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kotlety • upvoted 7 items 3 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

It's not dumped, it's stuck, they'll pay a hefty tow bill and an even larger fee to clean all that salt water out of every orifice, but it's a new vehicle so the oil system is still a sealed unit, the battery is a sealed AGM, coolant is also a closed system so unless they wait waaaaay too long and the thing is completely underwater, there will be no pollutants added to the ocean.

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

What is "Jim Bean?" Maybe they are a Jim Beam knock off and they have to keep it at a wearhouse? LOL

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

What is a "wearhouse"?

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kotlety • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

i saw 2.

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Unless the other driver reverses into you when you are stationary. It happened to me (as passenger) when some moron overshot the line at traffic lights. Then he claimed to have been rear-ended.

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

i saw 2.

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Unless the other driver reverses into you when you are stationary. It happened to me (as passenger) when some moron overshot the line at traffic lights. Then he claimed to have been rear-ended.

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

The one that rear ends is always at fault in my country. No discussions possible. Standard court ruling: You should have kept enough distance to stop before hitting the other vehicle. No matter what circumstances or what the other driver did.

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kotlety • upvoted 7 items 7 months ago

39 People Whose Genetics Made Them Unique (New Pics)

I would make a pair of pants for them

Corona

39 People Whose Genetics Made Them Unique (New Pics)

I would make a pair of pants for them

Corona

40 Epic Clothing Disasters (New Pics)

OMG, it took me waaaaaaay to long to spot the nose and eye

40 Epic Clothing Disasters (New Pics)

Will her insides fall out if we undo the zip

Perfect Pattern Placement

40 Examples Of People Who Are Total Jerks (New Pics)

Still his problem though, not hers. He could book a seat in the emergency row, he could book a seat in the front, he could book an extra seat. Doesn't mean he gets to take up her leg room.

40 Examples Of People Who Are Total Jerks (New Pics)

Get inside via the other door you lazy prick.

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kotlety • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

30 Valentine’s Day Disasters As Seen By Waiters

why would you ask for the same waiter from the date you had with your affair?!

I Dream Of Living A Zero-Waste Life, Here Are The Struggles I Face (31 Comics)

Or you can bring some you use at home to save money. There isn't much of a chance that they'll get lost.

30 Valentine’s Day Disasters As Seen By Waiters

why would you ask for the same waiter from the date you had with your affair?!

I Dream Of Living A Zero-Waste Life, Here Are The Struggles I Face (31 Comics)

Or you can bring some you use at home to save money. There isn't much of a chance that they'll get lost.

I Dream Of Living A Zero-Waste Life, Here Are The Struggles I Face (31 Comics)

You can buy stainless steel cutlery at the thrift store for just a dollar or two. It doesn't harm the environment because it already exists - you're just re-using it. Get a couple of sets and wrap them in a cloth napkin to take with you. If they accidentally get lost/thrown out it's not a big deal.

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kotlety • upvoted 5 items 9 months ago

30 Hilariously Weird Dating Stories That People Have Shared On Twitter

but sidecars are COOL!

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

And bonus: you can save money by putting a broken watch (or similar) inside and pretend that he broke it while opening the present

30 Hilariously Weird Dating Stories That People Have Shared On Twitter

but sidecars are COOL!

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

And bonus: you can save money by putting a broken watch (or similar) inside and pretend that he broke it while opening the present

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

Why should they clean someone else's property though? If the paint flaked off or anything they'd get into s***. I wouldn't do it either

10 Not-The-Sharpest People Who Just Tweeted About 'Time Flying Fast' And Earth Being 2020 Years Old

I cant believe the earth will be 2021 next year.There,i said it,please make an article about it

10 Not-The-Sharpest People Who Just Tweeted About 'Time Flying Fast' And Earth Being 2020 Years Old

I strongly suspect some of the comments about the earth being 2020 years old were jokes. There was someone who genuinely thought the calendar year was the age of the earth a few years ago and it turned into a meme.

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kotlety • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

This Woman Was Treated Horribly By Her In-Laws On Their First Christmas Together, Gets Perfect Revenge A Year Later

"I don't have a funny story about the third Christmas, because our marriage didn't last that long." Huuuuurray, this story has a happy ending! Unappreciative, unhelpful, lazy, unapologetic people who don't value your efforts are so not worth it.

