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Victor Calamity • upvoted 15 items 5 years ago

Graphic Design

I Create Brand Logos By Combining Two Elements

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Wait what?

Graphic Design

I Create Brand Logos By Combining Two Elements

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I Wrote One New Song Lyric A Day For 101 Days, And Now They're Available For Anyone To Use

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

Hee hee, she also "just finished making" three years ago, according to Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3nc9o5/my_friend_makes_cakes_she_just_finished_making/

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Lol 😂

128 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They're Too Good Not To Share

If you think you're partners an idiot, you're an idiot.

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Mom: Um...sweetie...what am I eating\drinking? Daughter: ...actually...IDEK anymore

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

lol

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

No! That's what got me sick in the first place!

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

TO INFINITY AND BEYON(ion)D

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Lol.

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

"Daddy, what did Mommy mean when she said this was not 'drawn to scale'"...?

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Victor Calamity • commented on 25 posts 5 years ago

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Her: "Ha! That second panel tells it like it is!" Me: "...What second panel...?

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Psst! Panels 3 and 4? Guys do that too

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Her: "Ha! That second panel tells it like it is!" Me: "...What second panel...?

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Psst! Panels 3 and 4? Guys do that too

Heavy Snowfall Hits Tokyo, And The Results Are Pretty Much What You'd Expect

Aw...not a snowpuppy

70 Of The Best Signs From The 2018 Women’s March

And IKEA is all, "Ha ha ha ha BURN! ...wait"

After A Cloud Destroyed A Sunset For Me, I Started This Comic Series

Ah, I see you studied at the Disney Art School..."Song of the South" Division

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

OH, AMEN BROTHER

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Ha! Good one!

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

That IS a stupid argument...the dog, of course

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Her: "Now go pick up some divorce papers." Him: "How many--oohhhhh."

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Now, THIS is a valid argument.

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Dang, this list is well-named

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

I suspect that THAT is worth fighting over

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

We don't fight about it...but my wife has watched several more episodes of "Stranger Things" than I have, and I have to be careful I don't overhear spoilers when she's talking about it on the phone with her mother

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

THIS one I don't understand. I mean, I get that each person may have a PREFERENCE...but to FIGHT with your SPOUSE about it...? I mean, yay if that's the biggest problem in your relationship tho

70 Of The Best Signs From The 2018 Women’s March

Yeah, compared to this, the episode with the Prime Minister and the pig is freakin' Shakespeare

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

THERE you go! Nailed it!

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

Hee hee, she also "just finished making" three years ago, according to Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3nc9o5/my_friend_makes_cakes_she_just_finished_making/

Upscale Lingerie Store Employee Reveals What Her Job Was Like, And Some Of Her Stories Will Surprise You

Lady, you have done the impossible...you've made lingerie less sexy to me

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Hee hee, I don't know, really...but if any image would do it, it would be this one

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

I'll tell you what's brutal...that artwork! "You ever hear of Microsoft Paint, Madison?"

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

That's a better apology than any I'VE ever gotten

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

They sure look happy tho

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

"Daddy, what did Mommy mean when she said this was not 'drawn to scale'"...?

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

It is now

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

"But, Daddy, that's what you call Mommy when she's not here--" "LA LA LA LA LA NEVER MIND, AMY!"

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Victor Calamity • submitted a list addition 5 years ago

106 Dirty Business Tactics That You May Not Know Exist

Victor Calamity • commented on 20 posts 5 years ago

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Her: "Ha! That second panel tells it like it is!" Me: "...What second panel...?

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Psst! Panels 3 and 4? Guys do that too

Heavy Snowfall Hits Tokyo, And The Results Are Pretty Much What You'd Expect

Aw...not a snowpuppy

70 Of The Best Signs From The 2018 Women’s March

And IKEA is all, "Ha ha ha ha BURN! ...wait"

After A Cloud Destroyed A Sunset For Me, I Started This Comic Series

Ah, I see you studied at the Disney Art School..."Song of the South" Division

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

OH, AMEN BROTHER

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Ha! Good one!

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

That IS a stupid argument...the dog, of course

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Her: "Now go pick up some divorce papers." Him: "How many--oohhhhh."

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Now, THIS is a valid argument.

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Dang, this list is well-named

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

I suspect that THAT is worth fighting over

73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

THIS one I don't understand. I mean, I get that each person may have a PREFERENCE...but to FIGHT with your SPOUSE about it...? I mean, yay if that's the biggest problem in your relationship tho

70 Of The Best Signs From The 2018 Women’s March

Yeah, compared to this, the episode with the Prime Minister and the pig is freakin' Shakespeare

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

THERE you go! Nailed it!

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

Hee hee, she also "just finished making" three years ago, according to Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3nc9o5/my_friend_makes_cakes_she_just_finished_making/

Upscale Lingerie Store Employee Reveals What Her Job Was Like, And Some Of Her Stories Will Surprise You

Lady, you have done the impossible...you've made lingerie less sexy to me

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Hee hee, I don't know, really...but if any image would do it, it would be this one

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

I'll tell you what's brutal...that artwork! "You ever hear of Microsoft Paint, Madison?"

Victor Calamity • upvoted 20 items 5 years ago

70 Of The Best Signs From The 2018 Women’s March

And IKEA is all, "Ha ha ha ha BURN! ...wait"

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Her: "Ha! That second panel tells it like it is!" Me: "...What second panel...?

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Some guys do panel 2 too...

112 Bra Problems That Men Will Not Understand

Wait what?

128 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They're Too Good Not To Share

If you think you're partners an idiot, you're an idiot.

128 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They're Too Good Not To Share

Lmao best comment ever xD

Entertainment

I Wrote One New Song Lyric A Day For 101 Days, And Now They're Available For Anyone To Use

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

lol

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Lol.

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Lol 😂

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

No! That's what got me sick in the first place!

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Mom: Um...sweetie...what am I eating\drinking? Daughter: ...actually...IDEK anymore

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

TO INFINITY AND BEYON(ion)D

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

Hee hee, she also "just finished making" three years ago, according to Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3nc9o5/my_friend_makes_cakes_she_just_finished_making/

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

hahahahahaha

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

"Daddy, what did Mommy mean when she said this was not 'drawn to scale'"...?

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

"We're from Child Protective Services, Mrs. Harris...if we could have a moment of your time...?"

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

This is from Stewie Griffin. :p

My Young Niece And I Send Each Other Funny Cards In The Mail Sometimes. Her Latest One Really Cut Me Deep

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