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Formerly Wendillon but realized I could just change my name to reclaim the old one like the moron I occasionally am. I try to be a nice person and can be funny when the stars align but on bad days my words might have a bit of bite to them, please feel free to call me out on my crap when that happens.

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Monday • commented on 11 posts 14 hours ago

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Yup...even with text messages

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

hmmmm crunchy

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Yup...even with text messages

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

hmmmm crunchy

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

You just have to buy the hamster cage for that.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

Actually from the context provided, mostly Texans. OP moved from Hawaii to Texas.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

I know right? Christian schools are crazy, lawless places!

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

Better a false alarm with the consensual stuff than leave a non-consensual event unreported though. Still poor guy, can't imagine that was fun to explain to the cops.

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

I'd like to believe she's just a terrible cook and was threatening to cook him dinner after an argument.

Woman Calls Out "Millennial Poses" That People Need To Stop Doing For Photos

Millennial here...I can say with confidence I've never done any of these "poses" and would like to add on: Pose however the hell you like, you're the only one who cares about the photos anyway.

Discussion Online Ensues After Woman Shares How Her 2 Y.O. Kid Is So Well Behaved In Public But Is Uncontrollable At Home

Ideally yes. Kids are going to throw at least a few tantrums in their life and we all hope that will happen in our own homes.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

It's not about words being made up though, it's about translating proper nouns. We don't do that. If your name is Leon, it doesn't suddenly become Reon when you travel to Japan just because "L" isn't part of their alphabet. Nokia, Ikea, Yamaha, Huawei, Xiaomi...we don't see the need to translate company names even when they are damn hard to say yet we did it for countries.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

But it's also a name. Typically we don't translate proper nouns when switching between languages, yet we did that for countries. If we can figure out that Jeffery said in different accents is still Jeffery then I'm sure we could do the same for Polska or Zhōngguó.

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Monday • upvoted 29 items 15 hours ago

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Don't know why you got downvoted for asking a perfectly legitimate question ... have an upvote from me. 😄

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

I beleaf so too

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Don't know why you got downvoted for asking a perfectly legitimate question ... have an upvote from me. 😄

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

I beleaf so too

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Rats are actually some of the cleanest pets. They self groom and wash, like cats do, but rats do it more often than cats. Obviously a non pet rat who lives in an unhygienic place, like a sewer or gutter, would be a bit gross, despite their best attempts at cleaning themselves, but a pet rat in a house where there’s not much to make them dirty, are incredibly clean.

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

you mean.... WHATTHEFACK?!

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

RandomCitizen ahahahah best comment ever!!!

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

And I'll take care of the plumber!

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I would cry

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Higher in fibre

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

He knew what we were expecting so he threw a curve.

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Once I cracked an egg into the trash and put the egg shell into the cake mix

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

How- what?

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I have to ask - why Pete?

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

😢

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I do the first one with lots of different conversations

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I would buy it

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Smokin!

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

"can you please play that 'banging your head on the keys' song?"

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

Give me your forking baby just made me die

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

I would totally love to have a guitar dance party

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

YEAHHHH BE PROUD 🏳️‍🌈

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

*snort laugh*

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Well in that case, see ya later, alligators.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Oh man.... From weading to a Brazz...s cover lmao

Woman Calls Out "Millennial Poses" That People Need To Stop Doing For Photos

FFS! Why did I click on this nonsense? Pose however you like millenials!

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Could have been worse 😬(or better?)

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Hahaha, he even made her arm wet!

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

"F**k off, the food box is MINE now" :-)

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

I love that dress!

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

that’s one of the few bangers I can recognise with just the iconic beginning

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Monday • commented on 14 posts 14 hours ago

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Yup...even with text messages

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

hmmmm crunchy

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

You just have to buy the hamster cage for that.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

Actually from the context provided, mostly Texans. OP moved from Hawaii to Texas.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

I know right? Christian schools are crazy, lawless places!

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

Better a false alarm with the consensual stuff than leave a non-consensual event unreported though. Still poor guy, can't imagine that was fun to explain to the cops.

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

I'd like to believe she's just a terrible cook and was threatening to cook him dinner after an argument.

Woman Calls Out "Millennial Poses" That People Need To Stop Doing For Photos

Millennial here...I can say with confidence I've never done any of these "poses" and would like to add on: Pose however the hell you like, you're the only one who cares about the photos anyway.

Discussion Online Ensues After Woman Shares How Her 2 Y.O. Kid Is So Well Behaved In Public But Is Uncontrollable At Home

Ideally yes. Kids are going to throw at least a few tantrums in their life and we all hope that will happen in our own homes.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I have almost done this....the feeling of "OH S**T" followed by the "thank you brain...thank you" has never quite left me.

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I did that too! I was so very relieved that my brain caught up to wtf I was doing before I put the razor in my mouth.

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

Oh yes, I bet it was VERY memorable.

Monday • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

I like them. They're pretty generic but their music is fun to listen to.

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

Vitiligo does not cause uniform skin changes. Doctors will either recommend repigmentation or depigmentation to regain uniform skin colour. He went with depigmentation.

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

Varying degrees of "Wtf man?" on all their faces.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

I mean...that's what most of us want. We want gun regulation. We have to pass a test and get a license to be able to buy a car, it should be the same for guns.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

Wait...are you implying that there could be a conspiracy theory about not believing in conspiracy theories that's making us believe more conspiracy theories??

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

As an English speaker I also struggle to pronounce entrepreneur and onomatopoeia most of the time, but those words are still around. If we were taught "Al-‘Arabiyyah as Sa‘ūdiyyah" we'd probably manage just fine.

Monday • upvoted 20 items 16 hours ago

30 Times Superiors Had To Lay Off Their Best Employee For The Most Unexpected Reasons, As Shared In This Online Group

The operative word here is CONSENT. She is old enough to make her own decisions, and having sex with whomever she desires is one of them. The age difference means nothing.

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Don't know why you got downvoted for asking a perfectly legitimate question ... have an upvote from me. 😄

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

How- what?

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Boy do I wish real life had a CTRL-Z option. Or a save and reload system. Also multiple lives.

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

you mean.... WHATTHEFACK?!

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

What.

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I do the first one with lots of different conversations

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

You’d be even more shocked if you WERE somehow driven home…

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

😢

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I would cry

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Once I cracked an egg into the trash and put the egg shell into the cake mix

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Yes.

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I have to ask - why Pete?

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

This should be a menu item

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

I would buy it

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

"F**k off, the food box is MINE now" :-)

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Higher in fibre

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

RandomCitizen ahahahah best comment ever!!!

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

And I'll take care of the plumber!

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