My 34 Comics Show What It Is Like Growing Up In A Chinese Family

I support this. If you can't afford a roof over your head, you're in no position to be proposing marriage. The way it looks, you're putting the responsibility of that roof on your partner, and that's not cool. Key note, when I say afford, I don't inherently mean own. I rented a room in a house for years before moving in my with my wife, but the point was that I paid for my own shelter. If I couldn't afford that much, I would never have asked her to marry me. My wellbeing should *never* be her responsibility.

kotlety • commented on a post 11 months ago

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives And Here Are 30 Of The Best

In my laptop the USB ports are vertical :)

kotlety • upvoted 11 items 11 months ago

30 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections (New Pics)

That is actually pretty cool, and also something looks like from The Sims

Tweets Shared By 40 Women That Made Others Crack Up

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

30 Worst Things Seen During Structural Inspections (New Pics)

That is actually pretty cool, and also something looks like from The Sims

Tweets Shared By 40 Women That Made Others Crack Up

I Illustrate The Sad Truth Of Modern Life (30 Pics)

i am not a native english speaker but, shouldn't it be "abusing his position" instead of "Taking Advantage Of..."?

Artist Depicts Her Relationship With Her Boyfriend In 31 Illustrations

To everyone else who's all upset about this... IT'S A JOKE OBVIOUSLY. Me n my bf do the same thing. He jokes about how i should dress like an Amish woman to keep other men away. We laugh, then I throw on my revealing outfit anyway. Which he also appreciates because he's the guy with the sexy gf. So y'all can just chill the fuck out n stop being so damn offensive. For fuck sake ya sensitive lil bitches. You're what's wrong w/ society and why everyone has to walk around on eggshells. TAKE A DAMN JOKE N LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP

Artist Depicts Her Relationship With Her Boyfriend In 31 Illustrations

*mine

Microsoft Japan Made A 4-Day Workweek Experiment, Noticed A 40% Increase In Productivity

The article says: “Around 2300 employees were given five Fridays off with no reduction in salary and no days taken off of their annual leave...”

Microsoft Japan Made A 4-Day Workweek Experiment, Noticed A 40% Increase In Productivity

People talking about 4/10s, do they mean 4 days of 10 hours? Are they insane? The whole idea of 4 day-weeks is 4 times 8. It's about working less, not about cramming the same time in less days! I've been working 32 hours for 4 years now and it's wonderful. I used to live for vacations, but now with every weekend being a long weekend, I even forget to take up my vacation days. Had to take a week off every 5 weeks in the third year, because I saved too many days :)

14-Year-Old Girl Finds A Way To Solve The Blind Spot Problem In Cars

That's not the "dangerous blind spot"!

Heidi Klum Unveils This Year’s Costume, Proves She’s The Queen Of Halloween Once More

Honestly? I've seen some better home made costumes on bored panda. She just hires people to do the job for her, 93yo Heidi is the only truly original idea and a very clever one.

Artist Adds Dark Humor To His Comics That Look Innocent At First (30 Pics)

As a child, you end up thinking Tom's an idiot and Jerry is right and super clever. It's not all a lie; Tom is shown as an idiot. But Jerry's the cruel one. I remember episodes where Tom wasn't even bothering him and Jerry would get him in trouble with the dog or whatever. Tom also died in two episodes. One, he fell victim to his own trap, and in another, he was beheaded. They didn't show that, just the blade of the guillotine going down. Jerry was cruel af in many ways

Artist Adds Dark Humor To His Comics That Look Innocent At First (30 Pics)

Same. Immediately.

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kotlety • upvoted an item 12 months ago

Artist Adds Dark Humor To His Comics That Look Innocent At First (30 Pics)

It's dark because the nice gesture is not acknowledged and we only focus on the faults.

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kotlety • commented on a post 11 months ago

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives And Here Are 30 Of The Best

In my laptop the USB ports are vertical :)

kotlety • commented on a post 2 years ago

27 Times People Were Too Innocent For The Internet

ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop.... ima SCATMAAAAAAAN

kotlety • commented on 10 posts 3 years ago

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

*Note to EVERYONE

I Figured Out How To Instantly Improve Any Photo - Just Add Water!

