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Proxima Centauri • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

Rather, love is seeing, you see deeper than most. Jabba might unknown to the world have a beautiful, allthough well hidden soul.

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

We had only one. But sometimes in fair weather also a poor version of swedish tv.

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

Rather, love is seeing, you see deeper than most. Jabba might unknown to the world have a beautiful, allthough well hidden soul.

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

We had only one. But sometimes in fair weather also a poor version of swedish tv.

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

There was a song 'Hitler has only one ball, Göring has two, but very small, and Goebels has none at all'. Sung to Colonel Bogey (River Kwai March), so my wording is not precise.

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Proxima Centauri • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

30 Careers That Seem Great But Are Actually Horrible And Careers That Are Often Overlooked, As Shared In This Online Thread

Then they found the wrong companies to work for. My company required 55+ hours a week during busy season. Not that hard to accomplish and still have time for family. Busy season is usually mid January to Mid April, then it slows down and we are encouraged to take time off. Starts up again in September to end of October. We usually get extra days off during down time. The worst part about being a CPA is having to get in 40+ hours of continuing education to keep your license...but I'm not a CPA. Just a Tax CSR that earns good money with a company that is flexible enough, they are not requiring staff to return to the office, but rather allowing them to work from home most days. Makes the work/family balance easier to maintain. And it is 100% placement. I love my job!

Lawyers Who Write Wills Are Sharing The 40 Weirdest And Craziest Requests Their Clients Have Made

It's awesome to be the favorite grandchild.

Proxima Centauri • upvoted an item 4 days ago

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Yoga teacher. I am still doing my yoga teacher training, but it is basically an MLM.

Proxima Centauri • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Except that you have moved a long way with the galaxy.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

It's a male skeleton.

Proxima Centauri • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

There was a 'naughty' bible that said 'Thou shall commit adultery', alas, most copies were burnt. There just might have been one that said 'Thou shall steal'.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

No. Hands are not legs, and neither is a cane. At night (or after death), you don't walk, allthough sleepwalking is on two legs. This is of course the classical riddle of the sfinx.

Proxima Centauri • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

easily disproven? You've only suggested the possibility of earlier written language, nothing proved or disproved here

Proxima Centauri • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

I have heard that it is a serious problem that too many insects are disapearing.

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

There might be buttons in the receiver, if not a dial.

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Proxima Centauri • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Wonder what happened that they had to add "have a wash before you come in." Is personal hygiene such a big problem?

Proxima Centauri • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

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Proxima Centauri • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

"What 'Family Secret' Did You Learn That Totally Shocked You?" (35 Answers)

There are different kinds of witchcraft.

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

What is a hint?

"What 'Family Secret' Did You Learn That Totally Shocked You?" (35 Answers)

There are different kinds of witchcraft.

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

What is a hint?

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

If a woman plays the game of 'When a woman says no, she means yes', skip her.

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

Somebody said that every woman has enough clothes, too many shoes and much too many handbags. My wife disagrees.

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

I love my wife without makeup. I have the suspicion that many women use makeup mostly to impress other women, it takes a woman to really appreciate the time and effort thats needed to a create a really 'stunning' work. My two daugthers takes so much time with their friends preparing for a party, that I tend to think that the real pleasure is here.

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Proxima Centauri • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

The ‘World Beauties And Wonders’ Facebook Page Showcases The Most Interesting Discoveries Around The World, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Religion tends to make good people better and bad people worse.

The ‘World Beauties And Wonders’ Facebook Page Showcases The Most Interesting Discoveries Around The World, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Ships are female. She Could Continue Her Journey.

Proxima Centauri • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

40 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Give Their Children, According To People In This Thread

In Scandinavia Bjørn (or Björn) meaning bear is a very common name.

50 Interesting But Pretty Disturbing Things, As Shared In This Online Community

I would rather said that christianity is build on the teachings of Paulus, who never says: Jesus said this or did that, but: My vision told me this and that. By the way, they are supposed to have some very good weed in the area.

40 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Give Their Children, According To People In This Thread

In Scandinavia Bjørn (or Björn) meaning bear is a very common name.

50 Interesting But Pretty Disturbing Things, As Shared In This Online Community

10 Unexpected Products These Famous Brands Started With

No. Bo Bojesen was a (very funny) cartoonist. The monkey was made by Kaj Bojesen.

30 Funny And Bizarre Pics From The "Musical Instruments With Chaotic Auras" Twitter Page

I suppose its for playing 'Musical chairs'

30 Funny And Bizarre Pics From The "Musical Instruments With Chaotic Auras" Twitter Page

As there is no valves, I imagine you move the mouthpiece to play in different keys.

30 Times People Made It Clear To Everyone Else They're Rich Without Even Trying

Dollars or yens?

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

Hold door! (GOT)

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them (New Pics)

So what? Yes, a bit creepy for my taste, but he is not going to harm anybody, and if a doll turns him on, its none business of ours.

