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thebridget • upvoted 16 items 2 weeks ago

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

Ohhh I thought this meant while driving (if passenger) was confused

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Do people come over unannounced??? I need a couple of days to recover from that thought, thats how introverted I am😂 But seriously do people just come over without asking???

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

Ohhh I thought this meant while driving (if passenger) was confused

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Do people come over unannounced??? I need a couple of days to recover from that thought, thats how introverted I am😂 But seriously do people just come over without asking???

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

Even here in the US it's annoying. Can't tell you how many times lately I've had to lie and say I was good because people use "how ya doing" to mean "hi" and they aren't actually expecting an honest answer.

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

I like this. So tired of all the fake inquiries about myself.

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Lost me at "answering your front door".

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Lol, "In the unlikely event it's someone you do want to see"

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Don't open the door! That's the simplest, quickest, most effective solution.

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

I just don't answer the door, unless I'm expecting someone

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Exactly, like why do you even need all this work. Just check my doorcam and don't even have to get off my butt.

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

People I do want to see will let me know they are coming beforehand. Someone who just shows up is someone I do not want to see. (Unless it's someone delivering me a package; in which case I can check the window to see if there's a mail truck.) Easy-peasy.

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

I simply don't answer the door

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

"It's 85F outside, why do you have a coat on?"

New Neighbor Gets Blasted By Mormon Guests After Dinner As They Discovered That The Sauce He Made Contained Red Wine

I couldn't help laughing at this. A *lot* of the kids I grew up with in Idaho were Mormon, and they could be seriously hard drinkers. The LDS church and community are so riddled with odd restrictions and contradictions it is near impossible to wrap your head around most of them unless you grew up with it. (Not sorry I left them when I was 11 and never looked back).

New Neighbor Gets Blasted By Mormon Guests After Dinner As They Discovered That The Sauce He Made Contained Red Wine

Having grown up in Utah surrounded by Mormons, I'm pretty sure that they only objected to the wine sauce because the other Mormon attendees knew about it. There's an old joke from deer camp - "How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer over deer hunt? You bring another Mormon."

New Neighbor Gets Blasted By Mormon Guests After Dinner As They Discovered That The Sauce He Made Contained Red Wine

It's a personal thing. I know some that make and eat beer biscuits or have cooking alcohol on hand. And I know some who won't drink anything that remotely resembles alcohol, like sparkling apple cider. They should have told the chef they don't consume alcohol. He was trying to be nice. NTA.

New Neighbor Gets Blasted By Mormon Guests After Dinner As They Discovered That The Sauce He Made Contained Red Wine

I knew that Mormons didn't drink. But I didn't know they were not allowed to have it in food, particularly since it is only in there for flavoring. It seems a little extreme to expect people who are unfamiliar with the religion to know that. These neighbors are wrong to assume bad motives here.

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thebridget • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

New Neighbor Gets Blasted By Mormon Guests After Dinner As They Discovered That The Sauce He Made Contained Red Wine

This is absolutely correct!

thebridget • upvoted 11 items 3 weeks ago

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

"This was approved by my doc" hmm.. color me doubtful

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

Okay...but why? Like some of these you can still understand the logic behind. Husband is a trucker so a load joke. Couple are ranchers so a bred joke....is this lady's partner a beekeeper?

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

"This was approved by my doc" hmm.. color me doubtful

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

Okay...but why? Like some of these you can still understand the logic behind. Husband is a trucker so a load joke. Couple are ranchers so a bred joke....is this lady's partner a beekeeper?

Funny-Introvert-Jokes-Theintrovertnation

50 Funny Signs That Might Get You Wondering "Just What In The World Happened Here?"

Sounds like a painful experience.

30 Times People Received Marriage Advice That Sounded Absurd, But They Later Realized Was Spot-On

Slow clap for a dad changing his kid's diaper.

50 Funny Signs That Might Get You Wondering "Just What In The World Happened Here?"

I honestly wish we could just use metric, it's so much easier

50 Funny Signs That Might Get You Wondering "Just What In The World Happened Here?"

Yep, we sure will. BTW, do other countries measure a horse's height with hands or are we really that stubborn about metric?

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thebridget • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Times People Received Marriage Advice That Sounded Absurd, But They Later Realized Was Spot-On

"and I changed the first several few diapers while my wife recovered from a difficult labor." So...bro just handed diaper duty over to the woman when she had "recovered," huh,,? Father of the year right here.

thebridget • commented on a post 1 month ago

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

I, too, learned the hard way that gel icing isn't good for detail work 😅 This is still way cute 🥺

thebridget • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

Derpersnerk...but i love it!

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

From threatening to cute :D

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

Derpersnerk...but i love it!

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

From threatening to cute :D

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

This is good work. You should be proud of the time and effort you put into it. Nicely done!

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

I like the cute version better.