For me it's the other way, I like the lipstick photo the most, together with the leaf one. It's just a question of taste I guess ;)

Bird's Wings Get Perfectly Synced With Camera's Frame Rate And It Will Mess With Your Mind

...or 3x ...or 5x ...or any positive integer times

I Spent More Than 2 Months To Create These Lego Pictures Without Photoshop

How did you make the sabres glow? And smoke?

Under-Dogs: I Photograph Dogs From Underneath

me3 ;P

124 Times Bored Elon Musk Had The Best Invention Ideas That Would Absolutely Change The World We Live In

Netherlands too, you don't even have to scan your shoppings again at the cash, you just hand them the scanner device.

178 Hilarious Pranks By Couples Who Are Not Afraid To Test Their Relationship

Yeah... and what if she adjusts the seat while driving? Not cool, it's a good way to get her into accident.

178 Hilarious Pranks By Couples Who Are Not Afraid To Test Their Relationship

Whaaaat?

178 Hilarious Pranks By Couples Who Are Not Afraid To Test Their Relationship

God dammit Marie, they're minerals!

Polish Artist Turns Famous Classic Paintings Into Hilarious GIFs (67 Pics)

Expected dickbutt :|

kotlety • commented on 6 posts 4 years ago

56 Of The Most Creative Halloween Costumes For Pregnant Women

Ellen Ripley, is that you?

92 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage

Legend says it's still paused

This Guy Is Cutting Tourists' Selfie Sticks In Half, And People Can't Decide If He's A Hero Or Villain

That's not a phone, just some piece of blue thin plastic. There is not a single shot where an actual phone can be seen. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/aaa-57cd951141ee3-png.jpg

This Guy Is Cutting Tourists' Selfie Sticks In Half, And People Can't Decide If He's A Hero Or Villain

Oh, nevermind, it's fake. There are no phones. Slow down the speed of video and take a look at 0:40 for example. I don't like it anyway, though. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Zrzut-ekranu-2016-09-05-123007a-57cd4985491f4.png

This Guy Is Cutting Tourists' Selfie Sticks In Half, And People Can't Decide If He's A Hero Or Villain

I hate such douchebags, same as all those "just a prank, bro!" idiots. Don't like selfie sticks? Don't buy one! What he does is just a regular damage of private property.

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Takes Him On Photoshop Adventures

omg it's gif, didn't notice at first :P

kotlety • commented on a post 5 years ago

43 Brilliant Ways To Reuse And Recycle Old Tires

Take a nap on it if you feel TIRED.

kotlety • upvoted 7 items 3 months ago

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

The first two responders misplaced the commas and it explains a lot.

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

It is not misleading, it is exactly what they are saying, and the correct way of calculating a percentage. What people understand is their own mistake, not the brand's.

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

To be fair you can't ignite diesel fumes in the same way as you can with petrol.

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

What is "Jim Bean?" Maybe they are a Jim Beam knock off and they have to keep it at a wearhouse? LOL

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

What is a "wearhouse"?

kotlety • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

i saw 2.

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Unless the other driver reverses into you when you are stationary. It happened to me (as passenger) when some moron overshot the line at traffic lights. Then he claimed to have been rear-ended.

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

kotlety • upvoted 7 items 7 months ago

39 People Whose Genetics Made Them Unique (New Pics)

I would make a pair of pants for them

Corona

40 Epic Clothing Disasters (New Pics)

OMG, it took me waaaaaaay to long to spot the nose and eye

40 Epic Clothing Disasters (New Pics)

Will her insides fall out if we undo the zip

Perfect Pattern Placement

40 Examples Of People Who Are Total Jerks (New Pics)

Still his problem though, not hers. He could book a seat in the emergency row, he could book a seat in the front, he could book an extra seat. Doesn't mean he gets to take up her leg room.

40 Examples Of People Who Are Total Jerks (New Pics)

Get inside via the other door you lazy prick.

kotlety • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

30 Valentine’s Day Disasters As Seen By Waiters

why would you ask for the same waiter from the date you had with your affair?!

I Dream Of Living A Zero-Waste Life, Here Are The Struggles I Face (31 Comics)

Or you can bring some you use at home to save money. There isn't much of a chance that they'll get lost.

I Dream Of Living A Zero-Waste Life, Here Are The Struggles I Face (31 Comics)

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