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TheReader19 • upvoted 6 items 19 hours ago

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I agree. My mom had quit smoking long before she showed any signs of dementia, but as the disease dug deeper she started asking for cigarettes (she didn't remember quitting). Considering she almost caused a fire by attempting to make toast with potato chips instead of bread, I hate to think what would have happened with a lighter or burning cigarette.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

She is happy, he is married! Together it makes ´happily married´.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

One of the most magnificent TV shows ever. It makes you laugh while it's chopping your heart into tiny, bloody bits.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I recommend a cat therapist for the dog.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I went home to visit my 78 year old mom who was in palliative care and dying of cancer. I discovered, for the first time, that she loves black Jelly Belly jellybeans. Later I was talking to my wife on the phone and told her this. Unbeknownst to me, she went straight out the door and down the street to Sugar Mountain candy shop, bought ALL the black Jelly Bellys they had, and FedExed them overnight to my parents' house. The next day 5 pounds of black Jelly Bellys show up, and I take them into my mother and say, "These are from your daughter in law." A few minutes later my mother hits the call button for the nurse and I say, alarmed, "Are you okay?" My mother says, "I'm great. I just want to show someone my jelly beans." I had to leave for the airport. She died six days later. It was the last time I ever saw her, and she was smiling like a kid on Christmas morning.

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TheReader19 • upvoted 34 items 1 day ago

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I'm gonna do it. Tell us how it works out for you

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

same!

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I'm gonna do it. Tell us how it works out for you

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

same!

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Friend of mine was in Japan on a student exchange and on the train complaining in English about what a horrible time she was having. A man in a suit turned to her as he exited and said, in English, "Japan is not that bad." She was embarrassed that he heard every word. Fast forward 5 years later and she is in America on a bus. Two Japanese ladies are behind her complaining in Japanese about how horribly dirty and rude Americans are. She turned to them and, in Japanese, said "C'mon. We're not ALL bad." She said they were mortified and apologetic.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

The dog is probably thinking "I have no idea what they're saying...but as long as they feed me....." And if he does know what they are saying, hopefully he's playing it to his advantage by getting paid in treats.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Sometimes therapists need to see a therapist too.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I'm imagining the dog lying on a sofa just saying "woof woof woof woof".

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Oh...😶

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Oh, you must be the bf then

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I'm not gonna lie, every time I've watched The Matrix, I have to admit to myself that I would 100% be the guy trying to get back IN to the simulation!! LOL!

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Me too

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Okay, but you're not ruining HER wedding pictures, you're ruining something that the couple/their families paid good money for. As we've all learned from the countless wedding entries here, you can't control what your guests do. Please don't mess up pictures that will (hopefully) be cherished memories for a lifetime.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Annabeth, Trisha has used the crying/laughing emoji. You probably see question marks instead - it's an app thing.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

This one kind of terrified me. When my grandmother was in the early stages of dementia she almost burned the house down leaving a burner unattended. I’d be petrified of a lit cigarette in the hands of a dementia patient

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

And now no Netflix either!

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Petty. I like it.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

The dog IS the therapist

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Haha! This would be my husband.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Netflix and no chill LOL

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Have you been on the Department of Lard’s website too?

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Damn onion NINJAS!!!

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I always want to ask Alexa to end the simulation {like the Matrix} but don't. I'm afraid if it does life might be worst then it is.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

But weren't you happy when you eventually realised that you could hear? Silver lining. 😏

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I had a 6 year old foster kid who was obsessed with wanting glasses like her older sister. Alas, she didn’t need them. :/ While her older sister walked around trying on various frames for her new glasses, she was trying to be supportive. I couldn’t bare to see her disappointed, so I told her to pick out whatever frames she also wanted. She was over-the-moon elated! We bought her “glasses” as-is without a prescription… just a clear lens. They were a hideous pink cat eye style. She wore them EVERYWHERE! And anytime she would get complimented on them, she’d tally up those compliments, “See? Another compliment!” It was ridiculously cute! :)

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Literally 🍪

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Noted. A new life hack learnt

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I watched 10 minutes of A Quiet Place on mute, thinking "wow, they really went all the way with the silence thing. Even the birds don't make any sound". I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

And rightly so.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

You little demon. 😇

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

The day I got married, my MIL homed in for a hug..... I misjudged the hight and found her a*s in my hand..... We never spoke about it.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

That's smart

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I have commited owl-napping. Poor thing had got in via chimney and tried to get out via windows. Neighbours was away on vacation, no contact info. Managed to wriggle a window up, rescued hysterical owl by putting a boot over its head and carry out for medical care, food and rest. Left a note to the neighbours on what happened. The house was full of feathers and owl poo already, had we not owlnapped her it would have been even worse when they got home. They didnt press charges or wanted money for the small hole near the window sill, we got chocolate instead. Owl made full recovery.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

🤣🤣🤣🤣 made them think

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Awwww so sweet

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Hopefully happily married

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50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

I'm not from America, but I propose a law that every pro lifer should have to adopt three kids in care.

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

I second that emotion, f**k you

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

Don't even try that s**t in the UK

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

Improving people's lives reduces the need for abortion

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

Preach, I refuse to discuss abortion with men, you can't get pregnant; it's not your business

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

As a Christian I TOTALLY agree with this, operation between government and religion

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

Thank God my body is lost menopause

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

Yes you can get an amen

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

You are very naive if you can't imagine this I'm afraid

50 Of The Most Important Reactions People Posted In Response To US Supreme Court Overturning Roe Vs. Wade

Sermon on the mount

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America really is turning into the handmaidens tale. How can you have more rights to buy a gun than a women has over her own body?

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Sorry, but this can't be a real person; can someone confirm it this is real?

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The dog looks like a high school principle

“Isn’t That?…. Oh Never Mind”: 28 Memes That Show Celebrities And Their Doppelgängers In A Funny Way By This German Artist

Her son?

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D**k

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

Nerves loosens bowels I'm afraid

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

What the hell?

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

So am I, spoke occupational health last week; said I'm not fit to come back yet

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

No, I don't think it was worth a try actually

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

Seven hours and twelve minutes 😂😂

TheReader19 • upvoted 20 items 21 hours ago

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

The company I worked for supplied free vend coffee machines. I put fake price stickers on the machines. It went ballistic. HR had to put out an Email assuring everyone it was somebodies idea of a joke. I think I got away with it.

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

That's smart

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Good

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Literally 🍪

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

That is so sweet

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Noted. A new life hack learnt

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

we sing happy birthday to my brother most times we eat out

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Awwww so sweet

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

Oh...😶

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

The day I got married, my MIL homed in for a hug..... I misjudged the hight and found her a*s in my hand..... We never spoke about it.

People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

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People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

That is hilarious!

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