Viktorija Gabulaitė
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Viktorija is an Editor at Bored Panda with a BA in Communications. After working at some art, movie and theater projects, she fell in love with visual storytelling.Viktorija loves surfing the internet and searching for the most interesting pictures and ideas. However, most of the greatest ideas were born from real life situations. For example, waiting for a flight at the airport and watching people was a great inspiration for "126 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing At The Airport" list.Before starting a job at Bored Panda Viktorija hadn't seen any Star Wars or Marvel movies, or know what cosplay is, but being a panda for more than 4 years forced her to become an expert in pop culture. She even participated in a cosplay competition as Princess Leia. Viktorija WAS a huge fan of Game of Thrones TV series, and knows all the possible theories about the ending, until the last season... don't even mention it to her!Viktorija's biggest passions are exploring the world, petting dogs and baking pancakes. You can find her in Bored Panda office or reach here viktorija@boredpanda.com
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100 Engineering Jokes Guaranteed To Delight Your Inner Nerd
What do you call a mechanical shovel? Ground-breaking technology!The Best Sister Quotes To Express Your Love… Even If Your Sister Doesn’t Want To Hear It
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An engineer walks into a pub and demands, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender hands out another beer but is visibly concerned as the engineer seems in some sort of pain. As the engineer finished his 6th beer the bartender asks, “When are you going to start paying for these beers?” The engineer exclaims, “Now the problems start!”The Best Sister Quotes To Express Your Love… Even If Your Sister Doesn’t Want To Hear It
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An old engineer retires. A year or so later, the firm calls him up. They are having a technical issue with a machine he designed. No one else in the company can figure out what's wrong and they want him to help. He aggrees and comes in. He walks up to the machine, opens a panel, and stares into the workings. After a while, he pulls a piece of chalk out of his pocket and scribes an "X" on one particular component. He says, "There's your problem." and leaves. Sure enough, the firm replaces that part and everything is working fine. A few days later, the firm receives a bill from the retired engineer for $100,000. They call him, asking why the bill is so outrageous. He replies, itemizing the bill, "It's $1 for chalk and $99,999 for knowing where to put it."100 Engineering Jokes Guaranteed To Delight Your Inner Nerd
An engineer, a physicist and a statistician are attempting to hit a target 400 feet away with a cannon. They physicist says, "This is easy!". He does the calculations and fires but falls 100 feet short. The engineer tells him he forgot to factor in imperfections and error. He calculates, and overshoots by 100 feet. The statistician then declares, "We hit it!"100 Engineering Jokes Guaranteed To Delight Your Inner Nerd
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"Be kind to thy sister: not many may know the depth of the sisterly love." - Margaret CourtneyThe Best Sister Quotes To Express Your Love… Even If Your Sister Doesn’t Want To Hear It
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"Only a sister knows how you really felt when you stumbled and when you succeeded, when you fell from grace and when you were forsaken, when you reached your lowest valley and when you climbed your highest mountain." – Colleen SellShow All 40 Upvotes
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100 Engineering Jokes Guaranteed To Delight Your Inner Nerd
What do you call a mechanical shovel? Ground-breaking technology!100 Engineering Jokes Guaranteed To Delight Your Inner Nerd
An engineer walks into a pub and demands, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender hands out another beer but is visibly concerned as the engineer seems in some sort of pain. As the engineer finished his 6th beer the bartender asks, “When are you going to start paying for these beers?” The engineer exclaims, “Now the problems start!”100 Engineering Jokes Guaranteed To Delight Your Inner Nerd
An old engineer retires. A year or so later, the firm calls him up. They are having a technical issue with a machine he designed. No one else in the company can figure out what's wrong and they want him to help. He aggrees and comes in. He walks up to the machine, opens a panel, and stares into the workings. After a while, he pulls a piece of chalk out of his pocket and scribes an "X" on one particular component. He says, "There's your problem." and leaves. Sure enough, the firm replaces that part and everything is working fine. A few days later, the firm receives a bill from the retired engineer for $100,000. They call him, asking why the bill is so outrageous. He replies, itemizing the bill, "It's $1 for chalk and $99,999 for knowing where to put it."100 Engineering Jokes Guaranteed To Delight Your Inner Nerd
An engineer, a physicist and a statistician are attempting to hit a target 400 feet away with a cannon. They physicist says, "This is easy!". He does the calculations and fires but falls 100 feet short. The engineer tells him he forgot to factor in imperfections and error. He calculates, and overshoots by 100 feet. The statistician then declares, "We hit it!"This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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