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Proxima Centauri • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Living in Germany I found out the following: most likely the entire generation of kids moved to the east in a huge resettling movement or it might have been the pest. They say it could not have been the crusades (there was one consisting mostly of children) but that one took place 1212 and the exiting of the children is to have taken place in 1284.

Rather Creepy, Funny, Interesting And Weird... This Is What Curiosity Does

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Rather Creepy, Funny, Interesting And Weird... This Is What Curiosity Does

LEGO - Wooden Pull-Along Toys

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Proxima Centauri • upvoted an item 2 months ago

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread

I feel so bad for Mary Wollstonecraft. If that gross piece of s**t doctor washed his greasy hands before delivering her child, she could’ve achieved great things

Proxima Centauri • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

After reading this I spit out my chicken dinner!

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Shed A New Light On Our Past

Insulin isn't a vaccination....

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Proxima Centauri • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

Rather, love is seeing, you see deeper than most. Jabba might unknown to the world have a beautiful, allthough well hidden soul.

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

We had only one. But sometimes in fair weather also a poor version of swedish tv.

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

There was a song 'Hitler has only one ball, Göring has two, but very small, and Goebels has none at all'. Sung to Colonel Bogey (River Kwai March), so my wording is not precise.

Proxima Centauri • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Except that you have moved a long way with the galaxy.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

It's a male skeleton.

Proxima Centauri • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

There was a 'naughty' bible that said 'Thou shall commit adultery', alas, most copies were burnt. There just might have been one that said 'Thou shall steal'.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

No. Hands are not legs, and neither is a cane. At night (or after death), you don't walk, allthough sleepwalking is on two legs. This is of course the classical riddle of the sfinx.

Proxima Centauri • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

I have heard that it is a serious problem that too many insects are disapearing.

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

There might be buttons in the receiver, if not a dial.

Proxima Centauri • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

People Share 40 Things That Are True But That No One Wants To Hear

I hate cheese

People Share 40 Things That Are True But That No One Wants To Hear

Please, not blackness. Just imagine to look at blackness for millions and millions of years. There is no blackness, just nothing and no you.

“Best Ads Of All Time”: 50 Amazing Ads Shared On This Twitter Page

At a meeting the chairman said: 'Gentlemen, we have to do something about the dam'd clock'.

Proxima Centauri • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

"What 'Family Secret' Did You Learn That Totally Shocked You?" (35 Answers)

There are different kinds of witchcraft.

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

What is a hint?

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

If a woman plays the game of 'When a woman says no, she means yes', skip her.

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

Somebody said that every woman has enough clothes, too many shoes and much too many handbags. My wife disagrees.

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

Proxima Centauri • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

The ‘World Beauties And Wonders’ Facebook Page Showcases The Most Interesting Discoveries Around The World, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Religion tends to make good people better and bad people worse.

The ‘World Beauties And Wonders’ Facebook Page Showcases The Most Interesting Discoveries Around The World, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Ships are female. She Could Continue Her Journey.

Proxima Centauri • commented on a post 1 month ago

40 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Give Their Children, According To People In This Thread

In Scandinavia Bjørn (or Björn) meaning bear is a very common name.

Proxima Centauri • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

Lawyers Who Write Wills Are Sharing The 40 Weirdest And Craziest Requests Their Clients Have Made

It's awesome to be the favorite grandchild.

30 Careers That Seem Great But Are Actually Horrible And Careers That Are Often Overlooked, As Shared In This Online Thread

MoonLover10792 reply

Yoga teacher. I am still doing my yoga teacher training, but it is basically an MLM.

Proxima Centauri • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

easily disproven? You've only suggested the possibility of earlier written language, nothing proved or disproved here

Proxima Centauri • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Wonder what happened that they had to add "have a wash before you come in." Is personal hygiene such a big problem?

Proxima Centauri • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

Rather Creepy, Funny, Interesting And Weird... This Is What Curiosity Does

LEGO - Wooden Pull-Along Toys

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Shed A New Light On Our Past

Insulin isn't a vaccination....

Musical

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread

I feel so bad for Mary Wollstonecraft. If that gross piece of s**t doctor washed his greasy hands before delivering her child, she could’ve achieved great things

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

After reading this I spit out my chicken dinner!

Proxima Centauri • upvoted 3 items 3 months ago

35 ‘Shockingly’ Good Programmer Jokes And Memes From This Online Group (New Pics)

Tough day, right?

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

I actually like it !

Things-Guys-Wish-Women-Knew

Just say it straight. Don't make me read between the lines or trying and take a hint. How in the heck am I supposed to know you're into me if you don't say it. I don't know you well enough to read your brand of body language, but I'm interested in you cause you seem cool. If you respond with a "no" to my interest I will respect your boundaries, don't expect me to "try harder". No means no. Verbal communication is way better.

Proxima Centauri • upvoted 5 items 4 months ago