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Tim Douglass • upvoted 13 items 5 hours ago

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

The entitlement in thinking that someone who works with photos and image editing is going to help you steal a photo from another professional really matches his bratty look.

30 Times Superiors Had To Lay Off Their Best Employee For The Most Unexpected Reasons, As Shared In This Online Group

yup, manager must have "signed" the document on behalf of the star perfomer. Serious breach in banking. I got into a career damaging trouble trying to help a colleague's recently widowed mother to withdraw money belonging to the deceased. They were poor. Widow was present in person.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

The entitlement in thinking that someone who works with photos and image editing is going to help you steal a photo from another professional really matches his bratty look.

30 Times Superiors Had To Lay Off Their Best Employee For The Most Unexpected Reasons, As Shared In This Online Group

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

Anything with that much mineral oil in it would "give [you] a go."

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Brutal copyright enforcement.

35 Weird Foods That We Now Know Are Edible, But It’s Surprising How Our Ancestors Found That Out, As Pointed Out By Folks Online

Upvote for teaching me a lot about pre-colonial lobster traditions. Thank you!

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

No, soft pass. Hard passing is why you need laxative mayonnaise in the first place.

30 Times Superiors Had To Lay Off Their Best Employee For The Most Unexpected Reasons, As Shared In This Online Group

To all the folks castigating the bank as the bad guy in this scenario; I would be willing to bet that what the branch manager did ran afoul of some government banking regulation. Reading this it sounds to me that somebody's signature was forged on a financial document.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

The watermark is there for a reason you cheapskate.

35 Weird Foods That We Now Know Are Edible, But It’s Surprising How Our Ancestors Found That Out, As Pointed Out By Folks Online

Not totally true. Lobster has been eaten by humans since the prehistoric period. Large piles of lobster shells near areas populated by fishing communities attest to the crustacean's extreme popularity during this period. Evidence indicates that lobster was being consumed as a regular food product in fishing communities along the shores of Britain, South Africa ~100,000 years ago, Australia, and Papua New Guinea ~35,000 years ago. Lobster is first mentioned in cookbooks during the medieval period. Le Viandier de Taillevent, a French recipe collection written around 1300, suggests that lobster (also called saltwater crayfish) be “Cooked in wine and water, or in the oven; eaten in vinegar.” Le Viandier de Taillevent is considered to be one of the first “haut cuisine” cookbooks. The French household guidebook Le Ménagier de Paris, published in 1393, includes no less than five recipes including lobster. From early 1400s to late 1600s, lobster was a popular dish among the upper classes

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Another great way to remove watermarks from photos? Pay the photographer!

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

That's only because you never saw my mother's. I learned to cook at a very young age

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

It looks like the press process only used two colors, black and red on a tan paper.

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

Actually, tongue is delicious!

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Tim Douglass • commented on 2 posts 5 hours ago

30 Times Superiors Had To Lay Off Their Best Employee For The Most Unexpected Reasons, As Shared In This Online Group

That was my first thought. Banking has a lot of laws in place to protect your money.

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

The skin referred to is "silver skin", that is the tendon sheath over the muscle.

Tim Douglass • upvoted 23 items 1 day ago

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

This is in fact a traditional Cornish dish. There's even a picture book about it called The Mousehole Cat (Mousehole is pronounced mowzill) by Antonia Barber.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Yup. just pay the photographer.

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

This is in fact a traditional Cornish dish. There's even a picture book about it called The Mousehole Cat (Mousehole is pronounced mowzill) by Antonia Barber.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Yup. just pay the photographer.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Only appropriate responce here

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

The acoustics probably suck without it

“Abandoned World”: 50 Eerie Pictures Of Forgotten Places, As Shared By This Online Page

They might be a faster growing variety.

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

This is actually false. There were absolutely sexual assaults and fights - not sure about murder though. However, like many things from the 60’s we know the legend. Unfortunately, people are people - some good, some distasteful, some absolutely awful

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

No, it was not a case of he "just wanted it," it was a mandatory Oath Of Office he was required to take before he was considered the President by law.

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

Nah..I’d run for a bus in shoes like that in the 1970s

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

If it's your money there's no lie. If it's joint money there is a lie by omission.

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

BordestPanda! Exactly! This platform is so anti-America and anti-everything that the US was ever involved in

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I can't stand the guy...

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Nothing new, US has had these for decades. I can think of at least a dozen along I90 from Washington through Montana.

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

These are common in the mountains in the USA. They usually end with a sand mound to stop them from going off a cliff.

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Labyrinths are amazing! But they aren't mazes!!

35 Weird Foods That We Now Know Are Edible, But It’s Surprising How Our Ancestors Found That Out, As Pointed Out By Folks Online

I always figured they just saw the otters and seagulls doing it and copied them

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

... as built in many medieval monasteries ...

35 Weird Foods That We Now Know Are Edible, But It’s Surprising How Our Ancestors Found That Out, As Pointed Out By Folks Online

In North America, we have a wild plant called a Ramp (Allium tricoccum) which is a relative of onions and leeks, all it takes is accidentally stepping on a couple of them to release that onion aroma that someone must have been curious about.

35 Weird Foods That We Now Know Are Edible, But It’s Surprising How Our Ancestors Found That Out, As Pointed Out By Folks Online

Canadians had a lot of time for experiments before the introduction of hockey.

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

There’s a weird hive-mind effect on this site about hating America, everything it has ever done, and everything it will do. While I doubt anyone would disagree that the US was a tremendous help in WWII, they’ll still downvote the pictures of them for whatever reason.

