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This Is What The Forgotten 7 Wonders Of The Ancient World Really Looked Like In Their Prime

It's a shame that none of them were preserved over the years

Canadians Try To Roast Americans Over 'Caution Hot' Signs On Coffee Cups, Get Burned With Comebacks

If heated beyond boiling, any liquid would have been perfectly safe, because any liquid heated beyond boiling is called steam and steam can not be poured into a cup and handed to a customer as it is a vapor.

This Is What The Forgotten 7 Wonders Of The Ancient World Really Looked Like In Their Prime

It's a shame that none of them were preserved over the years

Canadians Try To Roast Americans Over 'Caution Hot' Signs On Coffee Cups, Get Burned With Comebacks

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

Only to find out that they sold it while you thought you could do better.

Canadians Try To Roast Americans Over 'Caution Hot' Signs On Coffee Cups, Get Burned With Comebacks

After reading this article and all the comments, I've learned something valuable. Coffee is hot. Handle with care. Regardless of either argument from either side, hot beverages are going to be hot and should be treated as a potentially dangerous item. I'm an ice coffee person, so I can chug my my coffee and get on with my day. If I do want something hot though, I handle it with the respect that a dangerous item deserves. The level of heat should not be the focus here, the handling of a known hazard is.

Student Shares Pics From Art Book In His Former Christian College And The Censorship Is Beyond Ridiculous

Odd that they censored religious art commissioned by the church/pope. I wonder why they decided to oppose the pope. I was always led to believe that religious people had respect for all things of history like the Bible and all tangible ties to the beginnings of their belief system (i.e. the shroud of Turin, spear of destiny, Gutenberg Bible, and scriptures rescued from various perils). Why is the Mona Lisa considered offensive? I just don't understand.

Parrot Goes To 'Jail' After Warning Its Owners About A Police Drug Raid

This reminds me of the parrot who used to cuss out everyone who went to the local pet store in my home town. He didn't know what he was screaming, he just did as he was trained.

Manager Says She Doesn’t Employ People Who Don’t Send A Thank You Email, Gets Roasted Badly

So what you're saying is, if they don't have any qualifications, but send an email thanking you for doing your job, they are hired? Honestly, I'd rather have the competent employee over the desperate kissass. Ten years of ego stroking morons must have been a thrilling accidental success, but the reality of your choices has to have come up more than a time or two.

Senator Says Nurses Don’t Need Breaks As They Spend Most Of The Day Playing Cards, Nurses Respond With Sarcastic Pics

I dare her to work one year under the current conditions. I dare her to get a degree in the profession. Though all the nurses on the planet hate her guts now, they will be the ones caring for her when she has her next heart attack, day and night, until she is well enough to make an international fool of herself again.

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

My garage needs that! And I need a camera to record my fiancé's reaction!

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

My new hire was looking over my shoulder as this came up on my phone. I cry laughed for an hour straight after her innocent comment, "Is she planning to use both hands? She should take that ring off first though, that would hurt." It's her second day of her first job ever, and oh so innocent. Pretty sure I'm keeping her after that.

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Dye job gone right. This is why my fiancé is not allowed to dye her own hair at home.

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

This is why a lot of people don't wash their filthy hands

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Awesome! Got any with more holes in it? That must be what makes them work. Right, Jake?

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Brady: Can I talk to a human now? PayPal: Thanks! Have a great day! --Session terminated by Brady-- Brady: The hell it was! (Starts new chat session, and eventually gives up after two hours of the same thing) Well, I guess I got scammed again

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Ears down = not happy

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Go into the light Carolann!

Woman Who Was Invited To Bachelorette Party Out Of 'Pity' Sends Out List Of Insane Rules All Girls Must Follow

Sadly, I know someone like this. Still think it's made up, but I do personally know someone who would actually do this.

I Photograph Shelter Dogs Out Of Their Kennels To Help Potential Adopters Imagine Them In An Everyday Scenario (19 Pics)

I brought you a muffin Hooch!

Someone Tweets About Super Hero Fans Being Undateable, So This Woman Reveals The Toxicity Surrounding Men

Cargo shorts = Purse pants

18 Historical Events That Nobody Has Been Able To Explain So Far

They came. They saw. They just HAD to get a closer look at those sideburns!

