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Doob • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

I smiled when i read that

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

This may seem rude, but, she even looked like dog s**t?

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

I smiled when i read that

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

This may seem rude, but, she even looked like dog s**t?

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

The hell?

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Doob • commented on 8 posts 1 week ago

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

*russian music starts*

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

But then a bot managed to say banana when requested so I was like f**k it

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

*russian music starts*

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

But then a bot managed to say banana when requested so I was like f**k it

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Yeah I always get people to say banana

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Why you gotta disrespect Mr.Krabbs like that

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Bot

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

"You may not want it, it was money that was involved in a robbery with several casualties."

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

???

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

What the f*****g crack-smelling f**k???

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Doob • commented on 15 posts 2 weeks ago

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

TLDR: Grandma is a Narcassistic antivax horder who ruins lives and increases anxiety, who is not coming back any time soon.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

And, she sat on and broke out outdoor firepit, and when my father confronted her, saying that it wasnt a f*****g stool, do you know what that m***********g asshat said...? She said "oh well I know that now" so that m**********r isnt coming back to our house any time soon, and I am tempted to destroy the facebook account she left logged in on our home computer.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

TLDR: Grandma is a Narcassistic antivax horder who ruins lives and increases anxiety, who is not coming back any time soon.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

That day, and most of the rest of her visit, but that f*****g idiotic r****d made my anxiety go from "Oh no, I just dropped something expensive and now I am going to get in trouble" to "oh s**t, I have to do stuff, guess i better have a mental breakdown first" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I hope the shitbag rots in the deep depths of f*****g hell... oh and, she is also antivax, and saying things like essensial oils like lavender will help you with covid, and stuff like that. also, she walks SO F*****K I N G SLOW, that even a army of turtles stampeeding through peanut butter would beat her in a race.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

saying no multiple times, and said then fine, she wanted icecream, and we had vanilla right there in the m***********g freezer, but oh, no, this *vanilla* was simply not good enough, she wanted the coffee icecream that was in the f*****g outdoor freezer, which I said "if you want it, go get it yourself" but of course because her feet were hurting "oh so bad" she couldnt walk down the stairs and up a f*****g ramp into a shed to get some f*****g icecream. So she stormed off back to her hellhole, and stayed there.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, time for a different story from the same time she visited. My mother had just lost a baby, and, I was rushing to make dinner, and this f*****g asshat comes out of the f*****g hellhole, into the kitchen, and says "where is my food" I didnt f*****g make anything to be gluten free for her fake health problems, and, keep in mind, I was rushed, and I make good food, but at that moment, she crossed the line, so I just stopped talking to her for the rest of *continued*

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

thanks... but... my grandmother is a narcissist, and we just got her out of our house. She is also a horder, and and example of her being a narcissist, she fakes having celiac's disease, something I know, as she has had gluten several times, and is fine, and she buys sooooo much gluten free stuff, which is alot more expensive than the normal stuff, and this is only if she comes with my family to the store, and she desides that, even though all of our stuff is way cheaper than her disease food, that it is fair that we split the bill in half, even though her stuff is like $100, and ours is like, $40. Then, she had the f*****g audacity to come out of her hellhole (guestroom that she makes stinks like the devil's attic) at like, 9:30 pm, and tell me she wants something sweet. Well, she often made jello for everyone, one of the only decent things she has done, and I had yet to eat mine, well, guess what happend that night. She kept telling me that she wanted my jello, despite me-*continued*

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

Load 'er up

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

And a doctor's opinion about something medical when they have 4 years of training versus the opinion of a 57 year old antivax/antimask based off of a google search.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

I dont get how this one is savage

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

To see the virtual food in front of you on your table in your device, but not on the actual table

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

But that would require AR, not VR

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

Tho hallmark is kinda trash ngl, with those same a*s movies, and being low buget, they try to be appealing but they end up being garbage

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them (New Pics)

Yessssssssss 300 upvotes

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them (New Pics)

You can actually do that?!?!

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them (New Pics)

OH MY GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING BEING TITLED *HMMM*????

