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Wife: "The neighbor kisses his wife every morning before he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?" Husband: "I guess I don’t know her that well."

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Over 350k People Follow This Instagram Account Dedicated To “Vegan Sarcasm” And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Memes Posted There

I find most “vegan” stuff highly detrimental to diabetics

Over 350k People Follow This Instagram Account Dedicated To “Vegan Sarcasm” And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Memes Posted There

Here's the thing, due to a fat intolerance, I've become quite obsessive over checking the nutritional content of everything I buy. Vegan options are often higher in both fats and sugars than the non-vegan version. Skim milk is actually *healthier* (for me) than any vegan option.

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30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs

Dude, I hate when they flush when I am in the middle of my piddle. Just saying, shocks me every time. Then when I do stand up and I want it to flush, I got to do an elaborate dance to get it to flush again. They are so useless. Put a peddle on the ground so you can flush it with your foot.

30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs

I HATE THIS The trick is to put a length of toilet paper over the sensor if possible, then remove when done

30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs

I HATE THIS The trick is to put a length of toilet paper over the sensor if possible, then remove when done

30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs

Those are indeed the worst, and seem to be popular with "sleek" contemporary designs. A huge sink with the spout reaching 1" past the edge so you have to press your hands against the side of the basin to access the water.

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People On Twitter Explain How American Voting Works And People From Other Countries Can’t Believe It

To be fair not everywhere in the US is that bad. I've voted every presidential election and most midterms for the last 20 years and I've never waited more than 10 minutes. This year I requested an absentee ballot by mail and dropped it off at city hall which took less than a minute.

People On Twitter Explain How American Voting Works And People From Other Countries Can’t Believe It

It isnt like this everywhere...it really is dependent on your state and local governments and how they pass laws/provide access. I live in a city of about 250K in the Midwest and the longest I ever waited was 20 minutes when I went during a busy time the first election you needed voter ID....so things were a bit slower. My city had all 270+ parks as early voting sites for several weeks, libraries are early voting sites, etc. I also called to volunteer at the polls beginning of September and they were not taking anymore poll workers anywhere in the entire county. I do admit I live in a predominantly white city with higher education and income so more people have the resources to miss a day of work to work the polls. But some places where people wait for hours and hours is by design.... Republicans have spent the past 2 decades eroding the value of Democratic votes while trying to suppress POC from voting. It's mostly by design.

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35 "Choosing Beggars" In Restaurants That Will Likely Make Your Blood Boil

So is she pumping IN the restaurant??

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40 Obsolete Things To Prove How Much The World Has Moved On And Changed

Nope, in the '70s and '80s we had an actual auditorium in all my schools. My kids in the 2000s to '10s only had one at high school.

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

Tinkle Situation Extreme!

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

Well, there's your problem!

German Photographer Compares 14 Fridges And Their Owners Around The World

It's not even fruit, it's peas and kidney beans. Which I wouldn't think anyone ate cold. Perhaps there's more room in the fridge than the cupboard...

If You Like Dad Jokes, You'll Probably Like These 30 Illustrations I Created

I saw toilet bowl cleaner bottles at first...

Americans Realize That Almost All Of The Rest Of The World Do Not Buy Refrigerated Eggs And A TikToker Explains Why

Many Americans do already know this. But the washing and refrigeration has been done our entire lives. Unless you have your own chickens, this is the only option.

Americans Realize That Almost All Of The Rest Of The World Do Not Buy Refrigerated Eggs And A TikToker Explains Why

Yeah, you don't get dippy eggs in the U.S. unless you have relatives that grew up with it. The closest I see is my in-laws having over easy eggs and mixing their hashbrowns into them.

Restaurants In Italy Give A Glimpse Of What Post-Lockdown Life Might Look Like

There are barriers between the people sharing a table so you either can't have a conversation or have to shout over everyone also shouting to be heard around the plexiglass?

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

Makes a good 'ice cream float' with soda added.

These 35 Illustrations Hilariously Sum Up The Struggles Of Adult Life (New Pics)

What this really needs is the forgotten mystery meat in the back that growls at you when you take it out! 😂

After Noticing These 30 Things Americans Do In Movies, People Are Wondering Whether They Do Them In Real Life

Just like half of these questions - some do, some don't. Google 'homecoming mum' and witness the insanity!

After Noticing These 30 Things Americans Do In Movies, People Are Wondering Whether They Do Them In Real Life

For myself, if someone offers cocoa I assume it is a hot drink. But generally I think it's just hot chocolate.

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

I don't get the desperation for nails - let some healthy nail grow for a while - and most of the hair wouldn't be so bad if you took it slowly, a little trim at a time. I'm guessing some of these people are still going to work, or maybe spending some time on video conferences? Some are maybe bored, and some are just that vain. I know my stylist has some customers who have their hair trimmed every week or two. I grew up around several little old ladies who went to have their hair done every week, but they could do it at home in a pinch.

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Parents’ Group Asks For The Term ‘Anti-Vaxxers’ To Be Retired, But They Won’t Be Pleased With The Alternatives Suggested By Twitter

Chances are, some of you are autistic. Because people are, not because of the vaccines. Many are unidentified, many are able to get by as neurotypical, many are just 'that quirky guy.'

40 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

Don't pull the wrong handle!

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

1970s porn set?

MadMom • upvoted 20 items 1 week ago

Celebrities, DIY

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

That dress Julia Fox wore with some random hand reaching around her neck... Tres stupid.

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

Bath poof belt! 😂

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

Looks like a B-list superhero. Not quite good enough to star in a DC or Marvel movie but has a brief mention somewhere in the canon.

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

The cats tried to get in on the act.

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

What in gods holy name is that

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

These are shoes you mop the floor with!!

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

The brown paper bag got me 😂

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

Are those maxi pads???

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

Wtf?

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

The original is kind of scary looking

Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Pics, And The Results Are Better Than The Originals (50 Pics)

She's missing the coat hanger on the left arm.

Neighbour-Jokes

"I saw my neighbor putting some more soil down on his lawn the other day. The plot thickens..."

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"Everyone in my neighborhood wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small for them. We are a very tight knit community."

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"My next door neighbor just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands. With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having."

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Wife: "The neighbor kisses his wife every morning before he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?" Husband: "I guess I don’t know her that well."

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"My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."

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