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Cody • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I used to have one of these. It would scream when you push down on it. My kids eventually broke it (either fortunately or unfortunately, depending on who you ask).

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Maybe. Who am I to judge?

Cody • upvoted an item 1 week ago

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Not from a jedi

Cody • upvoted 35 items 1 week ago

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

Perhaps it could be a sax toy? 🎷

30 Things That A Lot Of Moms Have In Common And People On Twitter Can’t Understand How It Works

Well it gets soggy in the microwave :(

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

Perhaps it could be a sax toy? 🎷

30 Things That A Lot Of Moms Have In Common And People On Twitter Can’t Understand How It Works

Well it gets soggy in the microwave :(

30 Things That A Lot Of Moms Have In Common And People On Twitter Can’t Understand How It Works

This

30 Things That A Lot Of Moms Have In Common And People On Twitter Can’t Understand How It Works

Because someone else always needs something first.. them's the breaks

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

He was very upset when he realized what had happened, and offered to pay the losses back. The company said no, and fired him anyway. On a brighter note, someone started a Gofundme account for him, and it raised over 300,000 dollars.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

I'm 27 and still get mistaken for a middle schooler. I'm 5'1 with a baby face so no one believes my age.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Nice.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

My cousin often gets mistaken for a young teen. She has 4 kids. A workman knocked on her door last week and asked if her mum was in…🙄

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Nice

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

I'd like crayons and paper when I go eat out. Plus lots of ice cream and a nap after.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

False. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/postman-fathered-1300-children/

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

What's the deal with bathroom stuff. They look like stuff you can get at roadside stores in Florida in between pottery alligators and flamingos.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Seems dangerous not to lock that thing down. A snag would be awful.

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

Top level blurring here.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Somehow the flow of the liquid doesn't seem to be right - like the image was photoshopped from two shots and the one with the bottle was rotated.

30 Things That A Lot Of Moms Have In Common And People On Twitter Can’t Understand How It Works

We played a lot more card games before the internet

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Noice.

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

Six toy? What's a six toy?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

no he didn't: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/postman-fathered-1300-children/

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

But maybe he should be?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

An especially small microwave within a particularly large one.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Would look awesome on a pregnant lass.

30 Things That A Lot Of Moms Have In Common And People On Twitter Can’t Understand How It Works

We ain't got time for ourselves.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Fake news, there wasn't any bible eating and the guy pictured is a sex offender, but he is not on death row.

30 Things That A Lot Of Moms Have In Common And People On Twitter Can’t Understand How It Works

In her defense that does sound, well, nice : D

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

The pit stains tho eww lol

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Mirror mirror in the hall, whose life expectancy is sure to fall?

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

That’s the joke

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Totally agree. I was hanging out with some friends, who were younger than me. I was maybe 26. On the way to dinner, my friend gets pulled over for speeding and gets a ticket. Cop wrote there were 2 adults in front and 1 child in the back seat. I was said child. As we were getting seated at dinner, I was given a children's menu, with crayons. I may be petite, but no way could I be confused as a child.

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

I agree, plus I like bananas.

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

@Celine Dumont -Seriously ?

"People Have Told Me I Was Ungrateful And Selfish": New Mom Upset She Got Baby Stuff On Her Birthday, Wonders If She's A Jerk

The only thing I would get for a kid on their parent's birthday is a babysitter.

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Genius. I have those feet that are wide just past the toes (dont know the name) and really skinny heels. Everytime i have to wear dress shoes I have to put on ankle socks (white) under the dress socks so my heel doesnt move around

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Why are they filled with blood? just why?!

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

The classic "swimming pool smell" is also not the chlorine, but rather chlorine mixing with other people's urine.

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Cody • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

Maybe it's a sick toy? But I don't know what that is either.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

It's a poorly cropped meme. Anakin is saying here "Is it possible to learn this power?"

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Cody • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

Cody • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I used to have one of these. It would scream when you push down on it. My kids eventually broke it (either fortunately or unfortunately, depending on who you ask).

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Maybe. Who am I to judge?

Cody • commented on 14 posts 1 week ago

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

Maybe it's a sick toy? But I don't know what that is either.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

It's a poorly cropped meme. Anakin is saying here "Is it possible to learn this power?"

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

The classic "swimming pool smell" is also not the chlorine, but rather chlorine mixing with other people's urine.

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

If you murder a murderer, the number of murderers stays the same.

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

In case someone is "unalived"?

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

According to that link, this one is debunked. That article flat out states that trees cannot grow inside a human. In a follow-on link from the references, even the guy it happened to doesn't think it grew from a seed, but rather thinks he somehow inhaled the small branch (though how he doesn't remember inhaling a branch is beyond me).