18 Historical Events That Nobody Has Been Able To Explain So Far

That might be a license plate number for an interstellar gray alert. Grandpa wandered away from his galaxy again

18 Historical Events That Nobody Has Been Able To Explain So Far

It's a soup recipe. See the crackers? Unless they're chocolate chip cookies, then it's just a reminder to eat more cookies

Coffee Shop Manager Shares Her 9 Worst Client Stories

Being a manager of a cafe is still the one job I would never want again, but am happy I did. The ugly peoples stories are all true and then some, but we had our regulars who we loved and were always excited to see everyday. I worked open to close 6 days a week for a year before the owner signed our death warrant, "Increase prices but reduce portion sizes and food quality. Our loyal customers would never abandon us." They lasted two months after I walked out right after those words were spoken to me.

We Create Comics With Twisted Endings (3 New Stories)

This is one of my most favorite genres. So Much similar in storytelling style to the Rod Sterling "Twilight Zone" stories I grew up with. Please keep it up! I love finding new talent in such a difficult genre to write well.

I Illustrate My Everyday Problems As A Woman In Funny And Relatable Comics

Is she pooping?

The Texas Bluebonnet Challenge Is Going Viral And Here Are The 30 Best Photos From Police Officers So Far

I love a lady in uniform!

28 Stunning Close-Up Photos Of Everyday Objects By Self-Taught Photographer

Great! Now I want a cookie!

30 Of The Funniest Boss Memes

Employee: On it boss! And by "it" I mean morphine!

30 Of The Funniest Boss Memes

Do what my last new hire did, drunkenly FaceTime your boss (thinking you're only taking a selfie), and yell for your girlfriend to "Grab the ketchup!" So it'll look real as you giggle like a fool. Had a heck of a time firing him with a straight face.

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Canadians Try To Roast Americans Over 'Caution Hot' Signs On Coffee Cups, Get Burned With Comebacks

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Xoxo • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

This Is What The Forgotten 7 Wonders Of The Ancient World Really Looked Like In Their Prime

It's a shame that none of them were preserved over the years

Canadians Try To Roast Americans Over 'Caution Hot' Signs On Coffee Cups, Get Burned With Comebacks

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

Only to find out that they sold it while you thought you could do better.

Canadians Try To Roast Americans Over 'Caution Hot' Signs On Coffee Cups, Get Burned With Comebacks

Student Shares Pics From Art Book In His Former Christian College And The Censorship Is Beyond Ridiculous

Parrot Goes To 'Jail' After Warning Its Owners About A Police Drug Raid

This reminds me of the parrot who used to cuss out everyone who went to the local pet store in my home town. He didn't know what he was screaming, he just did as he was trained.

Manager Says She Doesn’t Employ People Who Don’t Send A Thank You Email, Gets Roasted Badly

Senator Says Nurses Don’t Need Breaks As They Spend Most Of The Day Playing Cards, Nurses Respond With Sarcastic Pics

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

Bye bye diet!

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

She hates mushrooms and tomatoes, and I'm the cook in our house. So, whenever she makes me mad. Salsa stuffed mushrooms for dinner with enough leftovers to last an eon!

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

And color swatches and paint chips

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

*goes back to room and puts on pants. Walks out triumphantly.*. Ready!

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

How the hell did I miss our anniversary again?! I put a reminder in my phone!

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

Was that, "The other day?" Or "You know, a ways back."?

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

"Please alphabetize, were not savages Honey." I have heard these words on more than one occasion

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

Yes, but I'm sure that you were only doing that because you were impressed that you knew to stop all on your own.

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

It's best to let him handle his wood alone if that's what he wants.

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

My garage needs that! And I need a camera to record my fiancé's reaction!

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

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Canadians Try To Roast Americans Over 'Caution Hot' Signs On Coffee Cups, Get Burned With Comebacks

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Escaflowne ♥

Artist Paints Creatures She Sees Around Her Due To Pareidolia (34 Pics)

Funny, I saw Poe with his raven

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