Bored Panda

She was one of my best friends, I guess. She was a self-centered drunk, but had some good qualities. We were talking on the phone one day, and she rambled on and on about her stupid, lazy co-workers. Then I told her I was afraid I was starting to relapse (life-threatening illness I thought I was over). She sighed and said "....AND? What's that to ME?" She was bored and wanted to talk about herself. When I got off the phone I emailed her a "Dear Karen" letter, saying don't ever contact me again. She didn't, and I didn't either. And I wasn't relapsing after all, thank God.

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If it is whole and humane, which I am in total agreement, we really can't call it a scheme can we?

Lawyers Who Write Wills Are Sharing The 40 Weirdest And Craziest Requests Their Clients Have Made

My ex had his mother (who is now dead) write her will stating that the other 2 grandchildren get their inheritance immediately (quite a lot too) but our son would not be eligible until I am dead and my mother is dead AND in the meantime if he (the ex) needs the money for any reason, he can use it as he likes. Mean don't even go there!!

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30 Of The Most Startling Windshield Notes Folks Have Ever Found, As Shared In This Online Community

When I was sicker than I am now I used a wheelchair if there was going to be any walking like at a grocery store. My husband would push my chair and I would be able to enjoy myself a tad longer cause I wasn't moving. One day we went to the mall and I needed to pee. Ever use a wheelchair in a bathroom? It sucks. So my husband wound stop the chair by the door and I would walk to the bathroom to pee. One lady saw me and got this really rude look on her face. As I finished and was leaving she snidely said, "b***h you ain't cripple." I laughed at her. When I left and got back in my chair and told my husband, he laughed too. Sorry my disability doesn't meet up to your standards b***h.

30 Captivating Photographs From This Year's WildArt Photographer Of The Year Contest

This category sounds so wrong. Lol

30 Of The Most Startling Windshield Notes Folks Have Ever Found, As Shared In This Online Community

30 Captivating Photographs From This Year's WildArt Photographer Of The Year Contest

This category sounds so wrong. Lol

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

My diaphragm having organs rubbing against it while repositioning after a surgery caused very extreme shoulder pain. It's weird and not fun. After every surgery I've ever had where "stuff" is moved causes this. Not fun at all.

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Wonderful • upvoted 15 items 2 days ago

30 Of The Most Startling Windshield Notes Folks Have Ever Found, As Shared In This Online Community

Remember how Jesus said, "Blessed be the anonymous hate mail writers."

30 Of The Most Startling Windshield Notes Folks Have Ever Found, As Shared In This Online Community

We have a knucklehead clause where I work. Something like "lacking necessary creativity to perform essential duties unsupervised." I don't think it has ever been used but it's in the contract and I laughed when I saw it.

30 Of The Most Startling Windshield Notes Folks Have Ever Found, As Shared In This Online Community

Remember how Jesus said, "Blessed be the anonymous hate mail writers."

30 Of The Most Startling Windshield Notes Folks Have Ever Found, As Shared In This Online Community

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Not always. After major surgery I am very aware of my organs jostling to regain their rightful positions.

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

"I don't care how big you get, you are still my baby and you need to wash behind your ears"

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

Mike Ilitch is one of the best things to have ever happened to Detroit. And he makes that Papa John guy look like the racist fool that he is.

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My son who was born 5 weeks premature had one. Its a bitter sweet reminder of that period. He is 4mo healthy smiley baby now. For everyone having preterm baby - stay strong, they are amazing little fighters.

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I do this too!! I'm part of the crochet team in Greece :)

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

This is so odd. Why pay so much for a weird and dirty pair of clothing??

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

She's like "look at my big baby, growing up so big"

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

THIS ! So much more important to acknowledge the past than canceling it.

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Does she light up a room when she enters?

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Karen sounds like an awful person but I also wish Geoff had made better choices

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ManOfDoors reply

Thought i would share this, irish philosophy when it’s best 😜 Why Worry In life, there are only two things to worry about— Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about— Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you die, there are only two things to worry about— Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends You won’t have time to worry!

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You can talk to your pet rabbit by quickly pushing your lips downwards and upwards as if you were trying to look up your nose in a mirror. Do it quickly and you're chatting. It mimics the nose movements they make and you can see them wiggle their noses faster out of interest. Copy their rhythm to and watch them talk back. Also, stomping your foot like they do as well as turning your back on them when annoyed is understood too. If they have chewed something they shouldn't have you can stomp one foot and turn around with your arms folded. Have a look over your shoulder to make sure they see you. They should come to check on you and if they don't stomp and make sure they see your back is turned. Eventually they get it and come over to make sure your ok. Then let the nose waggling commence. You can expect them to do the same to you as well, like when you clean their enclosure.

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