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Pungent Sauce • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

Artist Keeps Illustrating Everyday Life With His Wife, And Now We Get To See Their Baby Daughter (38 Pics)

I'm 30.. No babies.. No desire for one.

Illustrator Makes Funny Cartoons And Attracts Everyone With His Alter Ego (New Pics)

Artist Keeps Illustrating Everyday Life With His Wife, And Now We Get To See Their Baby Daughter (38 Pics)

I'm 30.. No babies.. No desire for one.

Illustrator Makes Funny Cartoons And Attracts Everyone With His Alter Ego (New Pics)

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Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

There is a little mistake in there: As long as it is still attached to your body, you don't go to the hospital

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Pungent Sauce • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

We Illustrate The Struggles Of Finding A Job (13 New Pics)

Hannah is fantastic.

We Illustrate The Struggles Of Finding A Job (13 New Pics)

I had this happen. Online application (Truck driver, 10 year work/address history) then over the next 10 days an in person interview, driving skills test, math aptitude and hazardous materials tests, facilities tour, letter of employment offer, then.... nothing. Almost lost the job I already had because of it.

We Illustrate The Struggles Of Finding A Job (13 New Pics)

Hannah is fantastic.

We Illustrate The Struggles Of Finding A Job (13 New Pics)

I had this happen. Online application (Truck driver, 10 year work/address history) then over the next 10 days an in person interview, driving skills test, math aptitude and hazardous materials tests, facilities tour, letter of employment offer, then.... nothing. Almost lost the job I already had because of it.

Transgender Girl Recorded Her MTF Journey For Over 2 Years, Finally Feels Happy

I dated a woman who just had to spend 30-45mins putting on makeup before leaving the house. She really didn’t need to, but did anyway. It was such a waste of both our time. I feel as though this person has to do this achieve the desired effect. But hey, if it makes them happy, and they have the $$$$ for that much camouflage, good for them.

24 Of The Funniest Language Jokes And Puns

I can’t even being to overstate how far over your head that one went 😂

Americans Are Making Jokes About The $1,200 Stimulus Checks And Here's 33 Of The Best Ones

Adult Child AKA Lazy SOB: “He lived with you in your home all year. e.g. your son is too old to be your Qualifying Child. BUT, because his income was under $3,700 and you provided more than half of his support for the year, he is your Qualifying Relative and can be claimed as your dependent on your tax return.“

30 Times Dogs Turned Out To Be A Different Breed Than The Owners Anticipated

Can I buy you a nail trimmer?😬

The Muslim Keymaster Of The Church Of The Holy Sepulchre Closed Its Doors For The First Time Since The Black Plague In 1349

Meanwhile the US mega-church death-cultists insist on holding services, and that their unemployed members continue to tithe to the millionaire pastors, while contributing $0 to Covid relief efforts. WWJD?

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

The same thing I do every night, pink one...

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Quality controlled by Inspector ‘C’

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Proper distancing too, good boy.

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

“You left me with HER!”

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

One’s got that tic of white by his nose and his bib is a bit bigger, but uh, yeah, you gots 2 kitties now. Big uns. XD

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Pungent Sauce • commented on 10 posts 2 months ago

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

510mi at interstate speeds with a Radar Detector, lol. But, those are illegal in Ontario.

"Ask Me A Question, Then Edit Your Question To Make Me Look Like A Jerk" (30 Of The Best Submissions)

I’m agreeing w this one. And since it’s instant deposit, I’m buying the elderly homeless person an entire happy meal, with toy, and a nicer sack.

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

510mi at interstate speeds with a Radar Detector, lol. But, those are illegal in Ontario.

"Ask Me A Question, Then Edit Your Question To Make Me Look Like A Jerk" (30 Of The Best Submissions)

I’m agreeing w this one. And since it’s instant deposit, I’m buying the elderly homeless person an entire happy meal, with toy, and a nicer sack.

Tired Of Getting Ghosted, This Woman Made A Survey So That She Can 'Improve For The Next Candidate'

If she sent this to a guy who “ghosted” her 10hrs earlier because he has a life, I would be wary of her, perfect ass be damned.