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

It's a baboon in Elsa costume and makeup!

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

There's actually a few really good attempts.

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

Knit vs crochet I think, and entirely the wrong weight yarn. It would have looked more like the original with a finer yarn.

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

s n e k

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

I… would consider this a huge win.

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

Some impressive efforts there! (Not talking to you, lower left corner)

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thebridget • submitted 6 list additions 4 years ago

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thebridget • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

New Neighbor Gets Blasted By Mormon Guests After Dinner As They Discovered That The Sauce He Made Contained Red Wine

This is absolutely correct!

thebridget • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Times People Received Marriage Advice That Sounded Absurd, But They Later Realized Was Spot-On

thebridget • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

"Nailed It": 50 Hilarious Times People Tried To Make Something Themselves But It Didn't Go As Expected

I, too, learned the hard way that gel icing isn't good for detail work 😅 This is still way cute 🥺

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

It was from someone else in the group who was also scammed. Cuz usually when you get a marketing text you can reply "STOP" and they won't text you anymore

Artist Illustrates The Pressures She And Other Women Face From Society In 30 New Honest Comics

This comment should not have any down votes! Saggy boobs still deserve love!

thebridget • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

This Online Group Encourages People To Live Frugally, And Here Are 50 Of Their Best Money-Saving Hacks (New Pics)

It's certainly not saving money now when irons are $20 and electricity keeps rising, but 50 years ago there was def a difference

This Online Group Encourages People To Live Frugally, And Here Are 50 Of Their Best Money-Saving Hacks (New Pics)

🎵 Having fun isn't hard, when you have a library card!🎤

thebridget • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

People Are Sharing 35 Genius Life Hacks And You Might Be Surprised You Never Thought Of Them

Why don't you offer to help instead of waiting for her to ask?? Sounds pretty inconsiderate to watch her do all of this for you and not step in to help.

“Medical Professionals, What Is The Stupidest Misconception A Patient Has Had About The Human Body?” (30 Stories)

Light refraction through your skin

“Medical Professionals, What Is The Stupidest Misconception A Patient Has Had About The Human Body?” (30 Stories)

Both

35 Cringy Text Messages That Hurt To Read

Is this a common thing with texting now? Narrating your "actions?"

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

Same

thebridget • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

45 Times Teens Got A Taste Of Their Own Medicine As Their Parents Hilariously Roasted Them On Twitter

That's all I can think of when folks spell it this way 😂

45 Times Teens Got A Taste Of Their Own Medicine As Their Parents Hilariously Roasted Them On Twitter

Lol my dad does that

I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life

What?? Aladdin is Arab and Tom Cruise is certainly not lol

50 Times People Spotted Something On Tumblr That Was Worth Sharing With The Whole World

Lol it looks so much like my dog and this is exactly how he would look 😂 "I was told there would be frisbees but there is a person stuck in here, how can they throw the frisbee in such a state??"

thebridget • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

People Who Are Supposedly Relatives Of Celebs Share What They're Like Behind Closed Doors At Family Reunions (40 Stories)

This is my favorite one on the list

People Are Sharing 40 Things We Are Still Normalizing But Need To Stop

They need an associate's degree and actual education on working with people in the community, not 12 weeks of firearm training.

thebridget • commented on a post 10 months ago

40 Notorious Comebacks That Put People In Their Place Immediately (New Pics)

Except you can't do that with an undergraduate degree in psychology 🙃

thebridget • commented on a post 1 year ago

35 Times ‘Karens’ Acted So Entitled, The Internet Had To Call Them Out For It In This Online Group

Meanwhile, this same guy probably complains that people are "too sensitive" these days and hates when people are politically correct.

thebridget • upvoted 20 items 2 weeks ago

“What Is A Little-Known Fact That Can Save You From A Life-Threatening Situation?” (30 Answers)

Ohhh I thought this meant while driving (if passenger) was confused

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

I like this. So tired of all the fake inquiries about myself.

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

Okay...but why? Like some of these you can still understand the logic behind. Husband is a trucker so a load joke. Couple are ranchers so a bred joke....is this lady's partner a beekeeper?

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

"This was approved by my doc" hmm.. color me doubtful

New Neighbor Gets Blasted By Mormon Guests After Dinner As They Discovered That The Sauce He Made Contained Red Wine

Funny-Introvert-Jokes-Theintrovertnation

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Do people come over unannounced??? I need a couple of days to recover from that thought, thats how introverted I am😂 But seriously do people just come over without asking???

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

"It's 85F outside, why do you have a coat on?"

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

I just don't answer the door, unless I'm expecting someone

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Don't open the door! That's the simplest, quickest, most effective solution.

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Lol, "In the unlikely event it's someone you do want to see"

"Introvert Nation": 50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page

Exactly, like why do you even need all this work. Just check my doorcam and don't even have to get off my butt.

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