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

I used to go to a Dunkin that would give me donuts upside down in the bag regardless if you were rude or not,

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Werratalbrück in Germany (in the pic): it's f*cking steep. Up to 8%. the older trucks needed the emergency way really often. in the orignal post are more :)

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

It anoys me profusedly that there are kno red lines unda the txt I type on BP.

50 Photos That Provide “Alternate Angles” On Events, Places, And Things You Might Not Have Seen Before (New Pics)

While others are elementary

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Tim Douglass • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It's Impossible Not To Laugh At Them (50 New Tweets)

When I was a kid my mom would tell us "you'd better eat it, because it's going to keep showing up until you do!"

30 Times Honest Kids Slam-Dunked Adults With Savage Roasts, As Shared In This Online Thread

With that attitude kid, it'll definitely be for the rest of your (very short) life.

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Tim Douglass • commented on 2 posts 5 hours ago

30 Times Superiors Had To Lay Off Their Best Employee For The Most Unexpected Reasons, As Shared In This Online Group

That was my first thought. Banking has a lot of laws in place to protect your money.

40 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

The skin referred to is "silver skin", that is the tendon sheath over the muscle.

Tim Douglass • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It's Impossible Not To Laugh At Them (50 New Tweets)

When I was a kid my mom would tell us "you'd better eat it, because it's going to keep showing up until you do!"

30 Times Honest Kids Slam-Dunked Adults With Savage Roasts, As Shared In This Online Thread

With that attitude kid, it'll definitely be for the rest of your (very short) life.

Tim Douglass • commented on 9 posts 4 days ago

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

This is a cycle that has repeated many times throughout history.

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

Gotta pay for the Garmin subscription for updated maps!

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

I'm going to hazard a guess that it may not use more energy to stream movies than to go to the library or Blockbuster.

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

If anyone had actually read the license agreement on that old software they would have discovered that they didn't own it, only received a limited right to use it as long as the provider allowed them to.

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

I borrow library books onto my Kindle. With several thousand paper books on my shelves (and in boxes) I've gone to trying to avoid adding any more stuff to my life. E-books just make more sense - plus I tend to read a dozen books at a time, it's nice to be able to both take them all with me and to switch between them easily. The only thing I hate about e-books is that it's hard to flip back and re-read something especially if it's several chapters ago.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Experience.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Eh. You get used to it.

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

It is. The coffin one is just a made up explanation.

50 'Awkward Family Photos' Shared By People Who Cringe At Them To This Day (New Pics)

When I was young and flexible I could swivel my feet almost all the way backwards. It did tend to freak people out a bit...

Tim Douglass • commented on a post 6 days ago

"IT Guy & Art Girl": 50 Funny And Relatable Comics By Bonnie Pang (New Pics)

IT guys have a pathological fear of bugs - it's an occupational hazard.

Tim Douglass • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

Person Asks "What Dishes Do Professional Chefs Dislike Preparing At A Restaurant?", Gets 30 Various Responses

You forget that in that 2 minutes you are taking 6 other pans of eggs off the burners, plating them and then starting another 6 pans. Oh, and arguing with the bread delivery guy while begging the dishwasher to get some more plates onto the line pronto!

“Just Had A Zoom Job Interview, And The Recruiter Asked Me To ‘Show Her Around The Room’”

My first reaction was to respond "you first". Show me your personal spaces and I'll think about letting you see mine, but unless you are willing to do it don't expect it of me.

Tim Douglass • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

30 People Reveal "Dirty Little Secrets" About The Industries They Work In That Companies Try To Hide From Customers

That's actually a perfectly legitimate reason for raising rent. He has no obligation to subsidize your housing.

30 People Reveal "Dirty Little Secrets" About The Industries They Work In That Companies Try To Hide From Customers

If you read the actual reports on those crashes, you will find that pilot error was what enabled the malfunctioning MCAS system to lead to the crash. In one of them the pilots actually turned the system off, got control back, then turned it back on and it caused them to crash. The MCAS system was causing a problem, but the real problem had nothing to do with the plane, but rather the training. It was essentially that the MCAS was supposed to make the Max fly like a regular 737 so the pilots weren't trained on the differences. Without that training they didn't know how to fly the plane with MCAS off.

30 People Reveal "Dirty Little Secrets" About The Industries They Work In That Companies Try To Hide From Customers

This is, in my experience, exactly the opposite. Equipment doesn't matter. My sister takes better pictures with her cell phone than I can take with 10,000 worth of gear. It's not the equipment or understanding it, it's all about the artistic eye that lets you see what will make an attractive shot.

30 People Reveal "Dirty Little Secrets" About The Industries They Work In That Companies Try To Hide From Customers

I kind of annoyed everyone at my home closing by reading every page of every document before signing. Close to 100 pages. Good think I read fast, but still...

Tim Douglass • upvoted 20 items 7 hours ago

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Brutal copyright enforcement.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

The entitlement in thinking that someone who works with photos and image editing is going to help you steal a photo from another professional really matches his bratty look.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

The watermark is there for a reason you cheapskate.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Another great way to remove watermarks from photos? Pay the photographer!

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Yup. just pay the photographer.

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Only appropriate responce here

Artist Creates Fun Comics That Illustrate Familiar Life Situations (New Pics)

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Expecting the man to "entertain" her on a date and arrange all logistics and events. Note: it is not a bad thing if a guy wants to surprise his date with something fun, or do something thoughtful, or plan something special. The problem is when the woman does constantly expects her boyfriend to arrange everything, like he's a concierge at a hotel, especially if she does not reciprocate. Worst is when the woman provides no input about what she'd like to do and then sulks when the man does not use ESP to divine her wishes.