People Sick Of Seeing Glamorous Workspace Setups Share Their Reality Of Working From Home (30 Pics)

The house shows affluence, the TP ignorance, the post arrogance. It’s an American trifecta

33 Working From Home Jokes That People Who Can’t Work From Home Will Get

Funny, but actually we’re still out there making sure there’s TP and eggs on your local store’s shelf for 30 seconds every morning. Be safe!

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

Well what isn’t, really XD

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

Because corned beef is 2x the normal price til after St. Patty’s Day, when it will be 1/2 the normal price. ‘Murica!

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

It’s spring water, and 25% the price of Fiji. Whatever, more for me.

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

They’re delicious, but apparently not worth the extra $0.50 to the budget-minded apocalypse buyer.

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

I do.....

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Pungent Sauce • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

33 Working From Home Jokes That People Who Can’t Work From Home Will Get

Ah ha is funny cause it's what his name looks like.

Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

33 Working From Home Jokes That People Who Can’t Work From Home Will Get

Ah ha is funny cause it's what his name looks like.

Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

I do.

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Pungent Sauce • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

30 People Share Hilarious And Strange Reasons They Would Call In Sick

There's always money in the banana stand.

Girls Share How They're Treated Differently With And Without Makeup (27 Pics)

You look way better without in my opinon. It's up to you, obviously, but that lipstick isn't doing you any favours.

Pungent Sauce • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

Reminds me of the place I worked where “Team!” was everywhere, even after the 60% downsizing the month after I was hired XD

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

Honestly not the worst bit of advice when dealing with hot-headed teen employees. “Please come see me and we can talk it through” is a lot better than “I’m not here to babysit you, grow up or go home” (Although the conversation could end that way, lol. At least they tried.)

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

Reminds me of the place I worked where “Team!” was everywhere, even after the 60% downsizing the month after I was hired XD

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

Honestly not the worst bit of advice when dealing with hot-headed teen employees. “Please come see me and we can talk it through” is a lot better than “I’m not here to babysit you, grow up or go home” (Although the conversation could end that way, lol. At least they tried.)

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

I honestly respect your Doctorate in Egyptology, and if you’re into literature we can have long discussions late into the evening, but this is just a taco cart. $14/hr and we split the tips.

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

You get to love for 1800 seconds, then kindly gtfo.

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

Shameless Capitalistic greed doesn’t stop at the Canadian Border, eh?

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Pungent Sauce • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

We Illustrate The Struggles Of Finding A Job (13 New Pics)

Hannah is fantastic.

We Illustrate The Struggles Of Finding A Job (13 New Pics)

I had this happen. Online application (Truck driver, 10 year work/address history) then over the next 10 days an in person interview, driving skills test, math aptitude and hazardous materials tests, facilities tour, letter of employment offer, then.... nothing. Almost lost the job I already had because of it.

Transgender Girl Recorded Her MTF Journey For Over 2 Years, Finally Feels Happy

I dated a woman who just had to spend 30-45mins putting on makeup before leaving the house. She really didn’t need to, but did anyway. It was such a waste of both our time. I feel as though this person has to do this achieve the desired effect. But hey, if it makes them happy, and they have the $$$$ for that much camouflage, good for them.

24 Of The Funniest Language Jokes And Puns

I can’t even being to overstate how far over your head that one went 😂

Americans Are Making Jokes About The $1,200 Stimulus Checks And Here's 33 Of The Best Ones

Adult Child AKA Lazy SOB: “He lived with you in your home all year. e.g. your son is too old to be your Qualifying Child. BUT, because his income was under $3,700 and you provided more than half of his support for the year, he is your Qualifying Relative and can be claimed as your dependent on your tax return.“

30 Times Dogs Turned Out To Be A Different Breed Than The Owners Anticipated

Can I buy you a nail trimmer?😬

The Muslim Keymaster Of The Church Of The Holy Sepulchre Closed Its Doors For The First Time Since The Black Plague In 1349

Meanwhile the US mega-church death-cultists insist on holding services, and that their unemployed members continue to tithe to the millionaire pastors, while contributing $0 to Covid relief efforts. WWJD?

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

The same thing I do every night, pink one...

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Quality controlled by Inspector ‘C’

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Proper distancing too, good boy.

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

“You left me with HER!”

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

One’s got that tic of white by his nose and his bib is a bit bigger, but uh, yeah, you gots 2 kitties now. Big uns. XD

Pungent Sauce • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

510mi at interstate speeds with a Radar Detector, lol. But, those are illegal in Ontario.

