10 hours of sleep every night, and it can be difficult to keep jobs. I've always worked in bars because they are perfect for my sleep schedule. If given a change, I would naturally fall asleep around 2am and wake up around 11. I hate it since it takes up some much of my time, but that is the way I have always been since a kid

Laura Bauer • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

Tired Of People Bringing In Their Emotional Support Pets, This Restaurant Put Up This Sign Banning Them All

People can get fake certificates on line. There is no organization- govt or otherwise - that registers service dogs. As soon as someone says they are registered, you know they are lying

Tired Of People Bringing In Their Emotional Support Pets, This Restaurant Put Up This Sign Banning Them All

The best on I saw was the ‘service dog’ 4lb Yorkie in a hot pink service vest being pushed in a hot pink dog stroller

Laura Bauer • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

Anti-Vaxx Mom Tries To Bring Her Unvaccinated Kids Around Best Friend's Infant, She Leaves A Brutal Comment

Unfortunately, the last three generations have never seen a deadly plague like polio. They haven't had to watch their school aged friends become disabled or dead from a plague. Some people have the mind set that it can't happen to me or mine, and decide to not vaccinate. Now that there is a measles outbreak, we will see children die from preventable disease, I would wager that the current young generation will be vaccinating their children

30 Times People Got More Than They Paid For In Their Airbnb Apartments And Met The Cutest Animals

I've seen pet rocks registered on some of these websites - which shows just how much of a joke an emotional support animal is. It is a glorified pet that someone wants to carry around for attention

People Give Some Interesting Advice To Mom Wondering How To Get Dog To Stop Growling When Her Toddler Hits Him

your comment wins the internet today - and a vicious little shite is exactly what he will grow up to be. And mommy will wonder why her poor little baby is in jail.

Someone Notices Rihanna's New Lingerie Is Different For Thin And Plus-Size Women, Posts Side-By Side Comparison

The bras are different because larger breasted women need more support. Those flimsy little straps in the small bras do nothing to hold up bigger boobs, and that would make me feel uncomfortable if I wore them . It's all about practicality - stop being so offended over everything

Man Accidentally Unleashes 250 Crickets In His House And People Are In Tears With Laughter

my horrible cricket story - had a box of a thousand that I emptied into a large garbage can. This has always worked - until I got a new cat. When I wasn't looking, said cat jumped up on the garbage, knocking it over. I heard the crash, but by the time I got to the can, about half of them had gotten out. I lived in a very old apartment which had odd little holes in the corners of the closets. The can was near the hall closet, so most of them headed in their since it was dark. I don't know how many escaped into the holes, but the neighbors flipped. Of course I didn't mention that I had 6 lizards, and a dozen frogs, and played dumb when the rental office started phoning around asking who had lizards. We were finding crickets for months.

50 'Choosing Beggars' That Will Make Your Blood Boil

I get so tired of seeing all the parents begging and using their kids to try and get free stuff. If you can't afford it, little johnny might as well learn early that they aren't going to get everything they want

Shopping And Faking: I Ordered 3 Outfits From A Store I Saw On FB, And The Result Almost Made Me Cry

Let me guess - you bought these on a site like 'Wish' for $20 or something close to it. You expected high quality fabrics and cuts for next to nothing. 99% of these sites steal pictures from elsewhere, make their own patterns, and use the cheapest fabrics - not to mention the cheapest labor. With clothes, you get what you pay for. If you want nice clothes, pay what they are worth.

Guy Explains Pyramid Schemes With One Instagram Comment To Someone Involved In One, Makes Her Quit Immediately

I was a vendor at show, and an avon rep was giving out free hand creams. She said that the company changed the packaging and she couldn't sell them. I asked her why she bought so many if that was the case. The company had a huge sale with big discounts on them, so she bought lots. Weeks after delivery, the company sent out one of their newsletters tell the reps which products were discontinued. She was then stuck with hundreds of pieces she couldn't sell. The company had their money, and reps were stuck with unsellable inventory

Laura Bauer • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

Teens Are Sharing Prom Dresses They Regret Buying Online And It's Hilarious

when you order an ugly dress, you get an ugly dress, no matter where you ordered it from or what it is made out of

People Are Calling This Student Racist After She Posts Photos Of Her Prom Dress Online

Cultural Appropriation has got to be the stupidest this I have ever heard of. Who decides why it is wrong? If I want to wear a head dress for halloween, I'm going to do it. If I want to get chinese letters for a tattoo because I like what they say, then damn right, I'm going to do it. Don't like it? get over yourself, and stop being a special snowflake that gets offended over everything.

Laura Bauer • commented on a post 3 years ago

Serena Williams Poses Topless As Pregnant Goddess For Vanity Fair, And Some People Find It "Disgusting"

Geez, talk about attention whoring! who cares if you are pregnant? does she need money so desperately that she has to do a photo shoot like this? Believe it or not, no one cares

Laura Bauer • upvoted 15 items 2 months ago

Animals, Cats

Woman Hilariously Documents Her Attempt To Take Care Of The Cat Who Wouldn't Stop Visiting Her

Doctor Pokes Fun At Conspiracy Theories By Sharing A Satirical Post About A Typical Day In A Covid-19 Ward

Two seconds and Stupid Crissie shows up. Has anyone ever noticed that not only does the tinfoil hat crowd have no sense of humour, they get deeply offended if anyone says that humour is a real thing?

Funny, People

Doctor Pokes Fun At Conspiracy Theories By Sharing A Satirical Post About A Typical Day In A Covid-19 Ward

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

If someone laughs at it then it's funny... to them. It's not funny to you

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Wow, this year really is a dumpster fire

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Do you know the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

ooooh...nice bonsai....

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra fuck you.

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

Laura Bauer • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Why do they allow their dogs to shit on objects? Against trees? They are on a leash. You can pull them away. And don’t they get their fur all full of crap????

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Has my life really come down to looking at photographs of dogs taking a s**t???? Virus. Take me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

Fetuses are parasites, and we've known this for a while. Paging Dr. House, for instance.

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

We need more of these scientific, thought provoking, detailed posts from which we actually learn something new.

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Woman Hilariously Documents Her Attempt To Take Care Of The Cat Who Wouldn't Stop Visiting Her

Doctor Pokes Fun At Conspiracy Theories By Sharing A Satirical Post About A Typical Day In A Covid-19 Ward

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People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

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People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

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People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

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People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

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Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Guy Asks If Other Dogs Poop In Weird Positions Like His Pooch Does, Receives 35 Pics That Answer His Question

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

Someone Asks What's The Evolutionary Purpose Of Having Periods, And This Scientist Delivered An In-Depth Answer

Artist Creates Comics With Chilling Endings And Here's 30 Of The Creepiest Ones

4 Stories Of Ignorant People Who Ended Up Sick Or Dead From Coronavirus

4 Stories Of Ignorant People Who Ended Up Sick Or Dead From Coronavirus

4 Stories Of Ignorant People Who Ended Up Sick Or Dead From Coronavirus

4 Stories Of Ignorant People Who Ended Up Sick Or Dead From Coronavirus

Restaurants Are Struggling Yet These Influencers Are Still Asking For Free Food And This Food Critic Shames Them

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30 Times Dogs Turned Out To Be A Different Breed Than The Owners Anticipated

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“You Are Not Lazy If You Are Waking Up At Noon:” Doctor Destigmatizes Waking Up Late

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Tired Of People Bringing In Their Emotional Support Pets, This Restaurant Put Up This Sign Banning Them All

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People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

People Can't Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

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