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Yep, my wife and I are going to be going into medical debt soon with the birth of our 3rd child. We're lucky that we're in a point in our lives where we are able to pay it off. Not everyone has that chance.

“I Didn’t React The Right Way To My Husband’s Cheating Prank And Now Our Marriage Is Not The Same”

That was the consensus over on Reddit. That the 2am text was still him just trying to manipulate and get a reaction out of her.

“I Didn’t React The Right Way To My Husband’s Cheating Prank And Now Our Marriage Is Not The Same”

OP posted an update just today. Apparently the husband can't believe how "cold and uncaring" she was by acting like a mature adult and putting her kids first and has moved out to live with his parents. She also received a 2 am text from him saying that he wanted a divorce and all she replied was "OK". She's going to head over to the in-laws in the morning and tell them all about what happened, and give husband one last chance for therapy and counseling, and if he refuses it's over for good.

"I Hated It So Much I Legally Changed It": 30 People With The Most Stupid And Unfortunate Names Describe How Life's Going

OP probably has a brother named Sue

People Shared 50 Fails And Accidents So Expensive, It Hurts To Watch (New Pics)

I bet it sounded pretty amazing too, when it happened.

45 Times People “Didn’t Do The Math” And Got Roasted For It Online (New Pics)

My guess is that they can report anything less than 5 calories as "0". It also says "about" 3 servings per bottle. So if it's really something like 4.6 calories per serving reported as "0", and 3.2 servings per bottle, which is "about 3 servings", and that rounds to 15 calories per bottle.

Divers Reveal 50 Disturbing Discoveries Underwater They Will Probably Never Be Able To Explain

Another duplicate story

Divers Reveal 50 Disturbing Discoveries Underwater They Will Probably Never Be Able To Explain

Duplicate

Cody • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

‘You Had One Job’: 50 Times People Spotted Such Stupid Fails, They Just Had To Document Them (New Pics)

I remember seeing this one before and reading that the wall is actually supposed to look like that. Apparently it's an art style called "drunk brick"

50 Treasures From The Past That People Discovered During Home Renovations

More info from OP on Reddit: "Kind of a tragic story, and this happened a while back. We contacted the son, who owned/sold the house to my grandpa. When we told him, he was elated (it was his father’s Purple Heart), like in tears on the phone. But he never showed up to collect it. Grandpa tried to contact him a few times over the course of about 3 months, but got no response. We eventually found the son passed away not two days after my grandfather spoke to him. The son was a hoarder and an alcoholic, so he lost a lot of stuff in his piles. My grandpa ended up donating to to the WW11 museum in New Orleans."

50 Treasures From The Past That People Discovered During Home Renovations

Probably too much upkeep or needed too much work to restore. My in-laws used to have a 100+ year old home that had a couple of tiny upstairs "mother-in-law" apartments added about 40-50 years ago. Each had its own bathroom, but only one of them was functional, so my they decided to cap off the piping and wall off the shower and toilet. And turn it into one larger apartment.

Man Contacts Ex Asking Her To Reconsider After She Refused To Change Her Surname When His New Wife Demanded Her To Do So

If ex husband's mom is still alive, she'd need to change her name too! Because after all, there can only be one Mrs. (Ex's last name).

Cody • upvoted 20 items 1 week ago

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Not from a jedi

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

do they come with a safe word?

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Somehow the flow of the liquid doesn't seem to be right - like the image was photoshopped from two shots and the one with the bottle was rotated.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Don't do it, sooooo many guys are going to ask if they can lick you -.-

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

What's the deal with bathroom stuff. They look like stuff you can get at roadside stores in Florida in between pottery alligators and flamingos.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Would look awesome on a pregnant lass.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Why are they filled with blood? just why?!

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

From a biology nerd perspective, I like this. As a patient, I don't think I'd be too comfortable seeing my doctor wearing this.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Do people honestly find it so hard to separate eggs that the market can support so many egg separators?

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Can it possibly be? Did BoredPanda actually not censor a curse word?! I’m about to go into shock!

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Lisa Frank? Is that you….

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

That’s the joke

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Because this is a boob mousepad. And yes this exists and there's tons of it.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I would not want to eat that soup....

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

missed opportunity: the person should hold the book infront of their chest...

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

For the non Americans.... a lot of folks are obsessed with our Second Amendment, the right to "bear arms". 🔫🧸 I like that this is taking the p**s... looks itchy though

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

oooch, I can just imagine a thin line of bruise across your back if that's a solid bar for a fidgety kid to stand on.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

But do you even have a beard?! Your profile pic says NO! XD (am teasing)

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

i need one for my bf...

Beard Bib - $29.99

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