"Ask Me A Question, Then Edit Your Question To Make Me Look Like A Jerk" (30 Of The Best Submissions)

I’m agreeing w this one. And since it’s instant deposit, I’m buying the elderly homeless person an entire happy meal, with toy, and a nicer sack.

Tired Of Getting Ghosted, This Woman Made A Survey So That She Can 'Improve For The Next Candidate'

If she sent this to a guy who “ghosted” her 10hrs earlier because he has a life, I would be wary of her, perfect ass be damned.

People Sick Of Seeing Glamorous Workspace Setups Share Their Reality Of Working From Home (30 Pics)

The house shows affluence, the TP ignorance, the post arrogance. It’s an American trifecta

33 Working From Home Jokes That People Who Can’t Work From Home Will Get

Funny, but actually we’re still out there making sure there’s TP and eggs on your local store’s shelf for 30 seconds every morning. Be safe!

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

Well what isn’t, really XD

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

Because corned beef is 2x the normal price til after St. Patty’s Day, when it will be 1/2 the normal price. ‘Murica!

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

It’s spring water, and 25% the price of Fiji. Whatever, more for me.

Pungent Sauce • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

Artist Keeps Illustrating Everyday Life With His Wife, And Now We Get To See Their Baby Daughter (38 Pics)

I'm 30.. No babies.. No desire for one.

Illustrator Makes Funny Cartoons And Attracts Everyone With His Alter Ego (New Pics)

30 Times Dogs Turned Out To Be A Different Breed Than The Owners Anticipated

Maybe ate a couple of cocker spaniels

I Illustrated Each Day Of Quarantine With My Wife And A Cat (20 Pics)

Brings back memories. This is basically what summers were like growing up on a rural country road in the ‘65 - ‘82 give or take (except for the zoom one). Forts, cats, a St. Bernard (missing in the comic) , playing army, playing barbies, playing spaceship, writing plays, choreographing dances (badly), the pond and wild creatures were key. It got really tough in high school, because friends (and boys) were the priority. My friend and I would walk 2 miles from our houses and meet in the middle, then walk back to one of our houses. Almost every darn day. She lived in a trailer park, which I thought was amazing because it seemed like a city to me! And boys were there. I still think sidewalks are an amazing luxury. Sadly most people now are staring at screens. It’s good for mental health to make fun out of nothing, for kids and grownups both. But it can be torture when it’s not by choice.

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Put clothes on her...then she can be edited into a raw chicken wearing clothes.

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Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

There is a little mistake in there: As long as it is still attached to your body, you don't go to the hospital

Pungent Sauce • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

33 Working From Home Jokes That People Who Can’t Work From Home Will Get

Ah ha is funny cause it's what his name looks like.

Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

I do.

Pungent Sauce • upvoted 3 items 3 months ago

30 People Share Hilarious And Strange Reasons They Would Call In Sick

There's always money in the banana stand.

Girls Share How They're Treated Differently With And Without Makeup (27 Pics)

You look way better without in my opinon. It's up to you, obviously, but that lipstick isn't doing you any favours.

40 People Share Their Workplace Fails

Did he give You hell for this?

Pungent Sauce • upvoted 5 items 4 months ago

People Over 30 Years Old Share Which Things They Didn't Believe About Aging Turned Out To Be True

In your 30s you're only playing with being older. It's nothing.

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

It's your money and you can do what you like but what a waste when it could do good. I would give monthly donations to charity. You can still tell them what you doing and why to stop the squabbling.

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

Revenge is a dish best serve with bread sticks.

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

Where would the fun be in that :-) ?

Hollywood Did Not Appreciate Ricky Gervais Roasting Them With His Golden Globes Monologue

As a comedian, I never found Gervais remotely funny. I tried a few things of his, but nope, not a titter, so I lost interest in him and never had any time for him. Now, I'm a big fan! Still don't find him funny, but when he bursts those fragile little egos, that is beyond comedy and so, so true.

Pungent Sauce • upvoted an item 9 months ago

30 People Share Anonymous Confessions That They Wouldn't Admit Publicly

I do that to just stay home with the kitties! Sometimes I just need to be around them and surprisingly, they kinda know it : ).

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