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

Did you know, thats a form of manipulatin, with the bad cop scaring you, and then the good cop saves you, making you more willing to talk somehow

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Doob • upvoted 8 items 2 weeks ago

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

TLDR: Grandma is a Narcassistic antivax horder who ruins lives and increases anxiety, who is not coming back any time soon.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

TLDR: Grandma is a Narcassistic antivax horder who ruins lives and increases anxiety, who is not coming back any time soon.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

I dont get how this one is savage

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

To see the virtual food in front of you on your table in your device, but not on the actual table

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

It stands for "Grafics Interchange Format," so it's pronounced GIF, NOT JIF.

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Doob • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them (New Pics)

A congregation of the entire Weasley family.

Doob • commented on 4 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Gave Their Children, As Shared In This Thread

Its not a very fun easter egg hunt if the eggs are labeled to indevidual people, also, why where the parents mad, it was their f*****g fault!

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

That kinda looks like DanTDM

30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Gave Their Children, As Shared In This Thread

Its not a very fun easter egg hunt if the eggs are labeled to indevidual people, also, why where the parents mad, it was their f*****g fault!

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

That kinda looks like DanTDM

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

I say just give it so like, idk the first responders in your old town or something, a nice treat for helping people

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

except for the slashed tires

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Doob • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

'Not My Animal': 40 Animal Pics That Just Don't Make Any Sense, As Shared On This Instagram Account

ohhhh... its just the two paws

Doob • submitted a new post 3 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupidest Thing You Have Done When Your Brain's Autopilot Misfired? (Closed)

Doob • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Create A Relatable Meme (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Edit A Photo To Make It Look Different (Closed)

Doob • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Google "Florida Man" And Then Your Birthday, And Let Us Know What Pops Up (Closed)

Doob • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupidest Thing You Have Done When Your Brain's Autopilot Misfired? (Closed)

Doob • submitted 7 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Make A Story Out Of Your Phone's Predictive Text (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Create A Relatable Meme (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Photoshop This Sad Person And Make Them Happy (Closed)

Show Me The Weirdest Thing You Have Found On The Internet.

Hey Pandas, Make Your Own Meme (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Edit A Photo To Make It Look Different (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make Him Happy, Please (Closed)

Doob • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

I smiled when i read that

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

This may seem rude, but, she even looked like dog s**t?

35 Times Service Industry Workers Celebrated Moments Of 'Instant Karma' After Dealing With Extremely Rude Customers

The hell?

Doob • commented on 8 posts 1 week ago

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

*russian music starts*

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

But then a bot managed to say banana when requested so I was like f**k it

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Yeah I always get people to say banana

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Why you gotta disrespect Mr.Krabbs like that

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Bot

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

"You may not want it, it was money that was involved in a robbery with several casualties."

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

???

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

What the f*****g crack-smelling f**k???

Doob • commented on 9 posts 2 weeks ago

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

TLDR: Grandma is a Narcassistic antivax horder who ruins lives and increases anxiety, who is not coming back any time soon.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

Load 'er up

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

And a doctor's opinion about something medical when they have 4 years of training versus the opinion of a 57 year old antivax/antimask based off of a google search.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

I dont get how this one is savage

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

To see the virtual food in front of you on your table in your device, but not on the actual table

Doob • upvoted 9 items 2 weeks ago

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

It stands for "Grafics Interchange Format," so it's pronounced GIF, NOT JIF.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

TLDR: Grandma is a Narcassistic antivax horder who ruins lives and increases anxiety, who is not coming back any time soon.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

I dont get how this one is savage

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

To see the virtual food in front of you on your table in your device, but not on the actual table

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them (New Pics)

A congregation of the entire Weasley family.

Doob • upvoted 11 items 1 month ago

33 More Short And Funny Comics With Twisted Endings By Trying Times Comics

Hey Pandas, Google "Florida Man" And Then Your Birthday, And Let Us Know What Pops Up

Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald’s sweet and sour packets ... Will this world ever lose idiocracy?

30 Funny Grammar Puns That Might Be Interesting Not Only To English Teachers

What

30 Funny Grammar Puns That Might Be Interesting Not Only To English Teachers

but why

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Thank you, i just ran over your child

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Thank you for your father dying

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

How incredibly sad

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Isn't that normal?

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